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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (11 Viewers)

WWYD

So my boss, who also processes payroll, must have ####ed up and didn't account for the Thanksgiving holiday. As a result, my pay along with another coworker hit out respective accounts this morning instead of Friday morning. I'm rich like most FBGS so it didn't affect my finances (plenty in checking and savings...not paycheck to paycheck) but I'm more upset at the principle. It shouldn't matter if I had $2 or $2 million in my account.  This happened a little while back too.

WWYD?

Just let it go?

Call her out and say she ####ed up?

(Note, if this was a separate payroll/hr department, I would have no problem asking what happened).

 
Exit 1 said:
WWYD

So my boss, who also processes payroll, must have ####ed up and didn't account for the Thanksgiving holiday. As a result, my pay along with another coworker hit out respective accounts this morning instead of Friday morning. I'm rich like most FBGS so it didn't affect my finances (plenty in checking and savings...not paycheck to paycheck) but I'm more upset at the principle. It shouldn't matter if I had $2 or $2 million in my account.  This happened a little while back too.

WWYD?

Just let it go?

Call her out and say she ####ed up?

(Note, if this was a separate payroll/hr department, I would have no problem asking what happened).
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I'd sleep with her spouse.

 
That Bob pool this week is real clusterpoop at the top, aye?

I might need to change my pick to Houston with an over under of 65.  :ph34r:

 
i wanted answers

then i kept reading and found the answer. and that's when i found out that like, bro, totally, anyone who isn't a cripple could do it if they could get off the internet and out of their mom's basement.

and that's when i realized i wished there was still some mystery in the world instead of all the magic being snuffed out by angry 13 year olds on the internet

 
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mr. furley said:
i wanted answers

then i kept reading and found the answer. and that's when i found out that like, bro, totally, anyone who isn't a cripple could do it if they could get off the internet and out of their mom's basement.

and that's when i realized i wished there was still some mystery in the world instead of all the magic being snuffed out by angry 13 year olds on the internet
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do what now

 
mr. furley said:
i wanted answers

then i kept reading and found the answer. and that's when i found out that like, bro, totally, anyone who isn't a cripple could do it if they could get off the internet and out of their mom's basement.

and that's when i realized i wished there was still some mystery in the world instead of all the magic being snuffed out by angry 13 year olds on the internet
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I've watched it 20 times and don't have a clue.  Answer to what?  

 
5-ish Finkle said:
Leave Furls alone, man.  After last night's GB loss I can only imagine(seewhatIdidthere?) the horrors that he's having to deal with from ?!?!?!!?....not that we'll ever get to see it, or anything.
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if %$%@&$%!$ is good at anything, it's setting up every conversation to work in as many references as possible

it's like a really bad punchline rapper took up residence in my office. he's just firing off reference after reference after reference.

 
Bucky86 said:
Two all day lessons and I still suck at skiing. :kicksrock:  
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I think skiing is something you need to learn how to do when you're little and too young to know that going really fast down a mountain on waxed wood isn't generally good for the body when something goes wrong.  Falling at 4 is a lot different than falling at 40.

 
"An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super #####!" The old man says "I'll have the soup." 

 
GM met his match in virulence.

Pan Pan saved his species by being really, really, ridiculously good at sex. Before Pan Pan, experts thought that building up a stable population of captive pandas was going to require extensive use of artificial insemination. Pan Pan not only led the way on reproducing in captivity, he taught us that pandas were perfectly capable of doing it for themselves — and they’re now increasingly allowed to do so. Scientists say giant pandas represent, hands down, the most successful captive animal breeding program humans have ever embarked on, and, partly, we have Pan Pan to thank. He was a big, fluffy stud muffin, and he was beloved. “It sounds kind of weird,” Wille said of their first meeting in 2012. “Most people want to meet rock stars or movie stars. I wanted to meet Pan Pan. He was a legend.”
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The entire story is cool...come for the hot panda sex, stay for the feel good story of humans doing good.

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-complicated-legacy-of-a-panda-who-was-really-good-at-sex/

 
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