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My wife is facing a major revolt tonight. Seems the kids are smart enough to tell the difference between chicken nuggets and vegan soy nuggets. I had to leave her at the table to fend for herself.

 
When I was in college and trying to decide what I wanted to major in, one thing I considered was the medical school track.  If I had become a doctor, I was planning on changing my last name to Acula.

 
RC94 said:
When I was in college and trying to decide what I wanted to major in, one thing I considered was the medical school track.  If I had become a doctor, I was planning on changing my last name to Acula.
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Might have saved you a few hundred the other day when you attempted to self-decapitate

 
apparently wondering aloud why someone would buy 3 different size bags of dog food (all the same brand), rip one open and put it in a small container, put the middle sized one, sealed, inside the larger container... while leaving the 3rd & largest bag sitting next to the dog dish is stupid.

:shrug:  

 
I'm completely unmotivated at work right now.  Had a couple interviews yesterday, I think they both went well, hopefully hear something back on one of them early January, the other one apparently they had already filled the position but think theyll be getting an additional rec beginning of 2018

First one seems like a great opportunity, but get the impression it's not for slackers 

 
heckmanm said:
Never saw them live, but I remember a bad movie called "PCU" (as in "PC" university; I can only assume I was strapped to a chair Alex DeLarge-style) where at one point, a character walks into a campus house party and George Clinton is playing live.  I don't recall whether P and or Funk were also there, but I do remember thinking how freaking COOL it would be to show up at that party.
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My wife's best friend was in that. I know I've seen at least parts of it because of that, but no memory of Clinton live.

 
Ok. Are you happy FBG website? I posted that post that you won't remove from my reply box. I even left it there this time without deleting it like I've been doing all week. Can we be done with that now?

 
Did Tracey really drop out of school to care for her father? So that's it then? She's supposed to risk her future because her father was a drunk? #### that. And what kind of fast car are we talking about here? Was it a souped up Honda Civic with NOS?

 
They recently finished a remodel of the restrooms on my floor at work - almost 4 months of having to go to a different floor.

One of the changes that they made to the men's room was to relocate the door from the middle of the long side around the corner to the short wall of the room.  As a result, when you open the door now, there's a clear view of the row of urinals.  So they have "out of service" signs on all of them until (I assume) someone figures out what to do about it.

4 months of construction, no doubt preceded by a couple of months of planning, and nobody said "hey guise, won't you be able to see the pissers from the hallway now?"

 
heckmanm said:
They recently finished a remodel of the restrooms on my floor at work - almost 4 months of having to go to a different floor.

One of the changes that they made to the men's room was to relocate the door from the middle of the long side around the corner to the short wall of the room.  As a result, when you open the door now, there's a clear view of the row of urinals.  So they have "out of service" signs on all of them until (I assume) someone figures out what to do about it.

4 months of construction, no doubt preceded by a couple of months of planning, and nobody said "hey guise, won't you be able to see the pissers from the hallway now?"
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Someone has stagefright

 
heckmanm said:
Never saw them live, but I remember a bad movie called "PCU" (as in "PC" university; I can only assume I was strapped to a chair Alex DeLarge-style) where at one point, a character walks into a campus house party and George Clinton is playing live.  I don't recall whether P and or Funk were also there, but I do remember thinking how freaking COOL it would be to show up at that party.
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How dare you?

"Can you blow me where the pampers is?"

 
After today,  I go from once a week in the office to once a month. I'll no longer participate in things like today's potluck lunch, which will probably save me ten pounds in 2018 alone.  :porked:

 
I consider myself a Star wars geek but I feel outmatched whenever I venture into Last Jedi thread. Those people take this #### very serious

 
mr. furley said:
apparently wondering aloud why someone would buy 3 different size bags of dog food (all the same brand), rip one open and put it in a small container, put the middle sized one, sealed, inside the larger container... while leaving the 3rd & largest bag sitting next to the dog dish is stupid.

:shrug:  
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I don't even know what you're saying here.  Could you draw a graph or picture or something?  This is when we really need @Notorious T.R.E., who was masterful at the drawin'.

 
Found out last night one of my childhood friends took his own life.  Haven't talked to him in probably 20 years, so not completely broken up, but still sucks.  Lost his brother in high school to AIDS (got from a blood transfusion when he was a kid). That was a real gut punch as an early teen when one of your best friends tells you he only has a few years left to live

 
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