GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

[El Floppo]

Look at my sausage! ... Now eat it.

-restaurant name

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I missed that you were going to it-lee. where are you?

Amalfi. Positano today. The aperol spritzer is ficking delicious

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Wouldn't have happened if you were using chopsticks.

Still awaiting the challenge acceptance.  Chicken? 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Watch a video of him deboning a chicken.  It will change your life.

And the correct way to crack an egg

 

[DA RAIDERS]

PSA for Seattle-area people:  Mr krista has decided his dream is to open a sausage-y restaurant ala Hot Doug's in Chicago (RIP) or Munchen Haus in Leavenworth.  Please be prepared to be sausage-tasting (  ) guinea pigs for the foreseeable future.

Get out!!  Us too!  Something like the Wurstkuche in downtown LA.  

 

[DA RAIDERS]

 

[Ignoramus]

I always giggle when I see these because I think of Marion Barry.

Same 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Neat bored  more aperol is in my immediate future.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

These farging eye talians are serving me my aperol drink with 2 full size straws, inviting me to dome them ala a mind eraser. I am resisting so far. 

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

These farging eye talians are serving me my aperol drink with 2 full size straws, inviting me to dome them ala a mind eraser. I am resisting so far. 

Bastardo ubriaco

 

[the rover]

House was a little outdated, but it had an audio system

 

[Dan Lambskin]

House was a little outdated, but it had an audio system

Good bet they were swingers 

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Forgot to mention the fireworks this morning at 7:30am.   Wut?

There are some going off right now as well, but it's actually dark out now.  

 

[the rover]

Good bet they were swingers 

This town is full of swingers.  There are actual key parties here.

 

[Henry Ford]

This is a good example of the kind of person who should hide in a city, and not a rural town known for its strawberry festival. How does the guy in that picture think he can stay incognito in Ponchatoula, Louisiana?

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2017/07/escapee_from.html#incart_river_mobile_home

 

[5-ish Finkle]

This town is full of swingers.  There are actual key parties here.

In k4's neck of the woods I think that demo calls it "playing post office."

 

[the rover]

This is a good example of the kind of person who should hide in a city, and not a rural town known for its strawberry festival. How does the guy in that picture think he can stay incognito in Ponchatoula, Louisiana?

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2017/07/escapee_from.html#incart_river_mobile_home

Should just become a juggalo if he isn't already

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Should just become a juggalo if he isn't already

Only thing missing is the Faygo logo tatted across his forehead.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Sausage?

I'm known in Louisville locals as...

...Mr. Sausage!

Keep me linked K4! 

I LOVE sausages. 

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I don't think it's supposed to be explained...Maybe you're just supposed to experience it. Because when you look at it, you're to feel something, right? It's like looking into something very deep. You could fall in.

That dog might be trippin balls. 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

I LOVE sausages. 

EXCELLENT!

Let's have a party! 

Errr....

 

[cosjobs]

I've been thinking of opening a sausage making business, to wholesale to local restaurants. 

Considered a restaurant, but can't get my head around all the management of it, at this point of my life. Maybe  a food truck in the parking lot or something

 

[cosjobs]

That dog might be trippin balls. 

Stoner poodle stares like that sometimes, ever since he got Malaised. Never a a picture tho. Sometime a chair or a bare wall or just into space. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Should just become a juggalo if he isn't already

I'm not sure they'd accept him.  Which is saying something.  

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Happy birthday, @cosjobs !

 

[cosjobs]

Happy birthday, @cosjobs !

Thanks gb. Wife's mom broke her hip and wife flew to Kansas last night. So I'm just having a lazy day, doing nothing.Might go out to dinner later, but a birthday meal alone on a  Saturday night seems a bit depressing. too awesome.

 

[Osaurus]

Going the gym and coming home after to drink.  

 

[El Floppo]

Thanks gb. Wife's mom broke her hip and wife flew to Kansas last night. So I'm just having a lazy day, doing nothing.Might go out to dinner later, but a birthday meal alone on a  Saturday night seems a bit depressing.

I honestly read that paragraph assuming the last word would be awesome.

Happy bidet, Cos. The world is your oyster tonight... Have fun

 

[Henry Ford]

Happy birthday, @cosjobs !

Congrats for sure! And very cool that you share a birthday with @krista4

 

[Henry Ford]

Thanks gb. Wife's mom broke her hip and wife flew to Kansas last night. So I'm just having a lazy day, doing nothing.Might go out to dinner later, but a birthday meal alone on a  Saturday night seems a bit depressing.

Cos.  This situation screams "steak dinner at a strip club."

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Has Binky posted lately? I haven't been around much myself, but I don't recall having seen him here recently.

 

[cosjobs]

Congrats for sure! And very cool that you share a birthday with @krista4

I hate strip clubs. Getting sexually aroused with a bunch of guys looking at a woman you can't touch 30 ft. away...

Decided to thaw some shrimp and make my favorite meal- fried shrimp. Went to thaw them out and they were freezer burned. ugh.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I vote for your world-class migas as Option #2

 

[cosjobs]

My birthday wish would be if Joe disabled the mark forum as read function. Who the hell needs that? And why disguise it as the go to first unread post function?

 

[cosjobs]

I vote for your world-class migas as Option #2

Found a new TexMex restaurant that make the best migas ever. I've had them 3x this week

 

[cosjobs]

I got in a couple jars of bleu cheese stuffed olives from Amazon, so dirty martinis are definitely on my menu tonight

 

[Henry Ford]

I hate strip clubs. Getting sexually aroused with a bunch of guys looking at a woman you can't touch 30 ft. away...

Decided to thaw some shrimp and make my favorite meal- fried shrimp. Went to thaw them out and they were freezer burned. ugh.

Oh. Is that how strip clubs work around you? 

 

[Ignoramus]

Oh. Is that how strip clubs work around you? 

Ever since the restraining order went into effect, it is.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I got in a couple jars of bleu cheese stuffed olives from Amazon, so dirty martinis are definitely on my menu tonight

Sounds like you're ruining some good booze with a salad.

 

[cosjobs]

Sounds like you're ruining some good booze with a salad.

Gun to your head, do your drink a dirty martini with olives OR eat a fried shrimp?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Gun to your head, do your drink a dirty martini with olives OR eat a fried shrimp?

Is this a joke? Booze with olives vs ocean bugs?

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Cos.  This situation screams "steak dinner at a strip club."

Which in turn screams "Steak 'n Pubes."

 

[Henry Ford]

Which in turn screams "Steak 'n Pubes."

Steak and Shake seems to write itself.  

What kind of strip clubs do you people go to? You're 30 feet away and they have pubes?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Steak and Shake seems to write itself.  

What kind of strip clubs do you people go to? You're 30 feet away and they have pubes?

Sounds more like a zoo.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I got in a couple jars of bleu cheese stuffed olives from Amazon, so dirty martinis are definitely on my menu tonight

Good god do I love a blue cheese stuffed olive and a couple of fingers of Vodka. Grocery chain around here (Mariano's) has an olive bar at each location. I can't explain how good the blue cheese stuffed one are. No idea where they get them from, they're probably out of some labelless jar, but each time I take a bite out of one, I pause and revel in it. 

 

[Homer J Simpson]

lol pubes at a strip club

 

[Limp Ditka]

FIL sent a jar home with Mrs Limp a while back and they were in an oil instead of a brine. Tasted Ok on their own, but the oil didn't really work with the vodka. Really needs to be in a brine 

 

[Limp Ditka]

lol pubes at a strip club

Even the needs of the Christo's of the world need to be catered too

 

[badmojo1006]

I got in a couple jars of bleu cheese stuffed olives from Amazon, so dirty martinis are definitely on my menu tonight

 

[badmojo1006]

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