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5-ish Finkle said:
Money'd be good, if they just have any lying around.  Perhaps a high paying, telecommuting gig?  I'm not picky.  Thanks in advance!
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Currently chatting in a bar with a number of locals who believe Chemtrails are killing us. Will bring up when appropriate (Kevin lives in his truck but will be leaving soon.)

 
Henry Ford said:
Currently chatting in a bar with a number of locals who believe Chemtrails are killing us. Will bring up when appropriate (Kevin lives in his truck but will be leaving soon.)
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Hey, if Kevin (I'm sure that's his real name) is willing to pay me enough I can "do research on those chemtrails" for him from my office here, no problem.  Assume all that'd be necessary would be to shoot over a few links to articles from InfoWars/etc a few times a week and I'd be set.

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Hey, if Kevin (I'm sure that's his real name) is willing to pay me enough I can "do research on those chemtrails" for him from my office here, no problem.  Assume all I'd need to do is shoot over a few links to articles from InfoWars/etc a few times a week and I'd be set.
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Honestly, I believe he's currently worried that the government may start getting involved with his welfare. He'll get back to chemtrails later. 

 
Henry Ford said:
Honestly, I believe he's currently worried that the government may start getting involved with his welfare. He'll get back to chemtrails later. 
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Welfare, chemtrails, aliens talking to him via his mercury fillings, not a big deal.  I can "track down the perps" for all of those things for him. I'm a multi-tasker.

 
Henry Ford said:
He apparently used to work for Raytheon, so he has a lot of pull here. 
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Hah! Of course he did.  

Well, I'm more than happy to entertain selling out for some defense contracts, at this point. Seems likely to remain a pretty safe vertical (sadly).  They even have a local chapter here, IIRC.  Get "Kevin" on it!

 
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5-ish Finkle said:
Hah! Of course he did.  

Well, I'm more than happy to entertain selling out for some defense contracts, at this point. Seems likely to remain a pretty safe vertical (sadly).  They even have a local chapter here, IIRC.  Get "Kevin" on it!
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Kevin couldn't do it anymore.  That's why he now lives in his truck. 

 
Looks like I missed gin chat 

Anyway big fan.  Gin and squirt is a nice refreshing summer drink.  Used go do a lot of gin and tonics for awhile too but got kind of burnt out on tonic.  Will do the occasional gin and soda still

Anyway I've got a nice cocktail book (Death and Company) and gin makes a great base for a lot of cocktails.   Little more bite than vodka and I've got a lot of people that "don't like gin" tell me they love these cocktails

Also Shorts has a Melt My Brain beer that's basically a gin beer

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Welfare, chemtrails, aliens talking to him via his mercury fillings, not a big deal.  I can "track down the perps" for all of those things for him. I'm a multi-tasker.
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I heard Kyrie Irving, despite his Duke degree, is a bonafide flat earther 

 
kevzilla said:
Sitting in a minor emergency center with my bipolar friend, though I doubt they can do much about her neuropathic pain. She called at 7:45, waking me from a dead sleep. No idea when I get my day back. FML.
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you're a good man, and a good friend. 

I am not, and would never do that.

 
Dan Lambskin said:
Looks like I missed gin chat 

Anyway big fan.  Gin and squirt is a nice refreshing summer drink.  Used go do a lot of gin and tonics for awhile too but got kind of burnt out on tonic.  Will do the occasional gin and soda still

Anyway I've got a nice cocktail book (Death and Company) and gin makes a great base for a lot of cocktails.   Little more bite than vodka and I've got a lot of people that "don't like gin" tell me they love these cocktails

Also Shorts has a Melt My Brain beer that's basically a gin beer
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oh- death and co are up the street from us. haven't been there in years, because... I'm lame and old. ####### kids.

 
if things have gone unfixed for.... let's just throw out a number... 5 years, and you finally hire a handyman who says "i can knock all that out in one day" don't spend the day before that day scrambling around the house trying to partially fix everything.  

maybe i'm simple but i never understood hiring a maid or cleaning service and then doing their work for them

 
we had a small reunion today for floppinho's 4yo pre-k class- pretty special group of kids and parents who all bonded heavily over the kids' 3 years together in preschool. reunion was at a local east village playground; seven families showed- some of whom haven't seen each other in a few years. 

small, quiet playground. only 2 other kids there- roughly the same age as floppinho and his classmates (9/10). they're there unsupervised- no adults around- throwing a frisbee back and forth. 

at a point when the adults are all congregated and catching up- the frisbee hits one of the moms. we throw it back. it continues. rather than playing in any other part of the playground where nobody else is- they set up next to us and are now trying to hit us... .which they do repeatedly.

*** what do you do? 

 
mr. furley said:
if things have gone unfixed for.... let's just throw out a number... 5 years, and you finally hire a handyman who says "i can knock all that out in one day" don't spend the day before that day scrambling around the house trying to partially fix everything.  

maybe i'm simple but i never understood hiring a maid or cleaning service and then doing their work for them
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the maid thing- I always try to tidy up so they can get to everything that needs actual cleaning without having to navigate our stuff. but I'm not tidying AND cleaning. 

handyman... if I'm hiring somebody- I'm getting my money's worth.

 
El Floppo said:
we had a small reunion today for floppinho's 4yo pre-k class- pretty special group of kids and parents who all bonded heavily over the kids' 3 years together in preschool. reunion was at a local east village playground; seven families showed- some of whom haven't seen each other in a few years. 

small, quiet playground. only 2 other kids there- roughly the same age as floppinho and his classmates (9/10). they're there unsupervised- no adults around- throwing a frisbee back and forth. 

at a point when the adults are all congregated and catching up- the frisbee hits one of the moms. we throw it back. it continues. rather than playing in any other part of the playground where nobody else is- they set up next to us and are now trying to hit us... .which they do repeatedly.

*** what do you do? 
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X-step with no run-up and then throw it RHBH with some hyzer (since it is probably understable) about 200 feet over the nearest fence.

 
hipplong

along with the **what do you do** post above, question for the portlanders and people of sense in general... there are protests in portland regarding the ####brain **** who stabbed people because they defended his angry harangue of two muslim girls. because? is this people who are for stabbings? against? I see there's some component of free speech thrown in the mix... free to be an ####### to muslims, or free to say I'm going to stab you and then stab you?

 
Henry Ford said:
Currently chatting in a bar with a number of locals who believe Chemtrails are killing us. Will bring up when appropriate (Kevin lives in his truck but will be leaving soon.)
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I had an amazing day a year or so ago in the middle of an antivax/chemtrail-believer protest. 

 
Tecumseh said:
Henry Ford said:
Currently chatting in a bar with a number of locals who believe Chemtrails are killing us. Will bring up when appropriate (Kevin lives in his truck but will be leaving soon.)
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I had an amazing day a year or so ago in the middle of an antivax/chemtrail-believer protest. 
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this is my brother in law. 

we let him share our netflix and amazon accounts... we have a bunch of bigfoot and ufo stuff on our "my playlist" sections.

 
My ex-girlfriend is what's wrong with America.  There is no middle ground with her.  She either doesn't care at all or she cares 100 and crazy percent.

 
El Floppo said:
hipplong

along with the **what do you do** post above, question for the portlanders and people of sense in general... there are protests in portland regarding the ####brain **** who stabbed people because they defended his angry harangue of two muslim girls. because? is this people who are for stabbings? against? I see there's some component of free speech thrown in the mix... free to be an ####### to muslims, or free to say I'm going to stab you and then stab you?
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genereally pro-stabbing here. sometimes it sends the right message

 
just ran half a block, carrying my 6 year old, shouting at the ice cream man like a crazy person

i just finished dinner, too. almost puked.

worth it

 
El Floppo said:
oh- death and co are up the street from us. haven't been there in years, because... I'm lame and old. ####### kids.
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Thats why they invented drinking at home.   Also gonna looks trough to  book to see if they mention any scarf wearing architects

El Floppo said:
we had a small reunion today for floppinho's 4yo pre-k class- pretty special group of kids and parents who all bonded heavily over the kids' 3 years together in preschool. reunion was at a local east village playground; seven families showed- some of whom haven't seen each other in a few years. 

small, quiet playground. only 2 other kids there- roughly the same age as floppinho and his classmates (9/10). they're there unsupervised- no adults around- throwing a frisbee back and forth. 

at a point when the adults are all congregated and catching up- the frisbee hits one of the moms. we throw it back. it continues. rather than playing in any other part of the playground where nobody else is- they set up next to us and are now trying to hit us... .which they do repeatedly.

*** what do you do? 
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Chuck it as far as I could or toss it in a trash can

 
El Floppo said:
we had a small reunion today for floppinho's 4yo pre-k class- pretty special group of kids and parents who all bonded heavily over the kids' 3 years together in preschool. reunion was at a local east village playground; seven families showed- some of whom haven't seen each other in a few years. 

small, quiet playground. only 2 other kids there- roughly the same age as floppinho and his classmates (9/10). they're there unsupervised- no adults around- throwing a frisbee back and forth. 

at a point when the adults are all congregated and catching up- the frisbee hits one of the moms. we throw it back. it continues. rather than playing in any other part of the playground where nobody else is- they set up next to us and are now trying to hit us... .which they do repeatedly.

*** what do you do? 
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a couple of Peyton Manning button hooks.

 
El Floppo said:
we had a small reunion today for floppinho's 4yo pre-k class- pretty special group of kids and parents who all bonded heavily over the kids' 3 years together in preschool. reunion was at a local east village playground; seven families showed- some of whom haven't seen each other in a few years. 

small, quiet playground. only 2 other kids there- roughly the same age as floppinho and his classmates (9/10). they're there unsupervised- no adults around- throwing a frisbee back and forth. 

at a point when the adults are all congregated and catching up- the frisbee hits one of the moms. we throw it back. it continues. rather than playing in any other part of the playground where nobody else is- they set up next to us and are now trying to hit us... .which they do repeatedly.

*** what do you do? 
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I'm not particularly alpha and I would have broken it and thrown it into the trash by the second time it came into our group.

 
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