GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

[Limp Ditka]

Holy #### this is great.

OK. maybe kids aren't all that bad

 

[Limp Ditka]

I might have overdone it on the margaritas at La Mex last night. I apparently peed on my tire as she was getting the boys into their car seats. I'm actually embarrassed.

You're Ok. I've peed in better parking lots than La Mex

 

[kevzilla]

GM>our boy Milos playing in the Aussie Open semis tonight.

Another win?

 

[krista4]

PSA: The new Girl Scout cookies called "Toffee-tastic" are, indeed, something-tastic.

Damn it! I ordered 10 boxes blindly and didn't even know about this. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh, they really aren't that bad. Basically a butter cookie. They're no Tagalongs, though.

 

[El Floppo]

I really want a girl scout cookie. right now. in my mouth.

 

[General Malaise]

PSA: The new Girl Scout cookies called "Toffee-tastic" are, indeed, something-tastic.

Damn it! I ordered 10 boxes blindly and didn't even know about this. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oh, they really aren't that bad. Basically a butter cookie. They're no Tagalongs, though.

We went 5 Tagalongs and 5 Thin Mints. Had I known about the Toffee-Tastic, I would have reshaped my order. Going to find the Girl Scout who sold us and throw pennies at her.

 

[General Malaise]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

you're fine for at least another week

Just finished up the rest of it. I feel like it's giving me super powers at this point.

 

[roadkill1292]

WTF is wrong with you people? Ninja - gonna need more details on the showering. What do you wear? What do they wear? Are they young Thai nurses or battle axes? Do they giggle?

Bump because I need an answer here.

 

[bostonfred]

When the thai nurses were washing him down proninja kept thinking don't get a boner, don't get a boner. But they both did.

 

[tommyboy]

The best part about taking a shower with a Thai nurse? You can slick their hair back and pretend they're a ladyboy

 

[Uruk-Hai]

It just hit me that it's been 3 years since coshole - the last time I had a Pappy's & prune juice

 

[kevzilla]

It just hit me that it's been 3 years since coshole - the last time I had a Pappy's & prune juice

Long may it wave.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It just hit me that it's been 3 years since coshole - the last time I had a Pappy's & prune juice

We should all do a shot of BBQ sauce in remembrance.

 

[Henry Ford]

I have a stupid question. I made a large vat of chicken/smoked sausage/shrimp jambalaya a week ago on Wed. Because I haven't been able to really eat for a few days, it's sat in tightly sealed tupperware in my fridge since I made it. It's fantastic and I hate to throw it out, but I'm thinking a full week is a little long to go in for some today. Thoughts? Damon?

you're fine for at least another week

Just finished up the rest of it. I feel like it's giving me super powers at this point.

Hint: Montezuma's Revenge isn't the name of a superpower.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

When the thai nurses were washing him down proninja kept thinking don't get a boner, don't get a boner. But they both did.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

Who wouldn't?

 

[Henry Ford]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

Deal.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

I agree. I don't think we knew it was cucumber-flavored, though. At least, I didn't. It was in a bottle that was decorated like the American flag, for Christ sakes. HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN????

 

[Thorn]

It just hit me that it's been 3 years since coshole - the last time I had a Pappy's & prune juice

and cucumber vodka shots

 

[Thorn]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

dang it!

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

I agree. I don't think we knew it was cucumber-flavored, though. At least, I didn't. It was in a bottle that was decorated like the American flag, for Christ sakes. HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN????

Cucumbers are the ruin of many a good dish - sushi rolls, tazatiki, israeli salad, anything it touches.

A very gaggy food.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, Coshole was a blast.

Disclosure: I didn't fall for the cucumber vodka deception.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Man, Coshole was a blast.

Disclosure: I didn't fall for the cucumber vodka deception.

Yeah, and I've suspected you as the saboteur for that very reason. You spent more time by the liquor bottles than anyone besides me and I sure as #### didn't poison myself like some cut-rate Gus Fring.

Homer: "Hey, I'll tend the bar, guys!"

Homer when others are doing shots: "Nah, you guys go ahead. I'm going to bed. Stomach flu and whatnot :snicker:"

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

I'd rather have a couple of ladyboys used their boners to loofah me in the shower than drink cucumber vodka.

I agree. I don't think we knew it was cucumber-flavored, though. At least, I didn't. It was in a bottle that was decorated like the American flag, for Christ sakes. HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN????

Cucumbers are the ruin of many a good dish - sushi rolls, tazatiki, israeli salad, anything it touches.

A very gaggy food.

I like cukes, but not in my booze.

 

[bostonfred]

I always assumed cucumber vodka meant it tastes like ****.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

dang it!

Which of us drank that vile swill?

You, me, Gusher, Uni. Who else? Stu & Bogart?

 

[Thorn]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

dang it!

Which of us drank that vile swill?

You, me, Gusher, Uni. Who else? Stu & Bogart?

My recollection is hazy for some reason. What about Bob?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Also the last time I had cucumber vodka.

dang it!

Which of us drank that vile swill?

You, me, Gusher, Uni. Who else? Stu & Bogart?

My recollection is hazy for some reason. What about Bob?

Maybe. Someone took a video of it, IIRC.

The funniest (or saddest) thing was that, for you guys, it was a nightcap and I had already been to bed. I don't think there was a minute during that entire weekend when one of the cosholers wasn't drinking. Hell, bentley would show up at 6:30 a.m. with the kids and pound beers with those who hadn't debauched themselves late the night before (me)

 

[bostonfred]

Did they jack you off? Themselves? Each other?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, Coshole was a blast.

Disclosure: I didn't fall for the cucumber vodka deception.

Yeah, and I've suspected you as the saboteur for that very reason. You spent more time by the liquor bottles than anyone besides me and I sure as #### didn't poison myself like some cut-rate Gus Fring.

Homer: "Hey, I'll tend the bar, guys!"

Homer when others are doing shots: "Nah, you guys go ahead. I'm going to bed. Stomach flu and whatnot :snicker:"

Saved by the meat sweats! <--Not a pickle

 

[-fish-]

Did they jack you off? Themselves? Each other?

of course they did. you need me to write this thing?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Man, Coshole was a blast.

Disclosure: I didn't fall for the cucumber vodka deception.

Yeah, and I've suspected you as the saboteur for that very reason. You spent more time by the liquor bottles than anyone besides me and I sure as #### didn't poison myself like some cut-rate Gus Fring.

Homer: "Hey, I'll tend the bar, guys!"

Homer when others are doing shots: "Nah, you guys go ahead. I'm going to bed. Stomach flu and whatnot :snicker:"

Saved by the meat sweats! <--Not a pickle

:X

 

[Henry Ford]

Did they jack you off? Themselves? Each other?

of course they did. you need me to write this thing?

Hold on, let me close my office door first.

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

 

[Abraham]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

definitely not. and she was 1987

 

[bostonfred]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

Not a playmate if her name is Jessica. http://alafoto.com/listing/thumbnails.php?album=329&page=11 <- dont click at work

Probably something like a girls of the acc feature. I'm all jerked out but might help you look later.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

check with my alias, raider nation. the porn is strong in that one

 

[Hawks64]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

definitely not. and she was 1987

Jennifer LeRoy Feb 93 Link

or

Jennifer Lavoie August 93 Link

Jen McCarthy was also a playmate that year but is out for obvious reasons.

 

[-fish-]

Did they jack you off? Themselves? Each other?

You guys will enjoy this a lot more if you use your imagination rather than ask me explicit questions

told you to let me write it. 'ninja's married and has a toddler and brain damage. I'm guessing he doesn't remember the last time he had sex.

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

definitely not. and she was 1987

Jennifer LeRoy Feb 93 Link

or

Jennifer Lavoie August 93 Link

Jen McCarthy was also a playmate that year but is out for obvious reasons.

Jessica,. Not Jennifer.

 

[Hawks64]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

definitely not. and she was 1987

Jennifer LeRoy Feb 93 Link

or

Jennifer Lavoie August 93 Link

Jen McCarthy was also a playmate that year but is out for obvious reasons.

Jessica,. Not Jennifer.

Well I'm stupid and since she wasn't a playmate it makes it infinitely more difficult.

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

check with my alias, raider nation. the porn is strong in that one

good call. bet he has an index.

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

French whore has competition.

You're going out with Jessica HahN? Whoa.

definitely not. and she was 1987

Jennifer LeRoy Feb 93 Link

or

Jennifer Lavoie August 93 Link

Jen McCarthy was also a playmate that year but is out for obvious reasons.

Jessica,. Not Jennifer.

Well I'm stupid.

distracted by porn. happens to all of us.

 

[General Malaise]

https://www.instagram.com/jessicaburciaga/?hl=en

Imo

 

[heckmanm]

This list shows no Jessica in 1993, unless she is among "Tattooed people" (other than those named) or "Fem2Fem" who don't list a Jessica among their members (not a ladyboy joke)

 

[-fish-]

almost forgot. can GM, homer or someone else with strong porn-fu find me a brunette playboy model from 1993 first name Jessica last name unknown?

I'm going out with her on Wednesday.

ought

French whore has competition.

Not a playmate if her name is Jessica.http://alafoto.com/listing/thumbnails.php?album=329&page=11 <- dont click at work

Probably something like a girls of the acc feature. I'm all jerked out but might help you look later.

hmmm..this is true. she didn't say she was a playmate. she just said she posed for playboy in 1993. that's going to make it tougher. l have a current picture of her, but I'm guessing it wouldn't be much help.

 

[General Malaise]

Or not. Too young.

Well, not for homer, but for these purposes.