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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (24 Viewers)

Today's adventure revolved around a random phone call from one of my mother's friends.

She left a message saying that she had not heard from my mom in a couple of days and that she had left messages and texts.

So I try and call my mom and it goes right to voicemail. Text message also goes unanswered. Now I have no idea how often she would blow off the friend that left the message, but she'll always drop everything for her darling boy. So I start to panic.

I drive over to her house, no answer at the front door. Go to the back sliding glass door and start knocking on the window. Nothing. Try the garage door code, which is my dad's bday and it doesn't open.

Out of options and close to losing my ####, I call the police and they (3 cars) show up about 5 minutes later.

Cops start asking all sorts of questions

'When's the last time someone had heard from her?'

'Any medical conditions?'

'Is she mobile?'

'Does your mother even want you here?' :mellow:

While asking questions, one of the cops is repeatedly ringing the doorbell.

Which, of course, gets answered by my perfectly healthy mother.
Rules

 
So, she didn't want you there?
She said it was just like old times, me at the door with the cops bringing me home.Somehow she didn't hear my rings, knocks.

Garage door code is grandmother's birthday, not father's

Phone somehow was set to Airplane Mode
sexing your dad?
:confused: The old man passed a couple of years ago and I don't think she's into ashes.
Maybe she was just furiously masturbating then?

 
I love the Chicago blackhawks, but if I just say I love black #### I get censored for some reason

 
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It's probably just me, but am I the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?

 
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It's probably just me, but am in the only one that thinks the BBQ poll is one of the odder things that they've seen on this site?
:goodposting: It evolved into something quite strange.
Stranger than a guy asking Woz if he should Periscope an orgy?
I have no idea what this means.
You haven't gone in the "loaning a chick money" thread lately?
I avoid that one. Never understood the Ron schtick...is he for real? Wasn't he Tom in Albany once?

How about we do this on a slow day....for those that follow Ron's thread, give us a summary. Same with the BBQ thread. I don't want to wade through it all. I have hollllllllllllliday cards to reprint.

 

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