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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (26 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Frostillicus
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
wife went to work at the crack of dawn. Beerkid took other car. If I want a car today I gotta hoof it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I mentioned before about how my family sucks at group texting.
This AM my mom sends out her daily "I'm still alive" text. Actually she had my great nephew send it:
Mom cell: French toast and bacon at grandmas send it send it love jack
Then there are the obligatory 3 texts from my brothers and sister "sounds yummy, Jack" ##ckers
30 mins later my brother (single, no kids) asks if anybody wants to see Star Wars in 3D on Xmas day. Other brother replies that his family will be hosting a bunch of people at his house so "no". Sister replies saying the exact same thing. I reply "thanks but no thanks". That pretty much covers all family members since heads of households replied.
Son of a ##### then sends out a completely new group text about going to see SW that now includes all of our spouses and kids. JFC.
Beerkid sends me this "GOD DAMIT IM IN A FAMILY GROUP CHAT NOW!
I laugh and tell him "welcome to my hell". And then I tell him "ask to be removed, seriously".
He comes back with "I don't even want to reply. If I do, they win."
This AM my mom sends out her daily "I'm still alive" text. Actually she had my great nephew send it:
Mom cell: French toast and bacon at grandmas send it send it love jack
Then there are the obligatory 3 texts from my brothers and sister "sounds yummy, Jack" ##ckers
30 mins later my brother (single, no kids) asks if anybody wants to see Star Wars in 3D on Xmas day. Other brother replies that his family will be hosting a bunch of people at his house so "no". Sister replies saying the exact same thing. I reply "thanks but no thanks". That pretty much covers all family members since heads of households replied.
Son of a ##### then sends out a completely new group text about going to see SW that now includes all of our spouses and kids. JFC.
Beerkid sends me this "GOD DAMIT IM IN A FAMILY GROUP CHAT NOW!
I laugh and tell him "welcome to my hell". And then I tell him "ask to be removed, seriously".
He comes back with "I don't even want to reply. If I do, they win."
CGRdrJoe
Footballguy
uber there, drink beer, uber home and then tell beerkid to walk there and get it later.
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
Complaining about group chats in a group chat is like taking a picture of yourself taking a picture of yourself in the mirror.
Maybe try semifore?
Chemical X
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the rover
Footballguy
Uber in Bakersfield? Do they make you ride in the back of an El Camino?CGRdrJoe said:uber there, drink beer, uber home and then tell beerkid to walk there and get it later.Officer Pete Malloy said:eoMMan said:
Tecumseh
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Hawks64
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
Best wishes to GM and Cooper
I'm sure it's gonna be tough to deal with
I'm sure it's gonna be tough to deal with
General Malaise
Footballguy
Thanks you guys and gals. We learned today that Coop has Type 1 Dibeeeeetus and have been in the Children's Hospital with him all day learning how to pee on litmus paper, draw blood, give insulin and count carbs. Should be out of here by Xmas eve, possibly tomorrow. Been a long day but Coop is a tough kid with a great attitude and we'll deal with this the best we can. Neat year, 2015.
Binky The Doormat
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mr roboto
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He's lucky to have such a great father and leader of his family. GL GM and Coop.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
No can do. Mom is 80 years old. Every day between 9 and 10 she group texts us to let us know she is up and moving around. She's in great health but you never know at her age. She had a friend that collapsed in her house and wasn't found for two days so she's worried about that.Chemical X said:
She group texts us because depending on the day some of us can't return text or call if she doesn't text us.
The problem is that it mom and siblings use the same group text to broadcast various bull ####. And every bull #### text means at least 2 bull #### replies.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
No can do. Mom is 80 years old. Every day between 9 and 10 she group texts us to let us know she is up and moving around. She's in great health but you never know at her age. She had a friend that collapsed in her house and wasn't found for two days so she's worried about that.Chemical X said:
She group texts us because depending on the day some of us can't return text or call if she doesn't text us.
The problem is that it mom and siblings use the same group text to broadcast various bull ####. And every bull #### text means at least 2 bull #### replies.
Your phone goes off every time somebody posts here?bostonfred said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Hang tough, Coop.
GM, remind Coop that Jay Culter has Type I diabetes. It's possible to lead a healthy, productive life of throwing interceptions even with the disease.
GM, remind Coop that Jay Culter has Type I diabetes. It's possible to lead a healthy, productive life of throwing interceptions even with the disease.
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
the rover
Footballguy
So does Adam Morrison. Could also grow up to be a first round bust in the NBA.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Did you notice how all the elves had dirty hands? Know why?I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
krista4
Footballguy
No, why?Did you notice how all the elves had dirty hands? Know why?I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
If I had young kids I would totally use that as an excuse not to go.I learned today from this board that apparently there are people who are scared of terrorism at their kids' school concerts and plays.
See, it could be worse, GM.
krista4
Footballguy
This seems genius, but wouldn't it look bad if you let the kids go? Or would you use it as an excuse to get the whole family out of it?If I had young kids I would totally use that as an excuse not to go.I learned today from this board that apparently there are people who are scared of terrorism at their kids' school concerts and plays.
See, it could be worse, GM.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Stop motion photography and many people re-positioned the characters over and over again.ETA: Sans gloves obviously.No, why?Did you notice how all the elves had dirty hands? Know why?I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
DO YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME?This seems genius, but wouldn't it look bad if you let the kids go? Or would you use it as an excuse to get the whole family out of it?If I had young kids I would totally use that as an excuse not to go.I learned today from this board that apparently there are people who are scared of terrorism at their kids' school concerts and plays.
See, it could be worse, GM.
heckmanm
Footballguy
Punchline needs work IMOStop motion photography and many people re-positioned the characters over and over again.ETA: Sans gloves obviously.No, why?Did you notice how all the elves had dirty hands? Know why?I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
you can take it to the bank of broatia that one of those jonas brochahchos is a type one diabrohan
bostonfred
Footballguy
The north pole is too cold to use lotion so the only lubricant available is coal dustNo, why?Did you notice how all the elves had dirty hands? Know why?I don't think I've that. Watched Rudolph a week or two ago, though, and Mr. krista was amazed that any kid would like that. I still loved it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
bostonfred
Footballguy
Because they're slaves working in a desolate sweatshop to make iPads and ugly holiday sweaters for over privileged kids their own age.
bostonfred
Footballguy
Because when the reindeer play reindeer games the elves play elf games like push the jolly old elf up the chimney. If you know what I mean.
bostonfred
Footballguy
https://youtu.be/iFZMhe1WeCQ
Because of stop motion photography and many people re-repositioned the characters over and over again.
Because of stop motion photography and many people re-repositioned the characters over and over again.
Chemical X
Footballguy
gm, i hate you with all my heart, but T & P to your family and cooper. 2014 and 2015 have been awful bad years for me, but a sick child always reminds me that things are much worse for so many others. if there is something charitable i can do, please let me know. i already have your ex wife's address.
