GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (13 Viewers)

[Sammy3469]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Announce: 59% chance Shuke and I are having lunch tomorrow.

Also, our Vikings suck at end game.

UPDATE?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

http://i.imgur.com/UPXT6P4.jpg

Awesome

 

[Thorn]

http://i.imgur.com/e45Utqk.jpg

Those always crack me up...

"Did you just *** in me? What?! I'm not on birth control, #######!"

Accidental pregnancies are high comedy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have a better chance of having lunch with shuke tomorrow.

Or TRE and I.

How's tomorrow shaping up?

No meat raffles, but there's drinks and cardboard crack. You in?

 

[Thorn]

I have a better chance of having lunch with shuke tomorrow.

Or TRE and I.

How's tomorrow shaping up?

No meat raffles, but there's drinks and cardboard crack. You in?

CARDBOARD CRACK

 

[YSR]

http://i.imgur.com/e45Utqk.jpg

Those always crack me up...

"Did you just *** in me? What?! I'm not on birth control, #######!"

Accidental pregnancies are high comedy.

No. They're not.

 

[Sammy3469]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

 

[El Floppo]

For Tanner and Krista...Scout Hell####

jfc... my wife is looking for exactly that looking cat for us.

 

[General Malaise]

http://i.imgur.com/e45Utqk.jpg

Those always crack me up...

"Did you just *** in me? What?! I'm not on birth control, #######!"

Accidental pregnancies are high comedy.

No. They're not.

I agree with this guy.

 

[General Malaise]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

ooooof....I can't even read that without getting stomach pains.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

"illiquid"? Pretty sure the word is "solid".

 

[General Malaise]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

"illiquid"? Pretty sure the word is "solid".

I assure you those investments were anything but solid.

 

[Sammy3469]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

"illiquid"? Pretty sure the word is "solid".

I assure you those investments were anything but solid.

As solid as my buddies stool these days

 

[El Floppo]

GM it could be worse...my roommate for the first 5 years I lived in the city had his credit mutual fund that he was second in command suspend redemptions yesterday (i.e it closed down). Of course the fund totally scrubbed anything related to that fund from their website now, so he has that going for him.

I know some of those words.

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/12/11/third-avenue-to-liquidate-junk-bond-fund-that-bet-big-on-illiquid-assets.html

"illiquid"? Pretty sure the word is "solid".

I assure you those investments were anything but solid.

As solid as my buddies stool these days

pretty sure you're looking for the word illliquid

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I like my ice cream unthawed.

 

[eoMMan]

http://i.imgur.com/e45Utqk.jpg

Those always crack me up..."Did you just *** in me? What?! I'm not on birth control, #######!"

Accidental pregnancies are high comedy.

No. They're not.

I agree with this guy.

They're hilarious when it's a scripted adult scene.

 

[Abraham]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

THE POSTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE RESTAURANT

 

[General Malaise]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

CANCEL ALL APPS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abraham]

I have ordered a beer. <developing>

 

[tommyboy]

yeah, i'll have the blueberry pancake platter with extra whipped cream, and a pitcher of Blue Heron Pale Ale.

 

[cosjobs]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

I didn't realize my phone wasn't working.

Oh, wait

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

:ilpopcorn:

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

I didn't realize my phone wasn't working.

Oh, wait

MEAN

 

[General Malaise]

At the restaurant now. Bentley and shuke reportedly heading this way.

I didn't realize my phone wasn't working.

Oh, wait

MEAN

I agree. He is mean.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Must be no internet at this restaurant.

 

[Sammy3469]

Must be no internet at this restaurant.

Shuke ate it

 

[Chemical X]

restaurant cam?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

restaurant cam?

Ah, Fell's Point...

 

[DA RAIDERS]

if my attorney is a complete #### up, what do i have to do to file a substitution of attorney motion without his signature?

i don't owe him any money

 

[Abraham]

I was going to meet Bentley for an overdo lunch. Then shuke sent me a chess-chat message last night that he was in town. We had sandwiches and shared clams.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I was going to meet Bentley for an overdo lunch. Then shuke sent me a chess-chat message last night that he was in town. We had sandwiches and shared clams.

Guh

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

if my attorney is a complete #### up, what do i have to do to file a substitution of attorney motion without his signature?

i don't owe him any money

PM Woz

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Bearded clams?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Cochran got your back

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

if my attorney is a complete #### up, what do i have to do to file a substitution of attorney motion without his signature?

i don't owe him any money

PM Woz

And ask which real lawyer to PM

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Place holder https://www.instagram.com/nightliquid_retro.inc/

 

[Henry Ford]

Little concerned about all the stock I put in the freezer before it cooled down.

I really shouldn't be using the kitchen.

If you open it up and it's bubbling, just make sure to drink it all at once.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Place holder https://www.instagram.com/nightliquid_retro.inc/

I had a round transistor radio when I was a kid. Probably the best present my parents ever got me.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Place holder https://www.instagram.com/nightliquid_retro.inc/

I had a round transistor radio when I was a kid. Probably the best present my parents ever got me.

I had one of those "slap top" 8 track players when I was in HS, too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Place holder https://www.instagram.com/nightliquid_retro.inc/

I had a round transistor radio when I was a kid. Probably the best present my parents ever got me.

I had one of those "slap top" 8 track players when I was in HS, too

The kind that looked like a TNT detonator?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here come the diesel....whaaaaaaank....whaaaaaaaaannnnnkkkkk

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Here come the diesel....whaaaaaaank....whaaaaaaaaannnnnkkkkk

I bet she'd knock Tre on his ### too

 

[UOFI_316]

If Shuke or GM was a catfish

 

[mr roboto]

If Shuke or GM was a catfish

Wow.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Place holder https://www.instagram.com/nightliquid_retro.inc/

I had a round transistor radio when I was a kid. Probably the best present my parents ever got me.

I had one of those "slap top" 8 track players when I was in HS, too

The kind that looked like a TNT detonator?

Yep. It would go to the next channel when you hit it.

For one Speech Class assignment in HS, we had to give an album review. A chick did Michael Jackson's Off The Wall with one of these players and it was mesmerizing. You could tell she practiced way more than anyone else. She kept changing songs faster and faster as her presentation went on, slapping the hell out of that machine. Sort of like hip hop DJs do would do with scratching. She got an A+ and the only one, IIRC

(I did the Doobie Brothers' Greatest Hits on vinyl )

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Here come the diesel....whaaaaaaank....whaaaaaaaaannnnnkkkkk

She could play TE for Baylor

 

[YSR]

If Shuke or GM was a catfish

Except GM wouldn't actually swallow it.