Binky The Doormat
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I could see that.My "meh" applies equally to Krystal AND White Castle, when compared to my local slider joint
Many of us don't have a local slider joint.
I could see that.My "meh" applies equally to Krystal AND White Castle, when compared to my local slider joint
This isn't a bad thing.I could see that.
Many of us don't have a local slider joint.
I basically have to burn my clothing after I stop in, so I don't go very often.I could see that.
Many of us don't have a local slider joint.
I would love a local slider joint. Hell, the nearest Krystal is 127 miles away.This isn't a bad thing.I could see that.
Many of us don't have a local slider joint.
Good job, MacgyverMy boss likes to take laps around the warehouses we office in a few times a day. Today, he went for his laps and not long after, came back into the office and said "Forresto, get your jacket on, I need your help, you won't believe this!". I hop up, put my jacket on and he takes me to the side of the warehouse where a guy in an old, beat-up mini-van carrying two giant lllamas (sp?) in the back is over on the road. He pulled over because one of the lllllllamas spit on the other and when he opened up his trunk, he couldn't shut it. So my boss says "hang on, I got the right guy who will fix this" and of course he thought of me because I'm so mechanically inclined. I noticed that in addition to the two giant llllllllllamas, there was a small child in the car, so I recognized that despite the fact that in reality I'm a mechanical mongoloid, I had to fix this latch and shut this trunk. It was my true George Costanza pretending to be a marine biologist moment.
I ran back to the warehouse, borrowed some tools from the guys who lease our space, returned and went to work. Son of a beach, I fixed it! Guy shut the trunk, latched it and then started complaining that his license plate was about to fall off. It was clinging on one bad screw and so I tried to fix that too. I gave it my best, then this guy opens the trunk to look to see if my handiwork would pass muster and I yelled out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as one of the grumpy llamas started to use this opportunity to back out of the damn trunk! Plus, i wasn't sure that I actually, you know, FIXED the latch well enough for repeated latching. So me and this hillbilly started shoving the back asssss of this freedom seeking llama while my boss watched on and laughed. Man, these things are heavy and their coats are frigging gross. Feel like I need a shower after pushing on his furry butt.
We got him back in, latched the trunk and then hung his license plate with clear packing tape. What a day.
I met a llama rancher one time. I sold him some advertising.A good lllama chase really would have made the afternoon go by a lot quicker than it did.
I met a llama rancher one time. I sold him some advertising.
While we were getting to know each other he told me he used to have a big old stud llama that was kind of ornery. One day he's out working and the stud llama comes up and spits on him and tries to kick him. He says "#### you llama" and grabs his rifle, comes back and shoots the thing in the head. Dead.
I gave that guy a discount
You get gang raped by lllllams or something bro?I met a llama rancher one time. I sold him some advertising.
While we were getting to know each other he told me he used to have a big old stud llama that was kind of ornery. One day he's out working and the stud llama comes up and spits on him and tries to kick him. He says "#### you llama" and grabs his rifle, comes back and shoots the thing in the head. Dead.
I gave that guy a discount
Yes. RepeatedlyYou get gang raped by lllllams or something bro?
Was probably a (fudge) alpaca.You get gang raped by lllllams or something bro?
My "meh" applies equally to Krystal AND White Castle, when compared to my local slider joint
Its like a very short, really bad telling of the old Billy Martin Mickey Mantle story.I met a llama rancher one time. I sold him some advertising.
While we were getting to know each other he told me he used to have a big old stud llama that was kind of ornery. One day he's out working and the stud llama comes up and spits on him and tries to kick him. He says "#### you llama" and grabs his rifle, comes back and shoots the thing in the head. Dead.
I gave that guy a discount
Proud of you my brother.My boss likes to take laps around the warehouses we office in a few times a day. Today, he went for his laps and not long after, came back into the office and said "Forresto, get your jacket on, I need your help, you won't believe this!". I hop up, put my jacket on and he takes me to the side of the warehouse where a guy in an old, beat-up mini-van carrying two giant lllamas (sp?) in the back is over on the road. He pulled over because one of the lllllllamas spit on the other and when he opened up his trunk, he couldn't shut it. So my boss says "hang on, I got the right guy who will fix this" and of course he thought of me because I'm so mechanically inclined. I noticed that in addition to the two giant llllllllllamas, there was a small child in the car, so I recognized that despite the fact that in reality I'm a mechanical mongoloid, I had to fix this latch and shut this trunk. It was my true George Costanza pretending to be a marine biologist moment.
I ran back to the warehouse, borrowed some tools from the guys who lease our space, returned and went to work. Son of a beach, I fixed it! Guy shut the trunk, latched it and then started complaining that his license plate was about to fall off. It was clinging on one bad screw and so I tried to fix that too. I gave it my best, then this guy opens the trunk to look to see if my handiwork would pass muster and I yelled out "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as one of the grumpy llamas started to use this opportunity to back out of the damn trunk! Plus, i wasn't sure that I actually, you know, FIXED the latch well enough for repeated latching. So me and this hillbilly started shoving the back asssss of this freedom seeking llama while my boss watched on and laughed. Man, these things are heavy and their coats are frigging gross. Feel like I need a shower after pushing on his furry butt.
We got him back in, latched the trunk and then hung his license plate with clear packing tape. What a day.
Both are disgusting..no clue on your local jointMy "meh" applies equally to Krystal AND White Castle, when compared to my local slider joint
And don't even get me started on the fact that the picture wasn't on the Jumbotron@shuke showing up in your twitter feed without food in his mouth is a tremendously disappointing way to start the morning.
You go from who is this attractive young lady..to who's that she's with...to "oh hello shuke"...to WAIT where's the food
thought for sure this was going to be the Joaniechachi band marching out of a porta-potty gif
Hard to say which is uglier, the second half of last night's game or my image in the mirror. I look like nine miles of bad road.
Hair still okay, though?Hard to say which is uglier, the second half of last night's game or my image in the mirror. I look like nine miles of bad road.
I'm sure it was entertaining for those in attendance, but it seems like kind of a naan-event.
It would appear that this comment enraged the gambling gods. I've been getting pounded like Sandra Oh in Sideways ever since.Currently getting paid to get sloshed on fancy drinks at the Cosmopolitan. I'm moving here.
She was a terrible choice for that part.It would appear that this comment enraged the gambling gods. I've been getting pounded like Sandra Oh in Sideways ever since.
it was a terrible movie. what did you expectShe was a terrible choice for that part.
Shut your whore mouth.it was a terrible movie. what did you expect
This makes me very sad.
Buffet shrimp 90% of the time.Somebody getting loaded into an ambulance outside the Golden Nugget. I can only assume they crossed Bob.
Are you sad because the policeman got cited and ticketed?This makes me very sad.