GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[UOFI_316]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

 

[General Malaise]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

 

[Henry Ford]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

That sounds really dirty.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

That sounds really dirty.

Good

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

Greyhounding It To Beaverland is the name of my Melissa Etheridge tribute album

 

[Chemical X]

can someone explain to me like I'm shuke why ellen degenerate has a furniture design show competition on TV?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

Greyhounding It To Beaverland is the name of my Melissa Etheridge tribute album

Dammit, jerkface! That was gonna be my first "tribute band" joke.

Except I was gonna go Indigo Girls.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Yes please http://m.imgur.com/U4ZnVsk

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Also, I can't say for certain, but I think Kellen might have a girlfriend. When Kellen was in elementary school, he was big into Battle of the Books and helped his team reach the regional finals a few times. One of the girls in his school - Olivia - was his nemesis on another team, who wanted badly to join Kellen's team. He wasn't having it. Couldn't stand her.

Well, two years ago, they bought a house on our block, much to Kellen's chagrin. But a funny thing happened along the way. The two of them are now on the same Battle of the Books team. The other day, I was driving the boys to school as it was raining and we saw Olivia walking. She flagged us down, asked for a lift and I told her I'd need to move Hazel's car seat. She said "don't bother, I'll just squeeze in next to Kellen". And then yesterday, we hosted a Super Bowl party with friends, family and the neighbors next door. And who shows up out of the blue? Yup, Olivia. Just sauntered on in, grabbed a plate of food, sat down on the couch next to Kellen and watched the Super Bowl with us.

ANOTHER WIN FOR MILOS!

Is she hot?

I'm just delighted she is a she.

Are you sure?

She sells Girls Scout Cookies, so I'm sure.

Throw in that her dad owns a liquor store and Homer's Greyhounding it to Beaverland.

Greyhounding It To Beaverland is the name of my Melissa Etheridge tribute album

Dammit, jerkface! That was gonna be my first "tribute band" joke. Except I was gonna go Indigo Girls.

Oh yeah they would have been a better choice

 

[Sammy3469]

can someone explain to me like I'm shuke why ellen degenerate has a furniture design show competition on TV?

Is it called Greyhounding It To Beaverland? Please say yes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Denver won the Super Bowl, plus I won $400 on the $10 office boxes pool. Milos wishes he were sucking my cawck right about now.

$4000+ and my day. Unstoppable at poker and hit a stupid prop bet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://gfycat.com/WholeSharpAmericanwarmblood

 

[CGRdrJoe]

didn't drink a single drop yesterday during the super bowl Then again I drank from noon till 2 am on Saturday and was drunk well into the early afternoon before the hang over hit. It was an easy trade off, rolled into San Fran with 2 buddies to check out Super Bowl City and after realizing we'd made a terrible decision we decided to dive bar hop around the city. One bar into our excursion, someone puts metallica on the jukebox and I suddenly remember they are playing less than a mile away that night. A quick check of ticketmaster showed they weren't sold out so the 3 of us bought tickets and proceeded to get completely destroyed before going in and then since they ended at 11 we decided to keep drinking in the city till 2!!!

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k619/cgrdrjoe/276475C1-84AE-46BD-B3F4-E87FA8DAC5C6.jpg

I have no idea who the guy in the red is but he bought us a round of beers for some reason

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k619/cgrdrjoe/0DFA6633-19E5-4E8D-B30D-36F6B85830EB.png

This is also one of my last clear memories of the night other than the concert.

I also should add that I was medicated heavily on Percocet's since I had knee surgery 2 weeks ago and it still hurts to walk. Which is probably why I decided it would be a good idea to try and get on the field. The lady asked for my ticket and then told me sorry but my ticket is not for the field but rather a seat. At that moment some ####### fell down and she and the other guy putting wrist bands on dropped to help the drunk get up. I saw that as my opportunity to snag the wrist bands that were left sitting there on the rail and walk away, as luck would have it there were exactly 3 and I went back to my buddies with our new found access to the field. It was a really good night...

 

[Ignoramus]

Denver won the Super Bowl, plus I won $400 on the $10 office boxes pool. Milos wishes he were sucking my cawck right about now.

$4000+ and my day. Unstoppable at poker and hit a stupid prop bet.

Wish I weren't out of likes.

 

[Annyong]

Sometimes I forget that I'm a small Asian boy

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The eye doctor for my kid is running 25 minutes late so far. So annoying. I may walk at 30 minutes.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Your blind kid will be so proud of the stand you took against annoyances.

"Please help me see again daddy raider." - Oliver Twist voice

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TIL people see Metallica on purpose

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Your blind kid will be so proud of the stand you took against annoyances.

"Please help me see again daddy raider." - Oliver Twist voice

Still no doctor. Still here

 

[tommyboy]

The eye doctor for my kid is running 25 minutes late so far. So annoying. I may walk at 30 minutes.

https://youtu.be/0y-CeVersKc

 

[ScottNorwood]

Big fan of Frog and Toad books

http://i.imgur.com/KSAyJyV.jpg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The eye doctor for my kid is running 25 minutes late so far. So annoying. I may walk at 30 minutes.

https://youtu.be/0y-CeVersKc

just here for a new prescription...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Big fan of Frog and Toad books

http://i.imgur.com/KSAyJyV.jpg

You smoking weed?

 

[heckmanm]

Not sure if satirical...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Every time I see the Torrents As Easy As Netflix thread I feel bad for GM.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Every time I see the Torrents As Easy As Netflix thread I feel bad for GM.

Is he still trying to see Margot Robbie naked in The Wolf of Wall Street?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Big fan of Frog and Toad books

http://i.imgur.com/KSAyJyV.jpg

You smoking weed?

I'm not not smoking weed

 

[Tiger Fan]

I went to the library today for a 45 minute information session about kindergarten. It went an hour and 15 minutes and I mostly just learned that everything I needed was in the folder they handed out and on the website if I list the folder. I also watched a ten minute video of kids talking at a kindergarten level in a kindergarten class and found out that the bus is a lot of fun and a lot of kids look forward to riding on the bus.

I also learned that we have a library in town and all the books are free if you give them back when you're done. I'd forgotten all about libraries. So that was nice.

I want to lie and tell you it gets better, but alas, it does not. And it's not because of the kids and it's not because of the teachers and it's not because of the school. Just wait until you endure the mental colonoscopy that is Q&A with new parents. You don't strike me as one that will fall into this category as you are full of common sense and know how to use resources to address questions you might have. But brother, there is going to be a day soon where you'll want to cooter punch every curly haired mother who no doubt has a bumper sticker on her car that reads "Jaxson's Mom!" and can't get through an information session without raising her hand 5 times to ask the same question a different way.

spot on, and i've only been in the system for a year

 

[Tiger Fan]

didn't drink a single drop yesterday during the super bowl Then again I drank from noon till 2 am on Saturday and was drunk well into the early afternoon before the hang over hit. It was an easy trade off, rolled into San Fran with 2 buddies to check out Super Bowl City and after realizing we'd made a terrible decision we decided to dive bar hop around the city. One bar into our excursion, someone puts metallica on the jukebox and I suddenly remember they are playing less than a mile away that night. A quick check of ticketmaster showed they weren't sold out so the 3 of us bought tickets and proceeded to get completely destroyed before going in and then since they ended at 11 we decided to keep drinking in the city till 2!!!

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k619/cgrdrjoe/276475C1-84AE-46BD-B3F4-E87FA8DAC5C6.jpg

I have no idea who the guy in the red is but he bought us a round of beers for some reason

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k619/cgrdrjoe/0DFA6633-19E5-4E8D-B30D-36F6B85830EB.png

This is also one of my last clear memories of the night other than the concert.

I also should add that I was medicated heavily on Percocet's since I had knee surgery 2 weeks ago and it still hurts to walk. Which is probably why I decided it would be a good idea to try and get on the field. The lady asked for my ticket and then told me sorry but my ticket is not for the field but rather a seat. At that moment some ####### fell down and she and the other guy putting wrist bands on dropped to help the drunk get up. I saw that as my opportunity to snag the wrist bands that were left sitting there on the rail and walk away, as luck would have it there were exactly 3 and I went back to my buddies with our new found access to the field. It was a really good night...

cosjobs would've went back the next day and sat in the seat for 3 hours

 

[General Malaise]

Every time I see the Torrents As Easy As Netflix thread I feel bad for GM.

Is he still trying to see Margot Robbie naked in The Wolf of Wall Street?

Yes.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner, can you list the five worst white-kid names you have to deal with? I've got someone on facebook going off on names like "Taneisha" and "DeMaurice", saying why can't "they" use normal names and am itching to fire back.

eta: hell, give me 15 or 20 names if you can so I'll have some in the chamber for later if I need them.

Spoiler

Two off the top of my head right now: Tylen and Zeric.

Spoiler

There was a kid named Zeric (though his name may have ended with a k) on my son's baseball team last season. He wasn't white.

Any dumb white trash name can be made dumber by substituting a K for a C. Or by "cleverly" using an X.

Expamples:

Colton (not great) ----> Kolton (future Juggalo)

Jackson (okay name) ----> Jaxon (certain Dew chugger)

Spoiler

There's a Jaxon sitting 15 feet from me right now. He's sitting right by Jenasea

Spoiler

Is that pronounced like the Cream Ale?

Spoiler

If it is pronounced "Jenna + see" then yes.

Its like that song "Hey Jenasea"

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Plus it looks nothing like me.

http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kevinsmith-7-23-11.jpg

Ouch.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Got my son's class picture today. He has a Caden, an Elsi, a Lilah, and a Linkin.

Linkin might as well start on the crystal right now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got my son's class picture today. He has a Caden, an Elsi, a Lilah, and a Linkin.

Linkin might as well start on the crystal right now.

He could grow up to be president just like Jorgh Wasengtin or D'wite Eyesinhauer.

 

[El Floppo]

Got my son's class picture today. He has a Caden, an Elsi, a Lilah, and a Linkin.

Linkin might as well start on the crystal right now.

lots of Cadens out there, right or wrong. aiden, caden, jayden, braden... tons. I've seen a lot of Lilas... but none with that spelling- or is that pronounced Lill-uh? I know a couple of kids named Else (fans of the movie "M"?) but none with that spelling. Linkin... yeah.

eta: I misspelled Lila. so many ####ed up versions of all of these being thrown around I can't keep any of it straight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I was watching Game of Thrones and really regretting not becoming a dragon.

YES

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm Guessing 13

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Ok, I'm caught up. TIA

 

[cosjobs]

Denver won the Super Bowl, plus I won $400 on the $10 office boxes pool. Milos wishes he were sucking my cawck right about now.

$4000+ and my day. Unstoppable at poker and hit a stupid prop bet.

Wish I weren't out of likes.

Don't worry about it, he can buy all he wants

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got my son's class picture today. He has a Caden, an Elsi, a Lilah, and a Linkin.

Linkin might as well start on the crystal right now.

lots of Cadens out there, right or wrong. aiden, caden, jayden, braden... tons. I've seen a lot of Lilas... but none with that spelling- or is that pronounced Lill-uh? I know a couple of kids named Else (fans of the movie "M"?) but none with that spelling. Linkin... yeah.

eta: I misspelled Lila. so many ####ed up versions of all of these being thrown around I can't keep any of it straight.

"Lie-luh"

 

[tommyboy]

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi9q-DErOvKAhVC-2MKHZokDboQtwIIHDAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtojBadSr2zI&usg=AFQjCNFZwgjzB95EAjaqVlIHrdlvFvrAlw&bvm=bv.113943665,d.cGc

 

[General Malaise]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Should probably just have them take your balls out

I know for dogs they make neuticles or something like that so it'll still look like you have them

 

[Dan Lambskin]

http://www.neuticles.com/

I guess the Kardashian dog has them

 

[General Malaise]

http://www.neuticles.com/

I guess the Kardashian dog has them

Of course. Hope an infected mosquito takes these trash out.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Forrest "SuperSwimmers" Nesbitt. You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

 

[General Malaise]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Forrest "SuperSwimmers" Nesbitt. You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

I suck at everything. How is this even possible? I smoked ALL the seeds and stems. I take horrible care of my body. This is unexplainable.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Forrest "SuperSwimmers" Nesbitt. You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

I suck at everything. How is this even possible? I smoked ALL the seeds and stems. I take horrible care of my body. This is unexplainable.

You share one gene with NBA players, and it has nothing to do with skin tone or athletic ability.

 

[General Malaise]

Got the results of my 3rd 'sample' left with the urologist....still not cleared for unprotected sex. FML.

Forrest "SuperSwimmers" Nesbitt. You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him.

I suck at everything. How is this even possible? I smoked ALL the seeds and stems. I take horrible care of my body. This is unexplainable.

You share one gene with NBA players, and it has nothing to do with skin tone or athletic ability.

Enormous hog? Love of weed? Looks great in tank top?