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Unlike my cancer surgeries, this one has me thinking about the important things. One of the attendant nurses I'm gonna have looks kind of like Diane Lane. I'd like to impress her while I'm laying there naked and looking like a beached whale. Clothing tips?
write "if you like what you see, call 555 5555 " in sharpie. on your gut. with an arrow pointing to your junk. you may get calls from the male nurses however.
Unlike my cancer surgeries, this one has me thinking about the important things. One of the attendant nurses I'm gonna have looks kind of like Diane Lane. I'd like to impress her while I'm laying there naked and looking like a beached whale. Clothing tips?
write "if you like what you see, call 555 5555 " in sharpie. on your gut. with an arrow pointing to your junk. you may get calls from the male nurses however.
Sold! You are my emergency contact now

 
They're not outgoing are geishas like Mediterranean culture but if you spend any time speaking with them they are complementary and they aren't very much interested in being hospitable towards visitors.
This sentence...man.

Even GM thinks this is poorly constructed.

 
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RedmondLonghorn said:
They're not outgoing are geishas like Mediterranean culture but if you spend any time speaking with them they are complementary and they aren't very much interested in being hospitable towards visitors.
This sentence...man.

Even GM thinks this is poorly constructed.
:lmao: read twice. Still confused.

 
RedmondLonghorn said:
They're not outgoing are geishas like Mediterranean culture but if you spend any time speaking with them they are complementary and they aren't very much interested in being hospitable towards visitors.
This sentence...man.

Even GM thinks this is poorly constructed.
:lmao: read twice. Still confused.
Voice to text no bueno...They're not outgoing and gregarious like Mediterranean culture but if you spend any time speaking with them they are complementary and they are very much interested in being hospitable towards visitors.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Unlike my cancer surgeries, this one has me thinking about the important things. One of the attendant nurses I'm gonna have looks kind of like Diane Lane. I'd like to impress her while I'm laying there naked and looking like a beached whale. Clothing tips?
Yes. Wear some.
I figured you'd respond with your usual conservative ####

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Uruk-Hai said:
Unlike my cancer surgeries, this one has me thinking about the important things. One of the attendant nurses I'm gonna have looks kind of like Diane Lane. I'd like to impress her while I'm laying there naked and looking like a beached whale. Clothing tips?
Yes. Wear some.
I figured you'd respond with your usual conservative ####
Whatever. F### it, vote Trump!

 
I know it's heretical, but I think the music in the second Blues Brothers is better than the first. Overall, though, the first is way better.

 
Had no idea there was a remake. God this world sucks.
It was a sequel, 20 years later. John Goodman & Joe Morton "replaced" Belushi, but Jake's death was mentioned IIRC. The battle of the bands at the end was loaded with HOF musicians and is probably worth seeing just for that.

 
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So I have a lot of hometown folks who have a friended me over the years on FB. Haven't seen most of them in 35-40 years but whatever I usually accept and unfollow if it turns out they post bull####.

One of those acquaintances just a posted some pictures. Her daughter who had complications in her second trimester. The baby did not survive.

Picture #1 was of the daughter looking distraught in her hospital bed. OK that's a little weird, but hey it's a stressful time, I get it.

Picture #2 was a statue or figurine - the grandchild is with Jesus now. OK, fine, not my thing, I understand it's a difficult time for the family & we all grieve differently.

Picture #3 was the feet of a 14 week old fetus.

Imma gonna go punch a wall now.

There's a lot of ####ed up people in this world.

 
Picture #3 was the feet of a 14 week old fetus.
I have seen similar to that at least 2-3 times on FB over the past ten years. Does. Not. Compute.

It's morbid as ####.

And some people are sick weirdos.
Truth. "My infant just died. Please like my picture!"

People are the freaking worst.

 
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mr roboto said:
Circus peanuts and candy corn are delish. Bit o honey is a travesty. That Willy Wonka looking white cube that HF posted looks like something old people make up when they tell stories about how terrible their childhood was.
They're so much worse than they look. It's like eating flowers dipped in varnish.

 
Do you think we will ever evolve as a society to the point where middle aged white people dancing awkwardly to hip-hop music on TV commercials ceases to be funny to advertisers?

 
My yard is flooding into my house, my twins won't stop screaming and I've been stuck inside most of this weekend... But I'm having a better day than Brandon LaFell.

 
General Malaise said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
This Yahoo experience reminds me of the Silicon Valley episode where Hooli's CEO lost it over their crappy compression of a UFC fight.
was it bad for you?honestly worked great here. was in HD and looked no different from watching on satellite.
Probably my crappy wireless and old laptop.
General Malaise said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
This Yahoo experience reminds me of the Silicon Valley episode where Hooli's CEO lost it over their crappy compression of a UFC fight.
was it bad for you?honestly worked great here. was in HD and looked no different from watching on satellite.
Probably my crappy wireless and old laptop.
I hope there was some angle of the wankage formulas.

 

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