GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (23 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

There were other things Custer said. Just saying.

Well, yeah. I heard him ask someone "if he dies, do I still have to pay?". I thought it was hilarious.

Weren't you at a strip joint that night?

 

[Abraham]

There were other things Custer said. Just saying.

Well, yeah. I heard him ask someone "if he dies, do I still have to pay?". I thought it was hilarious.Weren't you at a strip joint that night?

Friday I went to the nudie bar. Yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

God, I was so friggin' drunk that day. I remember pounding on the bar at one point during the game when the Ravens were driving and making inhuman noises (me, not the Ravens - though I'm sure Ray Lewis would have understood). Then the Ravens taking that safety and Guster spinning me around telling me I won. Then you congratulating me and saying "yeah, I just won $25k"

I had to call him to break the news. "#### him. Cancer? He's fine. Are you ####### kidding me?!! So you being there is somehow going to ward off cancer?! What the #### has happened to you? I'm disappointed."

 

[Limp Ditka]

There were other things Custer said. Just saying.

Whatever he said didn't really work

#rememberthealamo

 

[Mr. Pickles]

There were other things Custer said. Just saying.

Whatever he said didn't really work#rememberthealamo

WOLVERINES!

 

[kevzilla]

Somebody talk me out of going to a strip club tonight.

 

[Rustoleum]

This is some sort of test, right?

 

[Hawks64]

Somebody talk me out of going to a strip club tonight.

Why would we do that?

 

[bostonfred]

Don't go to a strip club in Boston after a patriots game unless your thing is loud booty claps.

 

[the rover]

Somebody talk me out of going to a strip club tonight.

Stay in and have a hooker come to you.

 

[kevzilla]

I fixed a ribeye and thought about it. I have decided that instead of going to a strip club where the girls will pretend to like me, I will go to a regular bar, where they almost assuredly will not.

 

[Rustoleum]

Dude, my wife and son are out babysitting my sister-in-laws unruly hellions (lovable,cute, but still hellions) and I am trapped here with my 10 year old daughter and her weird vegan friend.

currently pouring my second large glass of bourbon.

Go. See. Some. Boobies.

 

[Rustoleum]

I am waiting for a doctor to come give me a report on a CT scan I had this morning, where I may get a timeline as to when I could get out of here. :hopeful:

This sounds like a good reason to Thai one on....

Good luck, ninja. (at least try to get one more shower out of it though)

 

[kevzilla]

No more lub and tug for ninja

 

[Abraham]

I wrote something long and insightful. The summary was: go to the strop club

 

[Limp Ditka]

Because sharpening razors is my idea of a fun Saturday night

 

[Rustoleum]

I am waiting for a doctor to come give me a report on a CT scan I had this morning, where I may get a timeline as to when I could get out of here. :hopeful:

This sounds like a good reason to Thai one on....

Good luck, ninja. (at least try to get one more shower out of it though)

My shower gravy train is about over. Nurse came in yesterday, started making my bed, pointed to the shower, and said "you shower"

It was good while it lasted

That was your queue to fake a dizzy spell. Jesus man, it's like you had invasive brain surgery or something.

 

[mr roboto]

Ninja u still in ladyboyland? When they gonna send you back to the good ol US of A?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Thanks for not calling it a "scrip" club or whatever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dude, my wife and son are out babysitting my sister-in-laws unruly hellions (lovable,cute, but still hellions) and I am trapped here with my 10 year old daughter and her weird vegan friend.

currently pouring my second large glass of bourbon.

Go. See. Some. Boobies.

I thought that said "go to see some boobies" for a second.

 

[Rustoleum]

Dude, my wife and son are out babysitting my sister-in-laws unruly hellions (lovable,cute, but still hellions) and I am trapped here with my 10 year old daughter and her weird vegan friend.

currently pouring my second large glass of bourbon.

Go. See. Some. Boobies.

I thought that said "go to see some boobies" for a second.

Me too, but that might be the third progressively larger glass of bourbon talking.

 

[cosjobs]

My 14yr old daughter was in tears after school today because one of her friends got a surprise bday party and her locker decorated. My daughter got neither on her early January bday, so she felt like her friends didn't like her. Was having trouble with what to say, felt like a ####ty dad.

"They're all going to grow up to have failed dreams, married to a fat bald guy with erectile dysfunction and herpes."

Only one of them can marry GM.

At a time.

 

[Rustoleum]

Wife texted she should be on her way home soon. Time to pull the "you woke me up so now we're getting it on shtick".

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks for not calling it a "scrip" club or whatever.

I assume this still happens.

 

[kevzilla]

There must be 57 boobs in here

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There must be 57 boobs in here

Damn kids in here won't recognize that line.

 

[krista4]

for the hospital discharge, 'ninja!

 

[General Malaise]

If I could replay this day everyday for the rest of my life I would and would die so happy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If I could replay this day everyday for the rest of my life I would and would die so happy.

Eat off?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If I could replay this day everyday for the rest of my life I would and would die so happy.

Out with it already, Ashleigh.

 

[Annyong]

I bet it has something to do with pancakes

 

[tommyboy]

Nice, ninja. Here's to your health.

Just got back from The Revenant with my wife. Holy #### that's a brutal movie.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Watching tombstone. Decided it's still January and I may as well drink. Slap it high?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

for the hospital discharge, 'ninja!

I'm very excited to not be here anymore.

Heading just a couple blocks away, my in-laws have some friends who just left to the states to visit family, so we've got a fully furnished apartment waiting really close to the hospital for any outpatient follow up.

Fantastic!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

The Great Snow Melt Of 2016 should kick into high gear today. We've still got about a foot on the ground, but it's gonna be in the 50s for the next few days and not much below freezing at night. Plus, we've got a good shot at some rain on a couple of those days, which will knock the #### out of it.

I've gotta go somewhere warm and sunny for a few days before I go crazy. I have a lady friend in SW FLA who's been bugging me to come down there. I think I'd rent a house, as she lives with her father and she also has a boyfriend. When I asked "what about your boyfriend?", she said "you let me worry about that". He's an ex-cop

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Watching tombstone. Decided it's still January and I may as well drink. Slap it high?

Well ####...Now I'm going to bed way too late...UH beat me in scrabble...and I really want to grow a huge mustache

 

[Annyong]

Ex-cop. He wasn't even a good cop then. Good to go.

 

[Ignoramus]

Thanks for not calling it a "scrip" club or whatever.

Ban-worthy, IMO.

 

[Ignoramus]

for the hospital discharge, 'ninja!

I'm very excited to not be here anymore.

Heading just a couple blocks away, my in-laws have some friends who just left to the states to visit family, so we've got a fully furnished apartment waiting really close to the hospital for any outpatient follow up.

Sweet!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Is that worse than going to the Lie-berry?

 

[Abraham]

I bet it has something to do with pancakes

Raisin pancakes.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm thinking cantaloupe and scrapple for breakfast

 

[bentley]

I got drunk and redrunk yesterday. Thought that made for a pretty good day.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I got drunk and redrunk yesterday. Thought that made for a pretty good day.

Thanks for picking up my slack because, with no intentions of doing so, I'm wrapping up my first sober weekend in months.

Sounds tedious.

It has been. I think I've subconsciously reeled myself in because next weekend is 4 days of complete debauchery. A calm before the storm

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Sat down to watch The Martin last nigh

Wife asked me if it was based on a true story

 

[kevzilla]

I've gotta go somewhere warm and sunny for a few days before I go crazy. I have a lady friend in SW FLA who's been bugging me to come down there. I think I'd rent a house, as she lives with her father and she also has a boyfriend. When I asked "what about your boyfriend?", she said "you let me worry about that". He's an ex-cop

She wants to be double-teamed, and he's down with it. Also, it's Florida. This all worries me.

 

[Henry Ford]

Just found out that my surgeon's name is Dr Attaporn

Hey, Doc! Nice surgery in there today. Attaporn!

 

[Abraham]

Sat down to watch The Martin last nigh

Wife asked me if it was based on a true story

Watched this last week. I thought it was really good and I was expecting to think it was meh.

As for best picture, I can see why it was nominated buy I don't think it's a "great" movie by any stretch. good. Worth seeing. Not one I would watch over and over.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sat down to watch The Martin last nigh

Wife asked me if it was based on a true story

Steve Martin?

Martin Mull?

 

[Ignoramus]

Sat down to watch The Martin last nigh

Wife asked me if it was based on a true story