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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (7 Viewers)

I lose the pants as soon as I walk through the door.  No jammies though, just my boxer-briefs.  Which recently became a problem when my toddler was learning to walk and would pull himself up by whatever article of clothing he could reach.

 
new shtick idea for one of our intrepid business travelers (non-business travelers?)

take a glamour shot, make (dozens of?) copies and leave them in hotel dresser drawers next to the Gideon bible.

inspirational message text included on the picture, optional.

@shuke @krista4

 
mr. furley said:
new shtick idea for one of our intrepid business travelers (non-business travelers?)

take a glamour shot, make (dozens of?) copies and leave them in hotel dresser drawers next to the Gideon bible.

inspirational message text included on the picture, optional.

@shuke @krista4
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May as well just dowse them in semen/draw ##### on the face yourself before you put them in the drawer. 

Cuz that's gonna happen to every, single one of them.

 
mr. furley said:
new shtick idea for one of our intrepid business travelers (non-business travelers?)

take a glamour shot, make (dozens of?) copies and leave them in hotel dresser drawers next to the Gideon bible.

inspirational message text included on the picture, optional.

@shuke @krista4
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Inspirational message text should not be optional IMO.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
Anybody ever deal with mast cell tumors in dogs? Seems like it should be a really effin expensive non-event. Yesno?
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We lost out last dog to this.  I actually hate talking about it but what it came down to was that the removal of one tumor is usually just the start.  The odds of the dog developing more (or the 'removed' tumor coming back) are pretty high.  It ####### sucked.

 
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.

 
mr. furley said:
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.
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So you didn't eat lunch today?

 
mr. furley said:
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.
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My parking spot(s) are less than 100 feet from my desk.  Maybe I'll do something like hide my keys in a new spot every day.

 
mr. furley said:
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.
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I work from home. Should I just start parking in other people's driveways?

 
mr. furley said:
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.
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If possible, drive multiple different routes to and from work regularly. Comes in handy if traffic sucks or there's a snow storm

 
Can't get enough parking talk .....They just jacked my parking from $85 to $135/month so I will be parking in a new lot.

 
mr. furley said:
here's a fun little way to exercise your brain

park in a new spot at the office every day. when you go to lunch, or head home, it's like a fun little surprise when you finally find your car again. if you're in the doldrums of middle age you get the double benefit of firing those synapses and the excitement of the chase just by picking a new stall.
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You went to the Winn-Dixie, forgot to put the Sunny D jug on you car antenna, and it took you an hour to find your car, didn't you?

 
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