GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

"Perv 'stache shuke" may be my favorite shuke yet.  Narrowly edging out "drinking out of an Air Jordan shuke."

Drinking out of an Air Jordan shuke is best shuke.

 

[Ignoramus]

She drinks 1-2 bottles of white wine a night. I told her she should switch to boxed wine and she replied "why don't I just drink out of the toilet?"

My kind of girl.

 

[mr. furley]

Drinking out of an Air Jordan shuke is best shuke.

apparently i'm not allowed to give reputation to this user

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Drinking out of an Air Jordan shuke is best shuke.

apparently i'm not allowed to give reputation to this user




 

vengeful shuke.

 

[the rover]

She drinks 1-2 bottles of white wine a night. I told her she should switch to boxed wine and she replied "why don't I just drink out of the toilet?"

I saw a picture of your sister on FB today.  Mind if I hit her up?  I need a date to go see an all girls AC/DC cover band called Hell's Belles. 

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I saw a picture of your sister on FB today.  Mind if I hit her up?  I need a date to go see an all girls AC/DC cover band called Hell's Belles. 

I prefer Fumderstruck

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I prefer Fumderstruck

I don't care what you call them as long as they close with For Those About To Rock

 

[General Malaise]

I saw a picture of your sister on FB today.  Mind if I hit her up?  I need a date to go see an all girls AC/DC cover band called Hell's Belles. 

She's too stable for you, GB.

 

[the rover]

She's too stable for you, GB.

you're assuming they start out crazy.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

you're assuming they start out crazy.

Oh, you poor mother ####er ...they ALL have snakes in their heads.

It starts at puberty and balloons from there.   

 

[the rover]

Oh, you poor mother ####er ...they ALL have snakes in their heads.

It starts at puberty and balloons from there.   

I was just kidding.   I know they're all crazy.   

i just like the ones that have a certain june a say qwah

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I was just kidding.   I know they're all crazy.   

i just like the ones that have a certain june a say qwah




 

Gotcha.  I'm a simple man, I followed you until that last part.

I just like'em with big ol' #######.

 

[the rover]

Gotcha.  I'm a simple man, I followed you until that last part.

I just like'em with big ol' #######.

she can always shove a liver in there.   :crosspost:

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Gotcha.  I'm a simple man, I followed you until that last part.

I just like'em with big ol' #######.




 

she can always shove a liver in there.   :crosspost:




 

callback ...bam

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Fry's here sells modems and HDMI cards and ####.  No booze though. 

Fry's Foods. Not Fry's Electronics. Though I believe they're both Kroger.

The one by us has typical grocery store crap wine. The one in Scottsdale has a full blown wine cellar, with Opus One and Insignia, and everything from Pride to Apothic. Love that place when they have the 30% sale.

 

[mr. furley]

wife is watching The OA

this is...... horrible

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Going to drive down to visit the wife in LA in a couple of hours.  It rained/snowed on the ridge route (that's the pass between god's country and LA) earlier today.

if I don't make it, the keys to my CSTU alias is up for grabs.

Made it.  Suck it.

 

[urbanhack]

High guys

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

wife is watching The OA

this is...... horrible

The what?

 

[mr. furley]

The what?

don't even bother investigating. it's bad.

 

[sports_fan]

Looking for a few guide books. Do simplified versions of the for dummies books exist?

 

[cosjobs]

Made it.  Suck it.

This isnt where you text your wife

 

[cosjobs]

Looking for a few guide books. Do simplified versions of the for dummies books exist?

Yeah, look for the moron series

 

[kevzilla]

PowerPoint for Total Nimrods

 

[the rover]

PowerPoint for Total Nimrods

pretty sure that's just powerpoint

 

[kevzilla]

pretty sure that's just powerpoint

How the #### would I know? I'm a nimrod.

 

[Henry Ford]

Looking for a few guide books. Do simplified versions of the for dummies books exist?

Yeah. They aren't really books, just a hammer you hit yourself in the head with over and over and over again.  

Highly recommend. Good read.

 

[Henry Ford]

That sounds harsher than intended.  Man, I'm not funny when I'm drunk and researching historical precedent for treason. 

 

[kevzilla]

That sounds harsher than intended.  Man, I'm not funny when I'm drunk and researching historical precedent for treason. 

Look I know when Homer quit drinking, it hit us all pretty hard. But we have to move on.

 

[the rover]

That sounds harsher than intended.  Man, I'm not funny when I'm drunk and researching historical precedent for treason. 

Neat.  Beats researching easements

 

[Henry Ford]

Neat.  Beats researching easements

Eh.  At least you have standing to sue on easements.

 

[the rover]

Eh.  At least you have standing to sue on easements.

Treble damages for timber trespass, too!  Super exciting.

 

[the rover]

Just watched 3 episodes of Stranger Things.  Does it ever have a plot?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just watched 3 episodes of Stranger Things.  Does it ever have a plot?

A couple of smaller plots pop up, but the missing kid/Eleven is the main story. I enjoyed it, but it's not deep or thought-provoking

 

[Ignoramus]

What the flock

And his stupid dog is just standing there the whole time, grinning and wagging its dumb tail.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'll be purchasing PowerPoint for Dummies this weekend. I am giving a presentation to dozens of doctors in 13 days. 

 

 

Whatever you do, try to cram as much text on each slide and read it all word-for-word.  Then add some snazzy transitions and a picture of your kid and wa-la!

 

[Ignoramus]

GM goes to Virginia:

http://www.heraldcourier.com/news/virginia-man-spends-to-deliver-pennies-to-lebanon-dmv/article_7ce44fc2-ea36-5638-9358-25bc5d01a5dd.html

I like how they use a specific breed of cow so the reader can visualize how much 1,600 lbs is.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just watched 3 episodes of Stranger Things.  Does it ever have a plot?

It's pretty meh.

 

[tommyboy]

Last nite  was on the way home from taking wife out to dinner and about 10 blocks from the house my oldest daughter calls, crying and talking about an owl in the house.

 

[tommyboy]

I get home and sure enough a screech owl had come down the chimney into the living room. I managed to get it into the mudroom and then scare it out the back door.

 

[tommyboy]

According to Harry Potter, owls are good luck so I'm pretty sure stock market is going straight up now

 

[tommyboy]

He wasn't very scared of me, he kept staring and telling me to get some more ketchup 

 

[tommyboy]

He wanted to change the channel to some stupid hallmark movie and that's when I had to kick him out

 

[tommyboy]

Also there's a bag of tortilla chips half eaten and salsa all over the floor

 

[Ignoramus]

 

[cosjobs]

Last nite  was on the way home from taking wife out to dinner and about 10 blocks from the house my oldest daughter calls, crying and talking about an owl in the house.

Chase it to its nest and throw down on it.

 

[mr. furley]

more owl stories

 

[Limp Ditka]

omgomgomgomg

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

omgomgomgomg

Still baffles me.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

omgomgomgomg

Does the state of Washington allow meat gambling?