GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (10 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

smoked, grilled or blackened?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

The parts about the makeup sponge were pretty gross. Can't these skanks just take a few days off?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

One of my African Dwarf Frogs died a couple of days ago. I didn't think to post it on FB.

 

[General Malaise]

The parts about the makeup sponge were pretty gross. Can't these skanks just take a few days off?

Also enjoyed Rain DeGrey's bit about "D!ck Drunk". She's quite the yarn spinner. Will have to, uh, research her a bit.

 

[Ignoramus]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

 

[Ignoramus]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

One of my African Dwarf Frogs died a couple of days ago. I didn't think to post it on FB.

Sorry for your loss, GB.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

One of my African Dwarf Frogs died a couple of days ago. I didn't think to post it on FB.

Sorry for your loss, GB.

Thanks, man. I only had her (I think it was a her because she was fat) for a couple of weeks. The other frog is doing fine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

We had ours a couple of weeks ago. I didn't get it done because by the time I got over there the line was too long. I ended up telling everybody that I didn't want Obama microchipping me.

 

[General Malaise]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

One of my African Dwarf Frogs died a couple of days ago. I didn't think to post it on FB.

I think they prefer the term African Little People Frogs, now.

 

[Ignoramus]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

We had ours a couple of weeks ago. I didn't get it done because by the time I got over there the line was too long. I ended up telling everybody that I didn't want Obama microchipping me.

We have a few of that variety of kook here, too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

One of my African Dwarf Frogs died a couple of days ago. I didn't think to post it on FB.

I think they prefer the term African Little People Frogs, now.

SHE'S DEAD AND YOU'RE MAKING JOKES?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

The parts about the makeup sponge were pretty gross. Can't these skanks just take a few days off?

Also enjoyed Rain DeGrey's bit about "D!ck Drunk". She's quite the yarn spinner. Will have to, uh, research her a bit.

I ended up watching a couple "Darkside of Porn" documentaries that were on the side of this one. Amazing how many porn stars are dead and so many from suicide. Worst was the doc about the Danish girl that did the Animal Farm porn flicks in the 70s. Pretty sad life.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

We had ours a couple of weeks ago. I didn't get it done because by the time I got over there the line was too long. I ended up telling everybody that I didn't want Obama microchipping me.

We have a few of that variety of kook here, too.

True story: I may have mentioned before that we have a few parents that don't want their kids learning about Islam. Yesterday we had a department meeting and discussed that whole thing. I asked the 7th grade teachers what was the specific beef these parents had. The answer wasn't anything theological...they just didn't think their kids should have to hear about Mooslims.

One of my fellow teachers had to have a meeting with one of these whack-a-doo moms. The mom not only railed against public schools "indoctrinating" kids but actually mentioned microchipping.

There is a 35-40% chance I'm going to get this nutjob's kid next year.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The parts about the makeup sponge were pretty gross. Can't these skanks just take a few days off?

Also enjoyed Rain DeGrey's bit about "D!ck Drunk". She's quite the yarn spinner. Will have to, uh, research her a bit.

I ended up watching a couple "Darkside of Porn" documentaries that were on the side of this one. Amazing how many porn stars are dead and so many from suicide. Worst was the doc about the Danish girl that did the Animal Farm porn flicks in the 70s. Pretty sad life.

Napoleon and Snowball tag team Clover?

 

[General Malaise]

The parts about the makeup sponge were pretty gross. Can't these skanks just take a few days off?

Also enjoyed Rain DeGrey's bit about "D!ck Drunk". She's quite the yarn spinner. Will have to, uh, research her a bit.

I ended up watching a couple "Darkside of Porn" documentaries that were on the side of this one. Amazing how many porn stars are dead and so many from suicide. Worst was the doc about the Danish girl that did the Animal Farm porn flicks in the 70s. Pretty sad life.

Summary? Not sure I want to watch it, but would like to read the Cliff's Notes on it.

 

[General Malaise]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

We had ours a couple of weeks ago. I didn't get it done because by the time I got over there the line was too long. I ended up telling everybody that I didn't want Obama microchipping me.

We have a few of that variety of kook here, too.

True story: I may have mentioned before that we have a few parents that don't want their kids learning about Islam. Yesterday we had a department meeting and discussed that whole thing. I asked the 7th grade teachers what was the specific beef these parents had. The answer wasn't anything theological...they just didn't think their kids should have to hear about Mooslims.

One of my fellow teachers had to have a meeting with one of these whack-a-doo moms. The mom not only railed against public schools "indoctrinating" kids but actually mentioned microchipping.

There is a 35-40% chance I'm going to get this nutjob's kid next year.

Ben Carson winning the GOP nomination will probably quell some of this insanity in our country.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today's flu shot day at the office. Some ####### broad says "Y'all stay away from me; I don't want to get sick!"

We had ours a couple of weeks ago. I didn't get it done because by the time I got over there the line was too long. I ended up telling everybody that I didn't want Obama microchipping me.

We have a few of that variety of kook here, too.

True story: I may have mentioned before that we have a few parents that don't want their kids learning about Islam. Yesterday we had a department meeting and discussed that whole thing. I asked the 7th grade teachers what was the specific beef these parents had. The answer wasn't anything theological...they just didn't think their kids should have to hear about Mooslims.

One of my fellow teachers had to have a meeting with one of these whack-a-doo moms. The mom not only railed against public schools "indoctrinating" kids but actually mentioned microchipping.

There is a 35-40% chance I'm going to get this nutjob's kid next year.

Ben Carson winning the GOP nomination will probably quell some of this insanity in our country.

If Carson becomes president I'm moving to Montana.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

My daughter cried when we flushed Larry Fishgerald. I really thought he'd be dead before she'd be old enough to know better (I think he was a he because I never came home to find ridiculously overpriced shoes in his fishbowl).

What kind of effin goldfish lives for 3 years?

 

[Thorn]

From my cousin's FB:

"Last night I lost a good friend and beloved pet. You brought much amusement to my life. Thank you for those two too short years. RIP [some anime characters name]."

This was from a ~20 year old guy posting about his ####### fish.

My daughter cried when we flushed Larry Fishgerald. I really thought he'd be dead before she'd be old enough to know better (I think he was a he because I never came home to find ridiculously overpriced shoes in his fishbowl).

What kind of effin goldfish lives for 3 years?

Probably should have named him Fishimanga Biakabatuka.

 

[General Malaise]

Ryan Fishpatrick down?

 

[krista4]

I hate when I mis-click and hit someone's name instead of a post and accidentally pull up someone's profile. For the record, I never purposefully look at someone's profile, so if you see I've looked at yours, don't take it personally.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Happy National Kitten Day everybody

 

[El Floppo]

Happy National Kitten Day everybody

pics or gtfo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ryan Fishpatrick down?

Randal Cod?

 

[strykerpks]

Ryan Fishpatrick down?

Randal Cod?

Amari Grouper imo

 

[General Malaise]

Ryan Fishpatrick down?

Randal Cod?

you get a like

 

[General Malaise]

Ryan Fishpatrick down?

Randal Cod?

Amari Grouper imo

And you get a like

 

[General Malaise]

Ron Swordfishski?

 

[facook]

Colin Carpernick

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sea Bass Janikowski?

 

[Henry Ford]

Fish-sean Jackson.

 

[Henry Ford]

Salmon Bradford

 

[Henry Ford]

Jay Cuttlefish

 

[hagmania]

Adam Finatieri

Colin Crappienick (sarnath'd)

Caron Halibutler

imo

 

[Henry Ford]

Rey Mahi-Mahiluga

 

[General Malaise]

Rey Mahi-Mahiluga

 

[hagmania]

Antonio Downthetoilet

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Gill Romanowski

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Antonio Downthetoilet

moron

 

[Frostillicus]

Adrian Patagonian Toothfish

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Brandon Marshell

 

[hagmania]

Art Monkfish

 

[Limp Ditka]

Jeremy Marckerel

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Deion "Neon tetra" Sanders

 

[Henry Ford]

Jack Dempsey

 

[hagmania]

Antonio Downthetoilet

morone

fyp

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Swim McMahon

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Martin Gramaticatfish

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Ben ROE-thlisberger

 

[hagmania]

Richard Merman