GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

[OrtonToOlsen]

Who has to change the tire when the Mystery Machine gets a flat?

Spoiler

Scooby do

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

it's bizarre and a little frightening to listen to serious (fake) wrestling fan talk about wrestling 

My kid sometimes co-hosts a WWE discussion web-cast.  It is hilarious.  

and a bit sad

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Why are they even making these in small?

https://www.thanksgivingdinnerpants.com/

Joey did this on "Friends" over 20 years ago.  He wore Phoebe's maternity pants.

 

[Osaurus]

It’s real to me?

 

[mr. furley]

My kid sometimes co-hosts a WWE discussion web-cast.  It is hilarious.  

and a bit sad

you know how i know you're a bad parent?

because you haven't gone off the top rope on your kid when he's doing the podcast

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

you know how i know you're a bad parent?

because you haven't gone off the top rope on your kid when he's doing the podcast

I troll him by leaving the same comment every time he's on the show.

WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE SURVIVOR SERIES?!?

It's an old inside joke.

 

[Limp Ditka]

it's bizarre and a little frightening to listen to serious (fake) wrestling fan talk about wrestling 

If you're of legal drinking age, and regularly posting in the professional wrestling thread, I'm going to assume you suffer from some form of Peter Pan Syndrome.

 

[cosjobs]

My kid sometimes co-hosts a WWE discussion web-cast.  It is hilarious.  

and a bit sad

You must be so proud

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Warning: severe dust ahead

 

[ScottNorwood]

Tanner, will you adopt me?

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Tanner, will you adopt me?

Do I look like GM?

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Why are they even making these in small?

https://www.thanksgivingdinnerpants.com/

Looks like @General Malaise Corn Dog Eatin Pants(tm)

 

[Dan Lambskin]

apparently EA made people mad when they required people to pay to unlock characters in their Star Wars game - https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/

I believe EA's response is the most down voted reply in Reddit history 

I actually play the Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes Mobile game and frequent the reddit sub so I'm pretty familiar with nerd rage.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

I hope furley isn't the next one to go on an armed rampage. I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE????

I really can't.  A video might help though.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

I believe EA's response is the most down voted reply in Reddit history 

I think it is.  But it still isn't as good as geraffes are so dumb

 

[tommyboy]

it's bizarre and a little frightening to listen to serious (fake) wrestling fan talk about wrestling 

https://youtu.be/BvTNyKIGXiI

 

[Ignoramus]

I will trade you 4, 7, and 9 year old girls.

JFC

 

[Ignoramus]

Warning: severe dust ahead

In the future you need to warn us about the portrait mode.

 

[shuke]

Why are they even making these in small?

https://www.thanksgivingdinnerpants.com/

Hot

 

[mr. furley]

https://youtu.be/BvTNyKIGXiI

"take it easy, man"

 

[Dan Lambskin]

So I just flew into Knoxville for a 2 day conference that doesn't start until Wednesday

So not only do I have to scramble to catch a later flight home on Thursday so I can catch most of the 2nd day of the conference, I'm also missing 2 important meetings tomorrow because I was supposed to be in the conference.   It's video conference and I'm not sure if there's any way to call in externally 

Can't wait to look like a complete ###### to my new boss (oh and one the meetings I'm missing is an executive overview of my department)

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

So I just flew into Knoxville for a 2 day conference that doesn't start until Wednesday

So not only do I have to scramble to catch a later flight home on Thursday so I can catch most of the 2nd day of the conference, I'm also missing 2 important meetings tomorrow because I was supposed to be in the conference.   It's video conference and I'm not sure if there's any way to call in externally 

Can't wait to look like a complete ###### to my new boss (oh and one the meetings I'm missing is an executive overview of my department)

As my dad would say "what was 2nd prize? TWO trips to Knoxville?"

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

BTFU, stranger.

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

Ignore.  Just using this as a placeholder. KEY WORDS: STAN RIZZO LOU AVERY SCOUT'S HONOR

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_n5g2tybzf11qfk4jio2_500.gif?w=650

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/tumblr_n5g2tybzf11qfk4jio1_500.gif?w=650&h=289

http://media.vanityfair.com/photos/5558d1adb80bcc99383a7a0b/master/w_690,c_limit/mm-roger-sterling-finale.gif

 

[Epic Problem]

So I just flew into Knoxville for a 2 day conference that doesn't start until Wednesday

So not only do I have to scramble to catch a later flight home on Thursday so I can catch most of the 2nd day of the conference, I'm also missing 2 important meetings tomorrow because I was supposed to be in the conference.   It's video conference and I'm not sure if there's any way to call in externally 

Can't wait to look like a complete ###### to my new boss (oh and one the meetings I'm missing is an executive overview of my department)

My parents lived in knoxville for a while. You have my sympathy

 

[Binky The Doormat]

As my dad would say "what was 2nd prize? TWO trips to Knoxville?"

Chamber of Commerce greeting committee.

 

[Hawks64]

BTFU, stranger.

@shuke ???

 

[shuke]

@shuke ???

What?

@Hawks64 ???

 

[Hawks64]

What?

@Hawks64 ???

Thought it was you that only would be FB buddies with people you cornhole with or do I have you confused with someone else?

 

[shuke]

Thought it was you that only would be FB buddies with people you cornhole with or do I have you confused with someone else?

You are correct. Few exceptions. 

 

[Hawks64]

You are correct. Few exceptions. 

So it was someone channeling their inner-shuke

 

[mr roboto]

JFC

9,7,1 here. 

 

[krista4]

9,7,1 here. 

It's horribly, horribly sad that I read this initially as a "who's hottest" ranking and looked to prior posts in the thread to see where the picture was.

 

[Zow]

It's horribly, horribly sad that I read this initially as a "who's hottest" ranking and looked to prior posts in the thread to see where the picture was.

I just did the exact same thing.

 

[cosjobs]

City wants to buy my house.

I love my house.

Extremely curious as to their offer. One number would be a firm no, the other end a firm yes. The agonizing part will be the inevitable number in the middle.

They have decided their best flood plan is to buy out all the houses that have flooded. 

I hear they are being fairly generous, but damn, I sure do love my house

 

[mr roboto]

It's horribly, horribly sad that I read this initially as a "who's hottest" ranking and looked to prior posts in the thread to see where the picture was.

but probably the 7 year old when all is said and done to be honest. 

 

[Osaurus]

City wants to buy my house.

I love my house.

Extremely curious as to their offer. One number would be a firm no, the other end a firm yes. The agonizing part will be the inevitable number in the middle.

They have decided their best flood plan is to buy out all the houses that have flooded. 

I hear they are being fairly generous, but damn, I sure do love my house

This is the new initiative from FEMA in TX.  It’s cheaper for them long term as multi-claim residence frequency has significantly increased.  If it’s a good deal for you, go for it.  An offer from them will probably not come again.  Seeing lots of this in Harris County right now.

 

[jhib]

Speaking of Facebook, my son's percussion instructor has the same name as the Texas church shooter, just without the 2nd 'e' in his last name. 

He told my son he got over 300 fb messages telling him what a horrible person he is. Wonder how many more he would have gotten if the guy hadn't already been dead. 

 

[tommyboy]

9,7,1 here. 

15, 13, 8 here. I will gladly trade all of you

 

[boilerdave]

I think it is.  But it still isn't as good as geraffes are so dumb

And selfish....

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=wBgLWtywFeaN0wLu3IH4DQ&q=barney+fife+giraffes+are+selfish&oq=barney+fife+gir&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.4.0l5.2807.13517.0.15852.16.16.0.10.10.0.251.3041.0j7j8.16.0....0...1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.15.1424.0..5j46j0i131k1j0i46k1.168.XuSrpnZG9_c

 

[mr. furley]

You are correct. Few exceptions. 

@Hawks64 i've been FB ignored by @shuke for like 7 years now

 

[5-ish Finkle]

As my dad would say "what was 2nd prize? TWO trips to Knoxville?"

"On the plus side, I DID knock over the Sun Sphere."

 

[OrtonToOlsen]

City wants to buy my house.

I love my house.

Extremely curious as to their offer. One number would be a firm no, the other end a firm yes. The agonizing part will be the inevitable number in the middle.

They have decided their best flood plan is to buy out all the houses that have flooded. 

I hear they are being fairly generous, but damn, I sure do love my house

The city has the right to buy your house and give it to a rapper. 

It falls under Eminem domain.

 

[kevzilla]

The city has the right to buy your house and give it to a rapper. 

It falls under Eminem domain.

You should lose yourself.

 

[El Floppo]

I just got laid off. 

fml.

 

[Osaurus]

I just got laid off. 

fml.

Sorry to hear that @El Floppo 

 

[kevzilla]

Who lays people off on a Tuesday? Sorry, flop.

 

[eoMMan]

Damn, sorry to hear, Flop.

Keep your head up, hug your wife and kids...sun will be up tomorrow.  

 

[RC94]

I just got laid off. 

fml.

Sorry to hear that.  PM sent.

 

[eoMMan]

I'm at Twin Peaks for a late supper. There is an ATM next door and a jiggle joint down the way. Bad decisions in 3...2...1....

Update?