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My buddy is having a roast of himself for his 40th birthday. We're a day out. I think he's starting to realize just how much of a mistake this was.

 
My GB's daughter is graduating from college tomorrow and moving to Portland on Sunday. She grew up in Austin and knows weird when she sees it, but  :oldunsure:

 
best friend from home just sent a link asking to bid collectively with other friends on our mutual good HS friend's painting at auction. 

I knew he was joking, because my heaviest hitting art-collecting client collects our friend... just didn't know how much of a joke it was. estimated price- 13-16m.

I have a doodle of his in my senior yearbook... will probably go kill him, and then look to sell.

eta: also- as happy as I am for the artist friend- he's a genuinely good guy- it still made me a little depressed. that makes me a bad person, right?

 
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El Floppo said:
best friend from home just sent a link asking to bid collectively with other friends on our mutual good HS friend's painting at auction. 

I knew he was joking, because my heaviest hitting art-collecting client collects our friend... just didn't know how much of a joke it was. estimated price- 13-16m.

I have a doodle of his in my senior yearbook... will probably go kill him, and then look to sell.
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:pics: ?

 
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El Floppo said:
best friend from home just sent a link asking to bid collectively with other friends on our mutual good HS friend's painting at auction. 

I knew he was joking, because my heaviest hitting art-collecting client collects our friend... just didn't know how much of a joke it was. estimated price- 13-16m.

I have a doodle of his in my senior yearbook... will probably go kill him, and then look to sell.

eta: also- as happy as I am for the artist friend- he's a genuinely good guy- it still made me a little depressed. that makes me a bad person, right?
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why would that make you a bad person?  you're just having a natural reaction to the fact that life is completely random and unfair, that any meager talents you may have will never make you rich, and that you're going to slave away at your job until your scarf is old and moth-eaten.   

 
-fish- said:
why would that make you a bad person?  you're just having a natural reaction to the fact that life is completely random and unfair, that any meager talents you may have will never make you rich, and that you're going to slave away at your job until your scarf is old and moth-eaten.   
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well, put like that... I'm feeling much better- thanks!

 
My daughter has some gerbils.   At some point, she had a boy and a girl and they bred.   After two rounds of this and not being able to find them homes with people that wanted them as pets instead of snake food, we separated the boys from the girls in separate enclosures.   Now the girls are all displaying aggressive sexual behavior toward each other, but the boys are just lazy.   

 
kevzilla said:
My GB's daughter is graduating from college tomorrow and moving to Portland on Sunday. She grew up in Austin and knows weird when she sees it, but  :oldunsure:
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Hope she's making a good salary because rents here are astronomical and the median home price is like $387K.  It's a huge problem for young folks trying to chase a dream because there aren't a ton of high paying gigs here like there are in Seattle or the Bay Area.  Plus they tax you to death and masturbation levels in public require skill level "vigorous".  Hope she knows all this.

 
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General Malaise said:
Hope she's making a good salary because rents here are astronomical and the median home price is like $387K.  It's a huge problem for young folks trying to chase a dream because there aren't a ton of high paying gigs here like there are in Seattle or the Bay Area.  Plus they tax you to death and masturbation levels in public require skill level "vigorous".  Hope she knows all this.
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22 year old stripper says Portland is awesome and the way they pay out is way better than anywhere else.   She was gone down there for a while and came back driving a Porsche Cayenne.

:careercounselor:

 
-fish- said:
22 year old stripper says Portland is awesome and the way they pay out is way better than anywhere else.   She was gone down there for a while and came back driving a Porsche Cayenne.

:careercounselor:
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Surely a girl who graduated with honors in three years can generate other career paths. NTTAWWT.

 
I meet a lot of strippers, and they always say the same thing: 'I'm paying my way through medical school.' Now, if that's the truth, why is it that you never meet a doctor that used to be a stripper? You'd think they'd be everywhere.

 
RC94 said:
I meet a lot of strippers, and they always say the same thing: 'I'm paying my way through medical school.' Now, if that's the truth, why is it that you never meet a doctor that used to be a stripper? You'd think they'd be everywhere.
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lot of lawyers that were strippers.  actually actually true.

they may just not want to talk about it.

 
-fish- said:
22 year old stripper says Portland is awesome and the way they pay out is way better than anywhere else.   She was gone down there for a while and came back driving a Porsche Cayenne.

:careercounselor:
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Have Seattle clubs gotten any better?  They used to be the worst in the country....no booze, bottoms on, huge cover charges and constant hounding for lap dances.  

Actually the only place worse that I've experienced was in Idaho....girls had to wear bikinis! :lmao:

 
El Floppo said:
best friend from home just sent a link asking to bid collectively with other friends on our mutual good HS friend's painting at auction. 

I knew he was joking, because my heaviest hitting art-collecting client collects our friend... just didn't know how much of a joke it was. estimated price- 13-16m.

I have a doodle of his in my senior yearbook... will probably go kill him, and then look to sell.

eta: also- as happy as I am for the artist friend- he's a genuinely good guy- it still made me a little depressed. that makes me a bad person, right?
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For ONE effing piece?

*Climbs up to roof, ties extension cord around chimney, wraps it around neck, jumps*

Please, at least tell me the artwork is great.  If it's some giant, red, cube that's supposed to symbolize "man's suffering", or something....

 
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My daughter has some gerbils.   At some point, she had a boy and a girl and they bred.   After two rounds of this and not being able to find them homes with people that wanted them as pets instead of snake food, we separated the boys from the girls in separate enclosures.   Now the girls are all displaying aggressive sexual behavior toward each other, but the boys are just lazy.   




 
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Wait until they start eating them.  

 
OrtonToOlsen said:
Just had to make my washing machine my 8itch again.   Motor coupler was compromised like White House sensitive documents.

YouTube and the googles have got to be putting repairmen out of business.  https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8e/30/1c/8e301c9298fd3077b438578651258880.jpg
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See, I think I could consider the gay just for the chance at a husband who can replace our brakes and fix a washing machine.   I had to call a Handyman to connect my dryer to an aluminium vent hose.  If I can successfully replace a light fixture, I'm celebrating that victory with a Heinekin.

 
General Malaise said:
Have Seattle clubs gotten any better?  They used to be the worst in the country....no booze, bottoms on, huge cover charges and constant hounding for lap dances.  

Actually the only place worse that I've experienced was in Idaho....girls had to wear bikinis! :lmao:
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Full nude with no booze.  However, the right places take advantage of a technicality and you can walk through a door into an "unrelated" drinking establishment, with or without a stripper in tow.  In one direction, drinks can't pass the doorway; in the other, naked chicks can't.   If you can get over this weird version of Narnia, things are ok.

If you go to a VIP area, the strippers will bring a bottle in, as long as nobody talks about it.   

 
General Malaise said:
See, I think I could consider the gay just for the chance at a husband who can replace our brakes and fix a washing machine.   I had to call a Handyman to connect my dryer to an aluminium vent hose.  If I can successfully replace a light fixture, I'm celebrating that victory with a Heinekin.
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I was never all that "handy". My dad did some stuff like basic home repairs, putting storage sheds together, etc.  No car repairs though.

But he was an insurance agent.  He subscribed to the principle of "is it worth my time or is paying someone else smarter".  I would help but wouldn't pay attention.   Wish I had.

Last time I had a repair person at my house was to rotorooter the line to the sewer because it is not accessible without pro equipment.  

Of course my entire house could fall down next week.  

 
-fish- said:
Full nude with no booze.  However, the right places take advantage of a technicality and you can walk through a door into an "unrelated" drinking establishment, with or without a stripper in tow.  In one direction, drinks can't pass the doorway; in the other, naked chicks can't.   If you can get over this weird version of Narnia, things are ok.

If you go to a VIP area, the strippers will bring a bottle in, as long as nobody talks about it.   
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Man, I will never look at Mr. Tumnus the same again.

 
-fish- said:
Full nude with no booze.  However, the right places take advantage of a technicality and you can walk through a door into an "unrelated" drinking establishment, with or without a stripper in tow.  In one direction, drinks can't pass the doorway; in the other, naked chicks can't.   If you can get over this weird version of Narnia, things are ok.

If you go to a VIP area, the strippers will bring a bottle in, as long as nobody talks about it.   
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:lmao:

 
General Malaise said:
Have Seattle clubs gotten any better?  They used to be the worst in the country....no booze, bottoms on, huge cover charges and constant hounding for lap dances.  

Actually the only place worse that I've experienced was in Idaho....girls had to wear bikinis! :lmao:
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I have only been to one in the last 25 years. It was pretty bad. Two drink minimum and the "drinks" are usually flat Coke products for $6 each.

I did get to see the semi-hot chick that my psycho ex- had a tryst with do an amateur night strip show though.

 
OrtonToOlsen said:
I was never all that "handy". My dad did some stuff like basic home repairs, putting storage sheds together, etc.  No car repairs though.

But he was an insurance agent.  He subscribed to the principle of "is it worth my time or is paying someone else smarter".  I would help but wouldn't pay attention.   Wish I had.

Last time I had a repair person at my house was to rotorooter the line to the sewer because it is not accessible without pro equipment.  

Of course my entire house could fall down next week.  
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I find it hard to fathom that anyone knew how to fix anything before the internet.

 
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