GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

[Abraham]

I'm in the Phoenix airport and they are warning people not to go outside because the Seven Gods are applying flamethrowers to this entire city. It's ####### 108 outside and it's not even noon. Supposed to get to 119 later today.  How does anyone live here? Krista, how was your experience?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm in the Phoenix airport and they are warning people not to go outside because the Seven Gods are applying flamethrowers to this entire city. It's ####### 108 outside and it's not even noon. Supposed to get to 119 later today.  How does anyone live here? Krista, how was your experience?

Yeah, that whole "as long as it's not humid" garbage goes out the window for me when it's 120 degrees. #### that ####

 

[mr roboto]

I've gotten into a car that was outside for 5 straight days, in the sun, during a 120+ heat wave. We had to start it, open the windows and wait 20 minutes before getting in. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm in the Phoenix airport and they are warning people not to go outside because the Seven Gods are applying flamethrowers to this entire city. It's ####### 108 outside and it's not even noon. Supposed to get to 119 later today.  How does anyone live here? Krista, how was your experience?

Buy an egg, fry it on the sidewalk, and send video to your friends. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Can you go dyslexic later in life? I swear, I transpose letters all the time now and I never used to do that.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

i lived in phx for 2 years.  it sucks

 

[Henry Ford]

Can you go dyslexic later in life? I swear, I transpose letters all the time now and I never used to do that.

That sounds ckufed up.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

That sounds ckufed up.

Yeah, I thought about GM-ing it and mixing letters up, but I'm actually, actually serious. 

 

[Sconch]

119 is ridiculous

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Can you go dyslexic later in life? I swear, I transpose letters all the time now and I never used to do that.

boob overload.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

boob overload.

Maybe, though I never had in issue with that before 

Seriously, it's starting to bother me now (the dyslexia, not the boobs). I'm due up for an eye exam. Is that where I should start? I am a hunt-and-peck typist, so it's not speed. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Maybe, though I never had in issue with that before 

Seriously, it's starting to bother me now (the dyslexia, not the boobs). I'm due up for an eye exam. Is that where I should start? I am a hunt-and-peck typist, so it's not speed. 

it doesn't seem to be affecting your scrabble play

 

[Uruk-Hai]

it doesn't seem to be affecting your scrabble play

It won't let me misspell  I've tried a bunch, trust me.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[Abraham]

My flight keeps getting delayed, which is driving me back to the bar for another beer.  Which is close to being a problem. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stay strong, bAbe

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It was 110 when I left the house at 10. Miserable ####ing day.

 

[cstu]

Bunch a lightweights in here.  I have five 10-year olds. 

Isn't it time to give them back now?

 

[Annyong]

I got a new watch and a ghostbusters shirt for Father's Day. Pretty solid haul. 

 

[IMAX 3D]

Jury Duty update:  courthouse on lockdown after a guy with a gun cleared security

also hot cat tattoo girl has an amazingly short blue dress on today

 

[eoMMan]

Giving you blue balls?

 

[IMAX 3D]

Giving you blue balls?

Spoiler

http://wrif.com/2016/03/28/candacem/#dsc_4141

 

[mr. furley]

Spoiler

http://wrif.com/2016/03/28/candacem/#dsc_4141

like her best fully dressed, strangely

 

[General Malaise]

I'm in the Phoenix airport and they are warning people not to go outside because the Seven Gods are applying flamethrowers to this entire city. It's ####### 108 outside and it's not even noon. Supposed to get to 119 later today.  How does anyone live here? Krista, how was your experience?

Good.  Maybe Bob Sacamano will overheat commuting to his mailbox today.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'm in the Phoenix airport and they are warning people not to go outside because the Seven Gods are applying flamethrowers to this entire city. It's ####### 108 outside and it's not even noon. Supposed to get to 119 later today.  How does anyone live here? Krista, how was your experience?

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fwheninarizona%2Fvideos%2F483780441814922%2F

 

[mr roboto]

https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fwheninarizona%2Fvideos%2F483780441814922%2F

That's great. That pan has to be over 200 degrees. 

 

[Limp Ditka]

That's great. That pan has to be over 200 degrees. 

pffft. The camera hardly panned at all.

 

[GroveDiesel]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/the-moment-you-shared-with-strangers-15-photos-11.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=996

 

[mr. furley]

what happened to gb @Fuller ? he appears to have lost a lot of weight and gotten much more sexy

 

[Mitch Robbins]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/the-moment-you-shared-with-strangers-15-photos-11.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=996

 

[GroveDiesel]

As I was leaving the grocery store this evening, I saw a guy with the hood of his car up trying to fix something or other. Judging by his salmon colored tight shorts, he wasn't going to be successful.

 

[Sconch]

As I was leaving the grocery store this evening, I saw a guy with the hood of his car up trying to fix something or other. Judging by his salmon colored tight shorts, he wasn't going to be successful.

Says the guy checking out his tightshorts

 

[bostonfred]

Thread died when zooks disappeared

 

[Ignoramus]

Jury Duty update:  courthouse on lockdown after a guy with a gun cleared security

also hot cat tattoo girl has an amazingly short blue dress on today

I've seen some good-looking sheep in my day, but how hot can a cat really be?

 

[bostonfred]

 how hot can a cat really be?

Flash point for cat hair is roughly 600 degrees Fahrenheit and skin is about 700 to 750 depending on fat content.   

 

[Abraham]

Is guster alive? Bogart?

 

[Sconch]

Power went out 1.5 hrs ago.  Supposed to be out for another1.5.

so we went to a bar

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Flash point for cat hair is roughly 600 degrees Fahrenheit and skin is about 700 to 750 depending on fat content.   

SCIENCE #####!!!

 

[Annyong]

Is guster alive? Bogart?

I'll text Guster. It's like 6:45am in Ohio. He's probably meditating or something. 

 

[Annyong]

He's alive. Says FDAS is the worst. 

 

[kevzilla]

Sounds legit

 

[Annyong]

He also said kevzikla has a small penis  

 

[kevzilla]

Sounds legit

 

[Annyong]

Sounds legit

He also said that Frosty has an average sized penis. 

 

[Henry Ford]

I've seen some good-looking sheep in my day, but how hot can a cat really be?

http://i.imgur.com/or38Oet.jpg?1

 

[mr roboto]

Listening to a baby heartbeat on a monitor it kinda sounds like a galloping horse. 

 

[IMAX 3D]

http://i.imgur.com/or38Oet.jpg?1

The "show us your butthole" comment had me

 

[strykerpks]

Thread died when zooks disappeared

RWS imo

 

[General Malaise]

It was a pretty good little run. 

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It was a pretty good little run. 

nah​