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Dan Lambskin said:
I knew what it was but not side I've ever had one.  Kind of want one now (except for the diarrhea)

Also never had a scotch egg even though it sounds tasty
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I love soft-boiled eggs. I just should probably eat something else in addition to soft boiled eggs and zucchini in a day.

 
My ranking of solo-egg dishes:

1. Deviled. But it has to be with mustard and Old Bay (or MAYBE red pepper, but the mustard better be damned good)

2. Fried, sunny-side up

3. Deviled the way heretics eat them

3. Scrambled with ketchup (sp?) if I wanna flash back

4. Hard-boiled

5. Pickled in a jar on a bar

6. Fried all to hell

7. Canteloupe

8. Everything else ever eaten, concrete, and sewage

10,0000. Soft-boiled

 
Uruk-Hai said:
My ranking of solo-egg dishes:

1. Deviled. But it has to be with mustard and Old Bay (or MAYBE red pepper, but the mustard better be damned good)

2. Fried, sunny-side up

3. Deviled the way heretics eat them

3. Scrambled with ketchup (sp?) if I wanna flash back

4. Hard-boiled

5. Pickled in a jar on a bar

6. Fried all to hell

7. Canteloupe

8. Everything else ever eaten, concrete, and sewage

10,0000. Soft-boiled
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Solid top five, if you delete the ketchup. :thumbup:   That soft-boiled egg looked disgusting to me, too.

 
krista4 said:
Solid top five, if you delete the ketchup. :thumbup:   That soft-boiled egg looked disgusting to me, too.
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This list is incomprehensible to me.  Hard boiled and Sunny Side Up are both top five, but take a hard boiled egg and add the runny yolk of a sunny side up egg and it's suddenly inedible?

 
Yeah, the catsup(sp?)-on-the-scrambled choice was just from when I was a kid and would put it (the ketchup(sp?)) on anything.

Food being gross-looking doesn't bother me so much, but I've had one too many soft-boiled eggs where the yolk was cold and that's beyond the pale for me. I've eaten stuff in Dim Sum that I don't want to know about, and I'd do it again before I'd eat cold yolk. 

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Yeah, the catsup(sp?)-on-the-scrambled choice was just from when I was a kid and would put it (the ketchup(sp?)) on anything.

Food being gross-looking doesn't bother me so much, but I've had one too many soft-boiled eggs where the yolk was cold and that's beyond the pale for me. I've eaten stuff in Dim Sum that I don't want to know about, and I'd do it again before I'd eat cold yolk. 
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Well, sure, a ####ty soft boiled egg isn't worth eating.  But I don't judge hamburgers based on McDonald's.

 
Deviled and/or pickled eggs are never anything other than disgusting.  They both look and smell revolting.  No idea how any of you put that stuff into your gobs.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Yeah, the catsup(sp?)-on-the-scrambled choice was just from when I was a kid and would put it (the ketchup(sp?)) on anything.

Food being gross-looking doesn't bother me so much, but I've had one too many soft-boiled eggs where the yolk was cold and that's beyond the pale for me. I've eaten stuff in Dim Sum that I don't want to know about, and I'd do it again before I'd eat cold yolk. 
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I didn't mean it "looked" gross in that the appearance of it was gross, but that the idea of it was gross.  I'd try it, but I don't think I'd like the blending of the two consistencies.  Consistency leads to 98% of my food dislikes (other than the evil melon).

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Deviled and/or pickled eggs are never anything other than disgusting.  They both look and smell revolting.  No idea how any of you put that stuff into your gobs.
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You, sir, may well be 100% correct. You're not, but I bow before your imaginary reality.

The deviled egg - when done right - is one of Thropa's gifts to us. 

Pickled eggs, I cannot argue for - I just like 'em.

 
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krista4 said:
I didn't mean it "looked" gross in that the appearance of it was gross, but that the idea of it was gross.  I'd try it, but I don't think I'd like the blending of the two consistencies.  Consistency leads to 98% of my food dislikes (other than the evil melon).
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It's basically a fried egg that you can dip toast into without spilling the yolk all over your plate because it's still in the shell.

 
i could eat a whole jar of pickled okra right now.   sorry for your loss

you guys are spoiled with peaches in louisiana though, so that makes up for it.   best peach i ever had

 
Uruk-Hai said:
My ranking of solo-egg dishes:

1. Deviled. But it has to be with mustard and Old Bay (or MAYBE red pepper, but the mustard better be damned good)

2. Fried, sunny-side up

3. Deviled the way heretics eat them

3. Scrambled with ketchup (sp?) if I wanna flash back

4. Hard-boiled

5. Pickled in a jar on a bar

6. Fried all to hell

7. Canteloupe

8. Everything else ever eaten, concrete, and sewage

10,0000. Soft-boiled
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Wow. Soft boiled with a nice, runny yolk and a piece of good toast for sopping is pretty much a perfect breakfast. 

 
So this woman suffers from this strange malady; nothing she does seems to help, no doctor seems to know what it is.

She hears of this Chinese doctor, sort of a Dr. House type, specializes in diagnosing the unusual, has helped many people.  So she goes to see him.  He interviews her about her symptoms, nods gravely, and then instructs her: "Prease remove arr of your crothing, get on you hands and knees, and crawl across the room rearry rearry fast."

What a strange request, she thinks.  But, she is desperate, so she complies.

"hmm," says the doctor.  "Okay, now crawl back towards me rearry rearry fast."  Again, she complies.

The doctor shakes his head and says. "I am very solly to inform you that you have Egg Zachary Disease." 

"Egg Zachary disease? I've never heard of that!   What is it?!"

"It is when you face rook egg zachary rike your ###!"

 
Thorn said:
So this woman suffers from this strange malady; nothing she does seems to help, no doctor seems to know what it is.

She hears of this Chinese doctor, sort of a Dr. House type, specializes in diagnosing the unusual, has helped many people.  So she goes to see him.  He interviews her about her symptoms, nods gravely, and then instructs her: "Prease remove arr of your crothing, get on you hands and knees, and crawl across the room rearry rearry fast."

What a strange request, she thinks.  But, she is desperate, so she complies.

"hmm," says the doctor.  "Okay, now crawl back towards me rearry rearry fast."  Again, she complies.

The doctor shakes his head and says. "I am very solly to inform you that you have Egg Zachary Disease." 

"Egg Zachary disease? I've never heard of that!   What is it?!"

"It is when you face rook egg zachary rike your ###!"
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For the moment, you're worse than FDAS.

 
Thorn said:
So this woman suffers from this strange malady; nothing she does seems to help, no doctor seems to know what it is.

She hears of this Chinese doctor, sort of a Dr. House type, specializes in diagnosing the unusual, has helped many people.  So she goes to see him.  He interviews her about her symptoms, nods gravely, and then instructs her: "Prease remove arr of your crothing, get on you hands and knees, and crawl across the room rearry rearry fast."

What a strange request, she thinks.  But, she is desperate, so she complies.

"hmm," says the doctor.  "Okay, now crawl back towards me rearry rearry fast."  Again, she complies.

The doctor shakes his head and says. "I am very solly to inform you that you have Egg Zachary Disease." 

"Egg Zachary disease? I've never heard of that!   What is it?!"

"It is when you face rook egg zachary rike your ###!"
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