So this woman suffers from this strange malady; nothing she does seems to help, no doctor seems to know what it is.
She hears of this Chinese doctor, sort of a Dr. House type, specializes in diagnosing the unusual, has helped many people. So she goes to see him. He interviews her about her symptoms, nods gravely, and then instructs her: "Prease remove arr of your crothing, get on you hands and knees, and crawl across the room rearry rearry fast."
What a strange request, she thinks. But, she is desperate, so she complies.
"hmm," says the doctor. "Okay, now crawl back towards me rearry rearry fast." Again, she complies.
The doctor shakes his head and says. "I am very solly to inform you that you have Egg Zachary Disease."
"Egg Zachary disease? I've never heard of that! What is it?!"
"It is when you face rook egg zachary rike your ###!"