GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Moron

I've been called worse....by better

I doubt the second part.

I doubt your face

 

[Annyong]

Hi Stryker

 

[strykerpks]

Hi Stryker

How's the new job treating you? We should cornhole sometime soon.

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

And Drive was a damn good film. Sorry if some of you cretins, didn't get it.

 

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens.

UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

 

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

And Drive was a damn good film. Sorry if some of you cretins, didn't get it.

Oh I got it. It was still dumb.

PS Sorry for your troubles GB. I have no advice to give

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens. UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

So you're claiming Wisconsin has a lesser density of heathens than Arkansas? And you're dragging UH into this after beating lung cancer and a feminine gall bladder? You harks *******. I love you the most Stryker.

But i have had six white Russians and an oxycotin.

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

And Drive was a damn good film. Sorry if some of you cretins, didn't get it.

Oh I got it. It was still dumb.PS Sorry for your troubles GB. I have no advice to give

Your face is dumb and i retract my last post. The complimentary part. I'll let the mean part stand.

 

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens. UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

So you're claiming Wisconsin has a lesser density of heathens than Arkansas? And you're dragging UH into this after beating lung cancer and a feminine gall bladder? You harks *******.I love you the most Stryker.

But i have had six white Russians and an oxycotin.

It was a double post joke. See, because you posted...nevermind. Fax me some oxy if you could please

I'll drop everything and be in your next movie GB

 

[cosjobs]

Soaking of over reacting to faux mean, where's Frosty?

And speaking of Frosty, where's Tre?

I need my peeps. I'm feeling askew.

 

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

And Drive was a damn good film. Sorry if some of you cretins, didn't get it.

Oh I got it. It was still dumb.PS Sorry for your troubles GB. I have no advice to give

Your face is dumb and i retract my last post. The complimentary part. I'll let the mean part stand.

Yes, my face is dumb. I'm ok with that

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens. UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

So you're claiming Wisconsin has a lesser density of heathens than Arkansas? And you're dragging UH into this after beating lung cancer and a feminine gall bladder? You harks *******.I love you the most Stryker.

But i have had six white Russians and an oxycotin.

It was a double post joke. See, because you posted...nevermind. Fax me some oxy if you could pleaseI'll drop everything and be in your next movie GB

I got the double post bit, what do you think, I'm GM and need simple #### explained?

 

[strykerpks]

Soaking of over reacting to faux man, where's Frosty?

And speaking of Frosty, where's Tre?

I need my peeps. I'm feeling askew.

Both alive. I think. Just chatted with Frosty not too long ago. Tre was drinking all day for the Gopher game so hopefully he's still alive

 

[strykerpks]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens. UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

So you're claiming Wisconsin has a lesser density of heathens than Arkansas? And you're dragging UH into this after beating lung cancer and a feminine gall bladder? You harks *******.I love you the most Stryker.

But i have had six white Russians and an oxycotin.

It was a double post joke. See, because you posted...nevermind. Fax me some oxy if you could pleaseI'll drop everything and be in your next movie GB

I got the double post bit, what do you think, I'm GM and need simple #### explained?

GM is a saint

 

[cosjobs]

My life sucks so bad right now. .. I'm out of smokes. I spent half an hour wandering around downstairs amidst the flotsam and debris looking for the keys to the truck that my wife to to work tonight for a 12 hour shift because both our cars got totaled and she's blocked in the rental car i picked up this morning. Never found the keys, but i did find a tin of Copenhagen i bought a couple years ago while drunk and so I've got significant nicotine coursing through my blood along with the vodka Kalua half and half and oxycotin.

 

[cosjobs]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

Not sure Binky is from WI, but contrary to popular belief, we're not heathens. UH Can you help me out with a double post here?

So you're claiming Wisconsin has a lesser density of heathens than Arkansas? And you're dragging UH into this after beating lung cancer and a feminine gall bladder? You harks *******.I love you the most Stryker.

But i have had six white Russians and an oxycotin.

It was a double post joke. See, because you posted...nevermind. Fax me some oxy if you could pleaseI'll drop everything and be in your next movie GB

I got the double post bit, what do you think, I'm GM and need simple #### explained?

GM is a saint

Confirmed. Considering he's half ginger.

 

[cosjobs]

You're turn. Hurry up. I'm fading and I've got an appointment to look at a 2007 avalon with low mileage in the morning.

 

[cosjobs]

Well ####. Posting to myself again at 3am.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Geez, cos.

Good luck at the meeting tonight. May be worth the expense to hire an attorney to find a way through this thicket if one exists.

It also may be worth it to consult with a civil engineer to see if there's anything you can do to the topography of your parcel. I know these are historic, flukey floods but even so....

 

[eoMMan]

Good luck, Cos.

Try to stay sane. It will all work out somehow.

 

[cosjobs]

Good luck, Cos.

Try to stay sane. It will all work out somehow.

Stay?

 

[El Floppo]

Fat ******* told my grandpa today that if gramps gives him $47,000, Fat ******* will move to Lexington and never bother gramps again.

JFC

for a detective agency? wtf does this guy think he is, a scooby doo villain?

Despicable, but probably a bargain. Pay it

Heard tonight that he's already dropped his asking price, after my grandpa mentioned he'd be moving and putting the house on the market, and gigantasaurus cried about it all day. Don't know the new asking price, but we're thinking if we offer $5K and a ham sandwich he'll go away.

http://youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ

love this. like, a LOT.

 

[El Floppo]

[quietly] good morning cos- may everything be amazing today [/quietly]

 

[kevzilla]

Thinking about showing up at the City Council meeting in a V for Vendetta mask to support cos.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Impromptu crowdfunding for kev's bail money started at $40

 

[bentley]

Showing up at a special council meeting to yell about your situation might not be the best approach to getting relief. Just sayin'.

Related - Looks like our mutual friends just moved into a motel for the second time in a year.

 

[heckmanm]

Fat ******* told my grandpa today that if gramps gives him $47,000, Fat ******* will move to Lexington and never bother gramps again.

JFC

for a detective agency? wtf does this guy think he is, a scooby doo villain?

Despicable, but probably a bargain. Pay it

Heard tonight that he's already dropped his asking price, after my grandpa mentioned he'd be moving and putting the house on the market, and gigantasaurus cried about it all day. Don't know the new asking price, but we're thinking if we offer $5K and a ham sandwich he'll go away.

http://youtu.be/M5QGkOGZubQ

Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f6l1QljpMo

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drive was poop

Mentioning driving and poop. Can anyone ever really feel comfortable taking a poop in a gas station/carry out bathroom?

Gas stations in Wisconsin make you carry out your poop when you use their bathrooms?

And Drive was a damn good film. Sorry if some of you cretins, didn't get it.

Thank you

 

[Abraham]

Drive is one of my 6 favorite films. Love it.

 

[Ignoramus]

Drive is one of my 6 favorite films. Love it.

I remember that Cool Runnings 2, Waterworld and Little Nikki are on that list but what were the other two again?

 

[General Malaise]

Drive is one of my 6 favorite films. Love it.

I remember that Cool Runnings 2, Waterworld and Little Nikki are on that list but what were the other two again?

You're pretty funny for a soulless ginger.

 

[cstu]

You're turn. Hurry up. I'm fading and I've got an appointment to look at a 2007 avalon with low mileage in the morning.

Avalon is a great car.

 

[cosjobs]

Showing up at a special council meeting to yell about your situation might not be the best approach to getting relief. Just sayin'.

Related - Looks like our mutual friends just moved into a motel for the second time in a year.

Who said I'd be yelling? I may be bawling like a baby. Might have the 90 yo disabled vet up there crying with me. I'll warm up the sympathy/pity vibe and let kev follow up with the anarchy.

 

[cosjobs]

Showing up at a special council meeting to yell about your situation might not be the best approach to getting relief. Just sayin'.

Related - Looks like our mutual friends just moved into a motel for the second time in a year.

You know what we could really use is some press and publicity of the situation. If only i had a friend with media connections.

 

[kevzilla]

Abe's wife's wreck made us late for a wedding in Georgetown yesterday.

Well...not late, purr say. We had the bride.

 

[eoMMan]

Jerry Rig is an American Hero

True story, I used to work with a Jerry Riggs

The guy from Lethal Weapon?

Riggs!!!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

All kinds of crazy stuff going on in GMTANexas

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry to hear about your GB, kev.

Is he better at handling the longsword or as a coxswain?

I would have to ask his wife 2.0, she's down with all that stuff too.

Wife 2.0s are the best.

Big fan.

Cooking jambalaya tonight. Hope it doesn't fall flat without FDAS' meat.

Any excuse to use file powder is a good excuse.

Making Jambalaya without meat?

It had chicken, shrimp and sausage...just not FDAS sausage, which is hard to beat.

I threw shrimp shells in by homemade chicken stock and let it simmer for 25 mintues. Nice touch.

 

[cosjobs]

Abe's wife's wreck made us late for a wedding in Georgetown yesterday.

Well...not late, purr say. We had the bride.

Love me some Primae noctis

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Cos>

I hope everything works out. I gotta think -fish- is onto something. I'm pretty cynical about the government and even I can't believe the answer is "Sorry, you're ####ed" despite the fact that you have flood insurance.

 

[cosjobs]

Cos>

I hope everything works out. I gotta think -fish- is onto something. I'm pretty cynical about the government and even I can't believe the answer is "Sorry, you're ####ed" despite the fact that you have flood insurance.

Did lots of research last night. All previous case law I found pertaining to this was in FLorida, where there is only a one year period for the 50% rule to kick in . Austin is 10. Plus, its the value of the structure only, not the land or pool or anything, so my value on that basis is probably more like 200-250, so my 50% rule is probably already used up, now that I did the 20k remediation. sigh.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm about 15 pages behind now. Life just took a HUGE crap on me. Not talking about the flood itself, I was prepared, had insurance, it was a pain, but everything was covered and I really wasn't even #####ing much. Life happens.

I posted this in the lawyer thread, I'll re-post here, since I go there about as often as the Shark Pool.

My father and I bought a house last January. It had flooded two years ago Halloween and was repaired/remodeled for probably about 120K and I bought it for 320K at the first of this year.

Last week the creek flooded again after a storm cell dumped 15" of rain in less than three hours. There was about 14" of water in the house, both cars were totaled a huge mess. I immediately hired a remediation company to come and cut away 4' of drywall, rip out all the cabinets , bathtubs, everything, so they could bring in the commercial dryer and stuff and take care of any potential mold/moisture/water related problems, so I could begin doing the rebuild on Monday.

I go to the city Friday to pull a permit and was denied. They told me there was a new city code in effect that stated that permits would not be issued to anyone whose home had accrued, over the previous 10 years, repairs costing more than 50% of the home's value. They told me they had determined the cost of my repair plus the repair two years ago would exceed that limit, so no permit for me.

This means I cannot repair my house. In short order, they won;t be letting me live here, since the first floor is currently unsafe and uninhabitable. I won't be able to sell it to anyone, because it now has no value, yet will continue to be taxed at about $6000 a year.

All I will get is a check from my flood insurance equal to the estimated repair cost, probably around 100k. I won't need to do the repairs since I can't get a permit, meaning I'll net out 75k (after paying for the remediation work already done). So my home, recently appraised for over $400K will get me $75K, I can't live, there, I can't sell it and I will be required to pay $6000 a year in taxes.

This code was not in effect when I bought the house or I was not informed of this.(Sue the realtor?) I would never purchased this house had I known of this onerous legacy it carried.

Its possible I can argue and crunch numbers and get the total repair cost in just under the 50% cap. But that means the least little flooding incident over the next 10 years and I'm back where I am now.

The area I live in had never flooded before two years ago Halloween.

The city has know watershed problems with Onion Creek, which is what backflowed into Slaughter Creek which runs behind (or in) my house.

10 years ago, the city approved massive commercial development a couple miles away which has caused huge runoff into Onion Creek and they have never correct downstream to handle the extra water runoff. We are in between Onion Creek and the huge development.

Boom. Milos loses $350000 plus 6000 a year.

Well that's bull####. Burn the ####er down and collect ins

Good luck cos.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Wife was involved in a car accident that totaled two cars and sent three people to the hospital. She is fine and the car has much less damage then the others. Highway closed for an hour. Then the Very attractive college waitress at razoo's remembered my. Drink and menu choice from two weeks ago when I stopped in tonight. fMl

Not sure what one has to do with the other, but glad your wife is ok.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Fat ******* told my grandpa today that if gramps gives him $47,000, Fat ******* will move to Lexington and never bother gramps again.

JFC

for a detective agency? wtf does this guy think he is, a scooby doo villain?

Despicable, but probably a bargain. Pay it

Heard tonight that he's already dropped his asking price, after my grandpa mentioned he'd be moving and putting the house on the market, and gigantasaurus cried about it all day. Don't know the new asking price, but we're thinking if we offer $5K and a ham sandwich he'll go away.

Sweeten the pot and add Muenster. Us fat guys can't turn that down.

 

[Mr.Pack]

If you don't like the movie "Drive" you're a moron.

What if I've never heard of it?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Carey Mulligan is rather dishy. That's about as much praise as I can offer.

 

[bentley]

Showing up at a special council meeting to yell about your situation might not be the best approach to getting relief. Just sayin'.

Related - Looks like our mutual friends just moved into a motel for the second time in a year.

You know what we could really use is some press and publicity of the situation. If only i had a friend with media connections.

I'm pretty sure the media knows about the meeting. I'd put you in touch with somebody I know at the but, unfortunately they are all about as effective as your average government employee.

Kev and flaming bags of poop seem like the best solution.

 

[El Floppo]

kids are getting their piano lessons at home right now from their super cute young aussie teacher (cute- not hot). we're in a smallish "loft"- not where NYC traffic cops live on TV, but more like... small open space with a couple of BRs off of it. my laptop/desk is at one end of the main space, piano is about 30' away at the other.

I just accidentally let a very large, not cute (or hot) fart rip that caused 4yo floppinha to titter and screech to a halt during her lesson.

I'm sure the aussie didn't notice. because... cute not hot aussies... don't notice that, right?

 

[Annyong]

How hot is this Aussie chick?