GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (14 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Apparently, the main qualification for employment as a server at Downtown Grand is how much cleavage you are able and willing to display.

 

[kevzilla]

At Hogs and Heifers. Will probably get my ### kicked.

 

[kevzilla]

The chick I was chatting up managed to give me the slip. Time to head back to the Plaza to gamble till I start fading.

 

[kevzilla]

Bartender bought me a drink. I bought her a shot. I think we're a thing now.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Me describing Kev in Ivan Drago's voice: "he is like a piece of iron"

 

[kevzilla]

Really glad I'm not driving anywhere right now.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Did you complete the bar run?

 

[kevzilla]

East Fremont, sure. Then I went back to Downtown Grand, which is like an ATM for me. So very drunk. Hitting McDonald's for drunk food.

 

[eoMMan]

kev, is that freaky, black breakdancer/contortionist still doing his thingirlfriend downtown?

Was mini Mr. T out last night?

 

[El Floppo]

Seeing The Book of Mormon tonight (Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical). Can't wait. It's been on my clock since last February.

you will love this. So good

Going to King and I on Broadway Wednesday. Would have preferred Book of Mormon.

Well yeah.

We're seeing Fun Home in March. Would prefer to be seeing Mormon or Hamilton.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I was in the mood for a Vodka and Soda last night and I realized I was out of Stolis or Tito, my normal wheelhouse vodkas. Then I remembered I had some vodka downstairs I use to strip my leather shoes and wash machine parts with. You know, that Russian #### that has the label with some sort of bird and a warning that drinking half the bottle will render you inert.

So I had two of them and went to bed fairly early last night, had to be at work at 9 today. When I woke up I felt fine, grabbed a granola and my coffee and made the 50 minute drive to work. About half way to work I started getting the sweats, then some pain in my gulliver, then a finger nail fell off. I pulled over and got out and walked around some, then sat on a wall for a while thinking about how much I liked Nas and turkey gravy.

I'm never drinking that #### again.

This is incredible.

 

[cosjobs]

Who the hell sends emails asking me to join a nfl fantasy playoff league, but includes no link or direction how to enter said contest?

<spoiler> GM </spoiler>

If anyone can lead me to the entry page, I may have time to make a donation.

I assume its in rtsports and I have an account and checked there, but did not see it.

 

[kevzilla]

kev, is that freaky, black breakdancer/contortionist still doing his thingirlfriend downtown?

Was mini Mr. T out last night?

I've seen mini T, but not the contortionist.

 

[Abraham]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

 

[cosjobs]

Kev my friend Avi is in town and partying with a guy named Vic Lagina. Highly envourage you to check out Vic's Twitter. Partying with Vic is a transformative And highly dangerous experience. Let me know if you want me to make an introduction.

What does Lagina rhyme with?

 

[cosjobs]

Great. Now I'm sucked into another abortion thread.

 

[cosjobs]

You guys really need to do a better job keeping me entertained/contained in here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I drank a bunch of low rent vodka last night. No fingernails have fallen off but I think I just pooped out a potato.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I've spent most of my day reading the making a murderer thread

 

[the rover]

Book of Mormon was ####### brilliant. Only bad thing was the chick sitting behind us that farted when she laughed. And she laughed a lot.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Book of Mormon was ####### brilliant. Only bad thing was the chick sitting behind us that farted when she laughed. And she laughed a lot.

I have a friend who was in that on Broadway (also on the televised Wiz recently). She said Trey and Matt were cool as hell. Flew the cast to their place in Hawaii etc.

 

[cosjobs]

Book of Mormon was ####### brilliant. Only bad thing was the chick sitting behind us that farted when she laughed. And she laughed a lot.

I have a friend who was in that on Broadway (also on the televised Wiz recently). She said Trey and Matt were cool as hell. Flew the cast to their place in Hawaii etc.

I guess I'm cool, too, since I paid someone's airfare with the price of my two tickets.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1UNOu8lY8YM

 

[Abraham]

Book of Mormon was ####### brilliant. Only bad thing was the chick sitting behind us that farted when she laughed. And she laughed a lot.

I have a friend who was in that on Broadway (also on the televised Wiz recently). She said Trey and Matt were cool as hell. Flew the cast to their place in Hawaii etc.

I guess I'm cool, too, since I paid someone's airfare with the price of my two tickets.

Thank you for supporting the arts.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

 

[kevzilla]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

UH - you got the playoffs!!! You can root against both teams from your division!! I just got back from watching a 6th grade catholic girl basketball double header. You ever watched that stuff? Magnificent. Always 1-2 girls that are 10x better than everyone else on the floor.

Almost every game looks like the Bournemouth Gynecologists vs. the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators soccer match.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

That's like ...what ...$300/hr? You found your calling.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

UH - you got the playoffs!!! You can root against both teams from your division!! I just got back from watching a 6th grade catholic girl basketball double header. You ever watched that stuff? Magnificent. Always 1-2 girls that are 10x better than everyone else on the floor.

Almost every game looks like the Bournemouth Gynecologists vs. the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators soccer match.

I coached 6-8 year old boys and it was the same way - one or two kids just dominated. I may or may not have recruited the two good black kids in the league by taking their parents to the Waffle House every Saturday morning.

 

[kevzilla]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.

I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.

I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

 

[kevzilla]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

She was there, but not waiting on me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

She was there, but not waiting on me.

Heh...that's Kimmie.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

She was there, but not waiting on me.

Heh...that's Kimmie.

So if Kimme up for ####?

 

[cosjobs]

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

She was there, but not waiting on me.

Heh...that's Kimmie.

So if Kimme up for ####?

If you love the D

 

[cosjobs]

Man, this is a good football game. Like TCU last week, a tale of two halves.

 

[cosjobs]

Well it was a good game until the officials decided to decide it.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Well it was a good game until the officials decided to decide it.

Holy crap. That was a day-drunk for the ages.

Sooooo.....what do you guys usually do this time of night?

Well, I just finished a small pizza, drank a few comped Bacardi and Diets and took $100 out of a video poker machine. You know, the usual.

If one were to follow you around Vegas without gambling (HAHAHAHA), and drink/eat what a normal person does (HAHAHAHA), how much would you reckon one would spend?

The 10" pizza at Tanner's favorite place was $11. The drinks would have been $5 if I had paid for them. Vegas makes sure they have something for everyone, from old tightwads like Tanner and myself to desperate trust-fund posers.I drank a bunch of $15 cocktails last night, but I usually only do that once per trip.

Noice. Was the bartender a heavy blonde woman in her 50s?

She was there, but not waiting on me.

Heh...that's Kimmie.

So if Kimme up for ####?

If you love the D

Does Kimmie have a D?

 

[Abraham]

Pacman jones.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

BTW ...Cincy had this in hand. Could have sat on it and then kicked a FG.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

BTW ...Cincy had this in hand. Could have sat on it and then kicked a FG.

That was as brutal a loss as I've ever seen

 

[krista4]

BTW ...Cincy had this in hand. Could have sat on it and then kicked a FG.

That was as brutal a loss as I've ever seen

Yep. I've been a Cincy fan for a long time (apologies to Mr krista the insane Steelers fan) and have been through a lot of brutal losses. That one was the worst, and just so...avoidable.

 

[krista4]

Wow, Boomer just killing them (as is everyone else, but less expected from him).

 

[kevzilla]

Burfict will get suspended, it will get reduced to an amount that will not change his behavior, and he will continue to headhunt. Shameful, really.

 

[Abraham]

Marvin gets canned right?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Burfict will get suspended, it will get reduced to an amount that will not change his behavior, and he will continue to headhunt. Shameful, really.

Pretty much.

Guy has always been a baboon, going back to ASU. He's not changing. You could even see it when he ran off the field; he doesn't think he did anything wrong. Likely thinks he got shat on by the refs. "Why's everybody always pickin' on Vontaze?!"

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Marvin gets canned right?

I think so. It's time to change things up.

I'll take him back as Ravens DC in a hot second

 

[GroveDiesel]

Marvin gets canned right?

0-7 in the playoffs and what happened tonight? Probably.

In some ways that sucks because they had a great season. To be that close to winning a playoff game despite missing your best OT, your starting QB who has been outstanding this year and both of your starting CBs is pretty impressive.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Mike Brown still calling shots in Cincy?

He's way to cheap to fire Marv unless it'd cost less to get rid of him than it would to keep.