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Apparently he figured out how to knock squirrels out of our 30-foot trees in the backyard and then murder them. Which is pretty smart for a dog.

 
However, my wife and niece saw this happen, and unfortunately had a squirrel with a broken spine crawling toward them for help after it was knocked out of the tree, at which point my wife was forced to crush the squirrel's skull with a rock to put it out of its misery.  So there are a couple of very traumatized womenfolk at home.

EDIT: Upon review of the facts, I should probably point out to my wife that my dog didn't kill the cute squirrel, she did.  I bet that would go over well.

 
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Henry Ford said:
However, my wife and niece saw this happen, and unfortunately had a squirrel with a broken spine crawling toward them for help after it was knocked out of the tree, at which point my wife was forced to crush the squirrel's skull with a rock to put it out of its misery.  So there are a couple of very traumatized womenfolk at home.
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Sorry you have to deal with upset women, but don't you live in rural/semi-rural Louisiana? Shouldn't they be used to dealing with squirrels, gators, possums, nutria, pushmi-pullyus, etc. almost daily?

 
Rustoleum said:
Sorry you have to deal with upset women, but don't you live in rural/semi-rural Louisiana? Shouldn't they be used to dealing with squirrels, gators, possums, nutria, pushmi-pullyus, etc. almost daily?
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They love the wildlife, hence the disturbed womenfolk at the death of a wild squirrel.

 
It's been a while, what have I missed?  A casual review of the past few pages seems to indicate that nothing has changed in the last couple of years.

 
commisholio said:
It's been a while, what have I missed?  A casual review of the past few pages seems to indicate that nothing has changed in the last couple of years.
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Board looks different.  Gm is a responsible adult. Krista thought she might enjoy South America then said #### that and moved to way the hell Noth America.  None of the Norvilles or Nigels post here anymore but at least that commisholio guy is gone. Nobody cares about politics, sports,  werewolf or bannings anymore.  Search function still sucks.  Knowing St. Louis Bob is still the leading cause of death in Missouri.  Abe almost got killed by a truck,  but if he had,  his family would have had fifteen gallons worth of gas money more in their inheritance.  Tiger fan keeps telling me he had a dream like some ####ty Martin Luther King but he can't remember what it was.  Pickles is originally from the Internet the way Rudnicki is originally from Buffalo or otis and dentist originally had tampon free bathrooms. Distant memories at this point.  MoP finally gave up on making staff and is embracing the mop of it all.  Shtick is dead,  long live the shtick.  Tanner is still here and you can really tell how he made a career as a professional disseminator of things other people wrote.  Shuke won the eat off for like two days until some brown dude took his belt like Buster Douglas.  Bostonfred still writes impossibly long posts nobody really reads.  Cavalier still telling people he has a giant hog but I'm pretty sure it's just his balls sagging into the water now.  Henry ford claims to have always been here.  Cosjobs, stoneys and mr. ham have had thriving careers after revolutionizing the poker industry. Scooby is still here but just went straight all of a sudden.  Joe and Dodds are brought to you by fan duel and draft kings.  Against all odds, Timsochet still hasn't slowed down, giving rise to the theory he's some new kind of bot with artificial ineloquence.  Zooks shows up less often than his dink rash.  Homer keeps getting older and they stay the same age. Somebody ran a 10k once and a bunch of guys stayed there to talk about it for ten years and a couple thousand pages.  Most of the pages were lost in the purge and can never be found thanks to the search function.   I might have said that the search function sucks already but I'm not going to go back and look for it.   The drunks are still drunks. Bueno esta no aqui, que ironic este mas bueno ahora.  I still don't speak Spanish or use carriage returns. Hack and furley stopped chatting about beer.  Bentley is lieutenant governor of some district he can't explain but it appears to be somewhere with lots of scotch and blow jobs. Jason white vlade divac Chris weber no longer posts here and rfw doesn't much either. As a community,  we now hate youth and discourage new young people from sharing their stories for our entertainment and ridicule. We had pictures for a week and it was glorious or a disaster depending who you ask. All the cliques have gone the way of the compact disc. Bgp quit before gold went in the ####ter. Arctic edge is still here or at least there are more arctic edges in the world than there used to be and they all independently decided to support the same political outsider who happens to hate brown people. Macartist hasn't been around in a while. Neither has Joe t. There's like ten threads on the front page and I would have to be on the crapper at work and bound up like a snake that swallowed an armadillo to ever click page 2 on the ffa so for anything that's happened in other threads you're going to have to ask someone else. 

 
My 3yo had eye surgery today. No T&P needed, the preliminary thoughts from the Dr were that it went well. We'll know for sure in a few months once his eyes get used to working together.

But they gave him some a local to calm him down for the more powerful anesthetic. Well that got him pretty loopy. It certainly helped take the edge off for us too as he was watching cartoons and giving us a drunken play by play. While we were laughing at him being goofy he pointed to the ceiling and said "Daddy my head is up there!"

I think he's going to have some fun in college :unsure:

 
strykerpks said:
My 3yo had eye surgery today. No T&P needed, the preliminary thoughts from the Dr were that it went well. We'll know for sure in a few months once his eyes get used to working together.

But they gave him some a local to calm him down for the more powerful anesthetic. Well that got him pretty loopy. It certainly helped take the edge off for us too as he was watching cartoons and giving us a drunken play by play. While we were laughing at him being goofy he pointed to the ceiling and said "Daddy my head is up there!"

I think he's going to have some fun in college :unsure:
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Tripping Toddlers is the name of my Wiggles cover band. 

 
strykerpks said:
My 3yo had eye surgery today. No T&P needed, the preliminary thoughts from the Dr were that it went well. We'll know for sure in a few months once his eyes get used to working together.

But they gave him some a local to calm him down for the more powerful anesthetic. Well that got him pretty loopy. It certainly helped take the edge off for us too as he was watching cartoons and giving us a drunken play by play. While we were laughing at him being goofy he pointed to the ceiling and said "Daddy my head is up there!"

I think he's going to have some fun in college :unsure:
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Rules.

 
Henry Ford said:
However, my wife and niece saw this happen, and unfortunately had a squirrel with a broken spine crawling toward them for help after it was knocked out of the tree, at which point my wife was forced to crush the squirrel's skull with a rock to put it out of its misery.  So there are a couple of very traumatized womenfolk at home.

EDIT: Upon review of the facts, I should probably point out to my wife that my dog didn't kill the cute squirrel, she did.  I bet that would go over well.
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my link

 
I had a dream last night where a guy from my new work and I were parkouring (sp?) all over the East side of Joliet until we made it to the front of the police station. We sat there drinking beers and watching people. There was a couple that got out of their station wagon and did a salsa styled Macarena. Another lady had a bear on a leash. Some guy on a unicycle. We eventually left to parkour across the roofs because the cops were looking for us. 

Then I had another dream that my lady and I were riding dirt bikes in the AZ desert. That was pretty hot. 

 
Annyong said:
I had a dream last night where a guy from my new work and I were parkouring (sp?) all over the East side of Joliet until we made it to the front of the police station. We sat there drinking beers and watching people. There was a couple that got out of their station wagon and did a salsa styled Macarena. Another lady had a bear on a leash. Some guy on a unicycle. We eventually left to parkour across the roofs because the cops were looking for us. 

Then I had another dream that my lady and I were riding dirt bikes in the AZ desert. That was pretty hot. 
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Well, you and your Lady riding dirt bikes in AZ is clearly about butt stuff.  That much is obvious.

 
Annyong said:
I had a dream last night where a guy from my new work and I were parkouring (sp?) all over the East side of Joliet until we made it to the front of the police station. We sat there drinking beers and watching people. There was a couple that got out of their station wagon and did a salsa styled Macarena. Another lady had a bear on a leash. Some guy on a unicycle. We eventually left to parkour across the roofs because the cops were looking for us. 

Then I had another dream that my lady and I were riding dirt bikes in the AZ desert. That was pretty hot. 
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:EASTSIDE:

 
Limp Ditka said:
Yep. Although if we're talking the river as what determines E/W a couple things downtown are good. Mainly, Tin Roof. And I've had more than my share of beers at Chicago St over the years. 
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I've been to Tin Roof twice in the past 3 months. Hipster little place like Sovereign in Plainfield. Both are great. 

 
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