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[mr. furley]

I hear that Furley's an ascot guy

actually, actually true

 

[Bob Sacamano]

it's storming hard enough here in Socal that my direct tv is down, pretty sure it's trump's fault

That drought thing over yet?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

It's been raining all damn day up here in God's country too.  Where you at again?

south OC

 

[DA RAIDERS]

SoCal people when it doesn't rain:

Waaa...waaa...drought something something

SoCal people when it rains:

OMG! This rain washes out roads and interferes with my TV reception!!!

it was a joke guy.  

i ####### love the rain.  it means more snow.  which means more skiing.  mammoth has received more snow this month than any january on record and they are forecasting 4+ more feet this weekend.  and f the drought, we'll just steal more water from somewhere else.

sidenote:  some "scientists" are claiming that the drought is over in 40% of the state.  

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

south OC

Ah that's right.  I was up in 999 Oaks* a few days ago.

*I saw one that looked dead.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

That drought thing over yet?

Nope but it's getting a whole hell of a lot better.  Thanks for asking, pal.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Ah that's right.  I was up in 999 Oaks* a few days ago.

*I saw one that looked dead.

related:  that sequoia that people drive through fell down.  oh noes, IT"S RAINING!!!!!!

what restaurant is your chick training at again?

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

it was a joke guy.  

i ####### love the rain.  it means more snow.  which means more skiing.  mammoth has received more snow this month than any january on record and they are forecasting 4+ more feet this weekend.  and f the drought, we'll just steal more water from somewhere else.

sidenote:  some "scientists" are claiming that the drought is over in 40% of the state.  

and i was being 100% serious

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

what restaurant is your chick training at again?

cover story. she is training to be an international central valley cover ops agent

 

[DA RAIDERS]

and i was being 100% serious

I know. And you're 100% correct. Buncha pansies

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

cover story. she is training to be an international central valley cover ops agent

Part of Kevin McCarthy's death-squads.

 

[El Floppo]

actually, actually true

oh god please let there be a picture

 

[El Floppo]

gb @5-ish Finkle pm sent.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

My trash can blew over and some rather large trees have fallen. Pretty sure a state of emergency will be declared soon

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

My trash can blew over and some rather large trees have fallen. Pretty sure a state of emergency will be declared soon

When you are accustomed to 72 degrees and cloudless skies every day, adversity is a relative term

 

[kevzilla]

Someone explain ice wine to me like I'm a cretin. 

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Someone explain ice wine to me like I'm a cretin. 

It is a super sweet wine. I have only seen it in white, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was a rose too.

I think of it as a dessert wine, but I think some people pair it with foods.

The sweetness comes from the fact that the grapes are harvested after the first frost (thus the name), which makes the sugars in the grapes explode like Brett Boone's power numbers after he discovered PEDs.

 

[Hawks64]

Someone explain ice wine to me like I'm a cretin. 

It is a super sweet wine. I have only seen it in white, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was a rose too.

I think of it as a dessert wine, but I think some people pair it with foods.

The sweetness comes from the fact that the grapes are harvested after the first frost (thus the name), which makes the sugars in the grapes explode like Brett Boone's power numbers after he discovered PEDs.

There are Cab and Merlot grape varietals that are amazing, not nearly as sweet as their white grape counterparts.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

There are Cab and Merlot grape varietals that are amazing, not nearly as sweet as their white grape counterparts.

Ah.

I might actually like those then. I have only been exposed to the white.

 

[El Floppo]

Someone explain ice wine to me like I'm a cretin. 

It is a super sweet wine. I have only seen it in white, but I wouldn't be shocked if there was a rose too.

I think of it as a dessert wine, but I think some people pair it with foods.

The sweetness comes from the fact that the grapes are harvested after the first frost (thus the name), which makes the sugars in the grapes explode like Brett Boone's power numbers after he discovered PEDs.

There are Cab and Merlot grape varietals that are amazing, not nearly as sweet as their white grape counterparts.

so... basically manischewitz

 

[DA RAIDERS]

When you are accustomed to 72 degrees and cloudless skies every day, adversity is a relative term

dude.  it's trash day and there are at least 20 trashcans blown over.

tree

 

[DA RAIDERS]

moar

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Call in the National Guard!

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

dude.  it's trash day and there are at least 20 trashcans blown over.

tree

I'd rather hear more about this ice wine of yours that isn't repulsive.

 

[El Floppo]

moar

wait.... are those leaves on the street?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I'd rather hear more about this ice wine of yours that isn't repulsive.

here ya go

 

[tommyboy]

I'd rather hear more about this ice wine of yours that isn't repulsive.

It's like Boone's with a raging boner and giant goat nuts

 

[General Malaise]

wait.... are those leaves on the street?

 

[General Malaise]

Can you drink this ice wine in the sun?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just realized it's raining here. What is this bull####?

 

[bostonfred]

Just realized it's raining here. What is this bull####?

Thats just our founding fathers crying

 

[wikkidpissah]

mmmkay......i prefer the smaller goat nuts, n'offense......my artisan goatgelder tells me that the ragers of the big-nutted pasture animals are actually less impressive than those with the more succinct, tasty gonadal development, contain a kind of collagen that doesn't break down as well in preparation and their post-castration bleats are much more noise-polluting than others, k?

 

[bostonfred]

Meanwhile, in the UK

 

[tommyboy]

mmmkay......i prefer the smaller goat nuts, n'offense......my artisan goatgelder tells me that the ragers of the big-nutted pasture animals are actually less impressive than those with the more succinct, tasty gonadal development, contain a kind of collagen that doesn't break down as well in preparation and their post-castration bleats are much more noise-polluting than others, k?

Imagine a donkey boner magically combined with big Horn sheep balls sticking out of of a bottle of Boone's Strawberry Hill.

I'm sure one of you Photoshop geniuses can paint the picture

 

[Dan Lambskin]

it's the only identity I've got, man. I'm riding it to it's unnatural death.

Better than pigeons 

:cstu:

 

[tommyboy]

Meanwhile, in the UK

They all have dreads now

 

[kevzilla]

Can you drink this ice wine in the sun?

One can, certainly. You should not drink anything in the sun unless it's SPF 50 or higher.

 

[bostonfred]

Imagine a donkey boner magically combined with big Horn sheep balls sticking out of of a bottle of Boone's Strawberry Hill.

I'm sure one of you Photoshop geniuses can paint the picture

Let's go no donkey boner pics for now. Thanks

J

 

[El Floppo]

Now it's raining here. 

Angels be havin a pee.

 

[General Malaise]

One can, certainly. You should not drink anything in the sun unless it's SPF 50 or higher.

Gotdammmit....

You people saying Kev isn't funny are dumb.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

actually, actually true

Would've pegged you as more of a "cravat" kinda individual.

Illusions....shattered.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Thats just our founding fathers crying

tears of joy

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm going to call a flag. Political BS that is a joke (that is also funny) is one thing. This is not that. Take the politics elsewhere.

 

[Hawks64]

Took my two year old to the ER yesterday. She's OK. 

Currently sitting in the ER with my 12 day old. He's probably fine. But we're here and that sucks. 

I was hoping to see fewer hospitals in 2017. 

Ugh, that really sucks GB. Hope everything is ok and you're back home soon.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Meanwhile, in the UK

That could be a recruitment video for the Bakersfield PD if you replaced the taser with an actual gun.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Took my two year old to the ER yesterday. She's OK. 

Currently sitting in the ER with my 12 day old. He's probably fine. But we're here and that sucks. 

I was hoping to see fewer hospitals in 2017. 

Good luck, man.

 

[Scoundrel]

My trash can blew over and some rather large trees have fallen. Pretty sure a state of emergency will be declared soon

Damn!  How big is your trash can?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I might be a little sensitive. Probably shouldn't post from the children's hospital er waiting room. Apologies. 

glllll w the kiddos

 

[Captain Quinoa]

My trash can blew over and some rather large trees have fallen. Pretty sure a state of emergency will be declared soon

Godspeed

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

BECAUSE OF THE RAIN WE WERE ON "RAINY DAY SCHEDULE" AT LUNCH TODAY.  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RICK?  MY LUNCH HOUR IS CUT SHORT BY 11 MINUTES SO THE KIDS CAN COME BACK INTO THE CLASSROOM INSTEAD OF BEING OUTSIDE.

WHY? BECAUSE KIDS ARE ####ING STUPID AND CANT STAY UNDER EAVES AND ####, RICK