GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

Around here, we call it South of 80

These are the same people who refer to Rockford as "downstate".  Geography not really a strong suit there in South Detroit. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Can I get some goggles to wear while I eat it?

Zee goggles do nothing!!

 

[heckmanm]

Zee goggles do nothing!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Was really hoping for a "they do nothing!" response here

Effin impatient kids.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Actually surprising. I'd have thunk their chicken fingers would be one of your staples.

chickens don't have fingers

 

[kevzilla]

i'm about 98% positive this is where the wedding will be 

:(

Better get started growing that hair out. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I grew up in southern Illinois.  Not screw your cousin southern Illinois, but far enough south.  Maybe second cousin.  Can confirm it sucks out loud. 

 

[Ignoramus]

I played poker every day against a coworker for 3 years and I still have no idea what this means.  I need a translator for poker jargon.

I always figured it was another Onslaught-type thing.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Cat jump

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Captain Catsnake

 

[bostonfred]

I played poker every day against a coworker for 3 years and I still have no idea what this means.  I need a translator for poker jargon.

It means i bet hundreds of dollars on a literally 99 to 1 favorite and lost, then lost on a 2 to 1 favorite, then lost a few hundred more on a 99 to 1 favorite, leaving me down a grand instead of up a few grand on the night 

 

[mr roboto]

It means i bet hundreds of dollars on a literally 99 to 1 favorite and lost, then lost on a 2 to 1 favorite, then lost a few hundred more on a 99 to 1 favorite, leaving me down a grand instead of up a few grand on the night 

You suck at poker dude

 

[El Floppo]

Oh I thought you meant a mac and cheese blizzard

Me too.

 

[El Floppo]

Captain Catsnake

New Wes Anderson movie?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

New Wes Anderson movie?

Except it looks good.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Buddy and I were watching Iowa State/Kansas last night and wondering aloud if Iowa State was the worst Big12 school to go to.  I countered with Baylor, but at least Waco is close enough to Dallas and Austin to provide escape.  I mentioned a friend from the internet who did a tour of duty there and had nothing nice to say about Ames, Iowa.  Can't imagine Kansas State is a garden oasis either.

Well, it's in Kansas.

I've only been to Wichita, which is like a slightly larger, less interesting Des Moines.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

@Reg Lllama of Brixton

Have you seen that Android ad with the Pixies' "Where is my mind?" as the theme music.

I don't know what version that is, but they have never sounded better.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

@Reg Lllama of Brixton

Have you seen that Android ad with the Pixies' "Where is my mind?" as the theme music.

I don't know what version that is, but they have never sounded better.

Samsung Galaxy.  It's a cover by Nada Surf and it's meh.

 

[Annyong]

Except it looks good.

I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox with my boys right now. I like this one. I like a lot of his movies actually

 

[5-ish Finkle]

@Reg Lllama of Brixton

Have you seen that Android ad with the Pixies' "Where is my mind?" as the theme music.

I don't know what version that is, but they have never sounded better.

Pretty low bar, that.

 

[El Floppo]

I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox with my boys right now. I like this one. I like a lot of his movies actually

Of course. Because they're always visually interesting, even if they're someone's a complete mess. At least, that's my take. Big fan of Mr Fox.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Of course. Because they're always visually interesting, even if they're someone's a complete mess. At least, that's my take. Big fan of Mr Fox.

Pretty much. 

I like most of Anderson's films.  Rushmore is a top 3 movie on my personal list.  Moonrise was pretty great too.  Really enjoyed Mr. Fox and Bottle Rocket.

He swings and misses too(Life Acquatic, Darjeeling, et al), but more often than not his movies are watchable. 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox with my boys right now. I like this one. I like a lot of his movies actually

I'm calling CPS.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Pretty low bar, that.

https://m.popkey.co/bbebb7/jrDom.gif

 

[El Floppo]

Pretty much. 

I like most of Anderson's films.  Rushmore is a top 3 movie on my personal list.  Moonrise was pretty great too.  Really enjoyed Mr. Fox and Bottle Rocket.

He swings and misses too(Life Acquatic, Darjeeling, et al), but more often than not his movies are watchable. 

I have a soft spot for life acquatic, but that's a shining example of being a complete mess.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You guys are ruining this thread.

 

[El Floppo]

You guys are ruining this thread.

Sorry. Here's a stupid gif with a cat in it

 

[-fish-]

cat people:  how do I keep this ####### cat off of my keyboard?

 

[Limp Ditka]

cat people:  how do I keep this ####### cat off of my keyboard?

By getting rid of one of them.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

I'm watching Fantastic Mr Fox with my boys right now. I like this one. I like a lot of his movies actually

Rushmore, Fantastic Mr Fox and Grand Budapest Hotel were all great.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Rushmore, Fantastic Mr Fox and Grand Budapest Hotel were all great.

Bottle Rocket better than all of the above

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

It's a cover by Nada Surf and it's meh.

Interesting. I thought Frank Black's voice had just magically improved.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Bottle Rocket better than all of the above

Liked it. But not as much as the three I listed.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

cat people:  how do I keep this ####### cat off of my keyboard?

Two schools of thought here...

Decoy

Box   (bonus)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Keyboard dog

 

[General Malaise]

Samsung Galaxy.  It's a cover by Nada Surf and it's meh.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

OK, oooookaaay.  Joke's over.  You guys got together behind my back and came up with a plan to #### with me, right?  Praising Wes Anderson and dissing the Pixies on the same day?

 

[General Malaise]

OK, oooookaaay.  Joke's over.  You guys got together behind my back and came up with a plan to #### with me, right?  Praising Wes Anderson and dissing the Pixies on the same day?

You left out the part about Nada Surf being the better band.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

You left out the part about Nada Surf being the better band.

The odds of a vasectomy reversing itself are 1-4000

No method of birth control is 100% effective.  

The odds of having triplets is 1-1000

Food for thought the next time you want to pork your wife.  Enjoy.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Teacher has a unique secret handshake for every student

Spoiler

[–]kayjay25 [score hidden] an hour ago* 

My sophomore year gym teacher and I had a pretty awesome handshake that we'd do everyday after class. It's kind of hard to describe the motions, but basically I would make a fist around his penis and shake it for three and a half minutes under the bleachers.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

The odds of a vasectomy reversing itself are 1-4000

No method of birth control is 100% effective.  

The odds of having triplets is 1-1000

Food for thought the next time you want to pork your wife.  Enjoy.

1-4000?!?!  Thats it??

 

[Jackstraw]

Well, it's in Kansas.

I've only been to Wichita, which is like a slightly larger, less interesting Des Moines.

Kansas State is pretty much like you would imagine. Kansas University is an excellent college town. Not too far from Kansas City proper either. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Not too far from Kansas City proper either. 

I can't tell if that is supposed to be a pro or a con.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Jokes about socialism are only funny if everybody gets them.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

1-4000?!?!  Thats it??

When the infamous (and probably psychopathic) buccaneer L'olonnais was finally killed and captured by the Indians of Darien they tore him to pieces while still alive.  Then they burned his body, piece by piece, on a roaring fire.  Then they scattered his ashes to the four winds in fear that his earthly body might somehow reassemble and continue his reign of terror.

I instructed my doctor to do the same thing with my vas deferens.

 

[bentley]

I know poker is dead and I don't tell bad beat stories, but last night in hold em, in one orbit, i flopped a set and lost to top pair, top kicker catching runner runner spades for the nut flush, flopped a straight and flush draw and lost all in to a guy with an underpair, then flopped another set and got all in on the flop against a guy with ace ten on a ten eight deuce board when the turn and river were both aces. What. The. ####.

So actually you do tell bad beat stories.

 

[Rustoleum]

Teacher has a unique secret handshake for every student

Spoiler

[–]kayjay25 [score hidden] an hour ago* 

My sophomore year gym teacher and I had a pretty awesome handshake that we'd do everyday after class. It's kind of hard to describe the motions, but basically I would make a fist around his penis and shake it for three and a half minutes under the bleachers.

They all look alike to me.

(the handshakes).

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The odds of a vasectomy reversing itself are 1-4000

No method of birth control is 100% effective.  

The odds of having triplets is 1-1000

Food for thought the next time you want to pork your wife.  Enjoy.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So actually you do tell bad beat stories.

Think he needs a thread? I know a guy that can start one for him.

 

[bentley]

Think he needs a thread? I know a guy that can start one for him.

Surely there's an old Dentist thread around here he can remodel and make his own.