GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (18 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

 

[Ignoramus]

"No, no. It's just ice cream."

 

[mr roboto]

"Cancer"

 

[kevzilla]

Disaster? Damn near killed her.

I called to send you a shot in whatever that bar was you were in last night

I'll check in sooner next time, GB.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Disaster? Damn near killed her.

I called to send you a shot in whatever that bar was you were in last night

I'll check in sooner next time, GB.

I googled the place and the first thing that came up was "dive bars in Austin". You had already written you were gone by the time I saw your original post.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Good one. Let's do punchlines.

"I can clearly see your nuts"

"That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old"

 

[Tecumseh]

The warden.

 

[the rover]

He can fly, but he won't #### anymore.

 

[cstu]

Me and my squad

have watched dozens of times.

Guy in blue coat right in the middle

can't stop watching this.

Keep laughing...your 2017 health insurance rates just went up 20%.

 

[kevzilla]

This Perry Ellis dude for Kansas is 32 years old, right?

Makes nice shirts, though.

 

[1234]

Screw you, clown!

 

[tommyboy]

Some ting wong

 

[Abraham]

I said POSSE!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

...there's 20 of them.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Abraham]

Holy cow look at all these ####### Indians!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh thank God I thought you said "turn around".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

######

ETA

another name for a bundle of sticks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Right here where are your buckin' eyes?!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Here it is right here, you're a vagina

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry, it must be your feet

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Supplies!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"Don't worry, it'll fall off by itself"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"They all did"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"I know, I was talking to the duck."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"No, no. It's just ice cream."

One of my favorites.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

PS: your t wat is in the sink

 

[Abraham]

"You're right. There are no teeth down there but your gums are in awful shape."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for ours!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She got fired too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't know if I can stand 67 more of those.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I do

 

[Uruk-Hai]

fudrud

 

[Annyong]

So I says to her, I needed the butter for the toast!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yeah, your brother wanted to go to prom too.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

"If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ### in it."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Three good leads

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Out of what?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

This ones eating my popcorn!

 

[Dan Lambskin]

That damn pollack is out there pickin' watermelons!!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

It's just ice cream!

 

[cstu]

I don't know if I can stand 67 more of those.

Never heard that one before.

 

[heckmanm]

Well, wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I pack my own lunch.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

the Oildale Christmas parade

 

[GroveDiesel]

Then why does it taste so salty?

 

[El Floppo]

moi.

 

[El Floppo]

cause they're so darn stupid