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[General Malaise]

Christmas potluck at work. They are handing out songbooks and have commenced caroling. Hard pass.  

Little disappointed you didn't bring your electric guitar and amp to help these people rock out, Ebeneezer. 

 

[mr roboto]

Christmas potluck at work. They are handing out songbooks and have commenced caroling. Hard pass.  

Intentional lyric screw ups combined with over-enthusiastic singing is definitely good shtick here. 

 

[kevzilla]

Little disappointed you didn't bring your electric guitar and amp to help these people rock out, Ebeneezer. 

One of the physical therapy assistants brought his acoustic. That was better. And the medical records gal is in a band and can sing her ### off. But mercifully, it is over. And because I came into the office today, I don't have to on Friday. 

 

[General Malaise]

“Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath”  premiered Tuesday night on A&E.

Watched one episode of this and set the DVR to record the series.  She's an awfully brave lady and I hope she helps take this cult down.  

Also, I think she could get it.

 

[El Floppo]

Watched one episode of this and set the DVR to record the series.  She's an awfully brave lady and I hope she helps take this cult down.  

Also, I think she could get it.

"it" = info?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Watched one episode of this and set the DVR to record the series.  She's an awfully brave lady and I hope she helps take this cult down.  

Also, I think she could get it.

"it" = info?

pregnant from our very own white shawn kemp?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

pregnant from our very own white shawn kemp?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

headed to mammoth on the first for a week.  i'm really ####### stoked to be going.  i'm breaking through a big stereo type i had growing up, that only rich people went skiing during the holidays.  but hell, LOOK AT ME!!  

 

[General Malaise]

pregnant from our very own white shawn kemp?

I would very much like to TRY to impregnante Leah Remini. Nice skin.  

 

[General Malaise]

headed to mammoth on the first for a week.  i'm really ####### stoked to be going.  i'm breaking through a big stereo type i had growing up, that only rich people went skiing during the holidays.  but hell, LOOK AT ME!!  

Nar some shred, brah!!!!!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It is going to be hella expensive tho....not 5 kid expensive, but still. . 

I do know the head bartender at both of the main lodges... this saves me about $100/day. 

 

[General Malaise]

I'd love nothing more than to take my five kids up into the mountains and push them down some steep slopes.  

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'd love nothing more than to take my five kids up into the mountains and push them down some steep slopes.  

Renting all that ski equipment would get pricey though.

 

[kevzilla]

He could do it Abe-style. Get one set, collect it at the bottom, bring it up for the next kid.

 

[General Malaise]

Renting all that ski equipment would get pricey though.

E.....quip....ment?

 

[El Floppo]

I think this is christmas related. kristamas related?

 

[El Floppo]

maybe channukah.

kwanzaa?

 

[kevzilla]

I very much like the idea of kristamas. She flies all over the world, comes down the chimney, and buys the place. 

 

[General Malaise]

I very much like the idea of kristamas. She flies all over the world, comes down the chimney nann oven, and buys the place. 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'd love nothing more than to take my five kids up into the mountains and push them down some steep slopes.  

 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I very much like the idea of kristamas. She flies all over the world, comes down the chimney, and buys the place. 

and in the spirit of xmas, there's a lease back?  or does she go all grinch on them and throw them out into the cold?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I would very much like to TRY to impregnante Leah Remini. Nice skin.  

Her lips are hideous though

 

[El Floppo]

probably buddhist

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

maybe channukah.

kwanzaa?

related

 

[belljr]

headed to mammoth on the first for a week.  i'm really ####### stoked to be going.  i'm breaking through a big stereo type i had growing up, that only rich people went skiing during the holidays.  but hell, LOOK AT ME!!  

You should see all the rich folk skiing in the Poconos

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Pretending to work is almost as bad as actually working.

 

[El Floppo]

Pretending to work is almost as bad as actually working.

I've done #### all today.... and its taking forever.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I've done #### all today.... and its taking forever.

I work from home, but I'd rather pretend to be working than do whatever the wife would come up with for me to do.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I did just make a Spotify playlist called "Christmas Songs that Don't Suck", so I guess that is something.

https://open.spotify.com/user/12102367775/playlist/50CFmytTGgI5dmKRsJk3tj

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I did just make a Spotify playlist called "Christmas Songs that Don't Suck", so I guess that is something.

https://open.spotify.com/user/12102367775/playlist/50CFmytTGgI5dmKRsJk3tj

So it's empty?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

So it's empty?

Such Grinch, Blam.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Such Grinch, Blam.

Your playlist sucks, Jimbo.

 

[tommyboy]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Your playlist sucks, Jimbo.

I don't like Christmas music much either, but I came up with a list of songs that don't make me want to break things when I hear them at least.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

Dont get shot

 

[mr roboto]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

This is incredibly stupid and not worth it. 

 

[El Floppo]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

Dont get shot

I'd prefer a different mantra, but this is what works in the bike lane for me, and my recommendation for you.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

pregnant from our very own white shawn kemp?

"Shemp"

 

[El Floppo]

"Shemp"

  just sitting there, ripening in the winter sun all this time...  

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is incredibly stupid and not worth it. 

The same could be said of following the guy in the first place, particularly with kids in the car.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Need some ideas how to get revenge on this guy.

Two nights ago coming down the mountain from skiing my bill and myself and two of my kids and two of his kids are in his van going 55 in the left lane on an icy road. All of a sudden a pick up and trailer going 75 pass on the right and veer straight into our lane, nearly side swiping us by inches. 

We follow the guy to his house. We know who he is, his business and his residence. 

He got out of his truck with a pistol in his hoodie front pocket, walked up to the driver side door and cocked the gun. I ripped into him about his horrible driving and he was defiant saying it was our fault for being in the fast lane.

I basically want to make this guys life miserable, any help is appreciate

He brings a gun, you bring an RPG. That's how this works. 

 

[GroveDiesel]

The same could be said of following the guy in the first place, particularly with kids in the car.

Following an obviously unstable aggressive person home sounds like a great way to die on front of your kids. 

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

A 3 year old got shot in the back of a car during a road rage incident earlier this week. 

 

[tommyboy]

You guys aren't much fun I was thinking of calling in a SWAT team to his house

 

[El Floppo]

You guys aren't much fun I was thinking of calling in a SWAT team to his house

swat team works. 

did you call the cops on the guy? brandishing a gun in front of kids... pretty ####ed.

although after getting chased down by a crazy fast-lane hog, I might be concerned for my safety too.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

swat team works. 

did you call the cops on the guy? brandishing a gun in front of kids... pretty ####ed.

although after getting chased down by a crazy fast-lane hog, I might be concerned for my safety too.

The whole affair wasn't exactly an exposition on good decision making.

 

[Rustoleum]

swat team works. 

did you call the cops on the guy? brandishing a gun in front of kids... pretty ####ed.

although after getting chased down by a crazy fast-lane hog, I might be concerned for my safety too.

Meh, you blow by somebody from the slow lane and then your Hemi can't lose Left-lane Larry, you should use the gun on yourself.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretending to work is almost as bad as actually working.

Not when your alternative is Guantanamo.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oregon sounds fun