GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (19 Viewers)

[mr roboto]

I hung a towel bar in our bathroom without even bothering with locating studs.  I had a feeling it would serve as a monkey bar for two curious monkey like boys.  I was right.  Thing lasted about a week and a half and now I've just got holes in our wall and have to hang my towel over the shower door like a frat kid.

Drywall anchors are useless for towel bars (esp with kiddos around). 

 

[mr roboto]

Who the #### gives a towel bar as a Christmas gift?

I gave my mother a shower curtain rod (the round ones) for her birthday once. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Drywall anchors are useless for towel bars (esp with kiddos around). 

Rover has the kind of anchor he needs for those boys

 

[mr roboto]

Re:template @mr. furley just put the towel bar together then place on top of a piece of cardboard and poke hold through the screw holes and through the cardboard. Now you have a template. 

Wrap up the template and give it to your wife as a late Christmas present. 

Film it. 

 

[El Floppo]

Re:template @mr. furley just put the towel bar together then place on top of a piece of cardboard and poke hold through the screw holes and through the cardboard. Now you have a template. 

Wrap up the template and give it to your wife as a late Christmas present. 

Film it. 

All of this.

Except the bolded, given furls and all.

 

[belljr]

Toggle bolts ftw

It's what my coat rack is hung with

 

[El Floppo]

Why aren't you savages just putting the towel where it belongs, like on the floor or sofa or wherever I drop it?

- 10yo floppinho

 

[Osaurus]

Just buy one of those standing towel racks.  Drinking wine and watching bad football    

 

[McJose]

I gave my mother a shower curtain rod (the round ones) for her birthday once. 

I know. Looks great.

 

[mr roboto]

I know. Looks great.

Holds a lot of weight when she’s bracing against your thrusts I’d imagine. 

 

[Ignoramus]

In case you were wondering my newish cat is still an #######

It's trying to make fresh cookies for you, jerk.

 

[the rover]

My new house has a pad for boat parking, only there is an arbor blocking it.  I asked the sellers about it and they said their real estate agent told them to put it up and move their boat because it was better for curb appeal.  They agreed with me that that was just stupid.  Today I dug down to the concrete it was set in, cut it off with a sawzall and filled in the holes,  Went to move the boat but my truck battery was dead, as was my jump box.  But I didn’t freeze or stand in the rain because: (1) I park in the garage; (2) I don’t live in the arctic; and (c) I’m not married.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Holds a lot of weight when she’s bracing against your thrusts I’d imagine. 

"When She's Bracing Against Your Thrusts" is one of my wife's favorite Dan Fogelberg singles.  

 

[kevzilla]

I thought a template was something they put in @proninja's skull. I don't know.

 

[mr. furley]

Next white elephant/secret santa I’m totally giving a towel rack

guarantee that rack goes in before my MIL's

you could give them out for the next 20 white elephant's and they'll get hung before my wife puts her mom's up

 

[mr roboto]

guarantee that rack goes in before my MIL's

you could give them out for the next 20 white elephant's and they'll get hung before my wife puts her mom's up

I’d totally go in your MILs rack before you. 

 

[badmojo1006]

National Geographics "awwww" videos of 2017

The baby rhino is 

 

[mr. furley]

I’d totally go in your MILs rack before you. 

i laughed and then i threw up

 

[kevzilla]

At the bar. Just the pros out tonight, to avoid all the amateurs tomorrow. 

 

[mr roboto]

i laughed and then i threw up

I mean it’s better than after you. 

 

[bentley]

At the bar. Just the pros out tonight, to avoid all the amateurs tomorrow. 

We did Jardin tonight for the same reason. Cooking dinner and drinking bourbon from the safe confines of Casa Bentley tomorrow night.

 

[mr. furley]

I mean it’s better than after you. 

dude...

 

[Ignoramus]

Drinking a beer with one of those 360° lid cans like this: http://www.cbc.ca/1.3175478

It's the 21st Century, people. Why isn't this the standard?

 

[McJose]

Holds a lot of weight when she’s bracing against your thrusts I’d imagine. 

You had to go and make it weird.

 

[McJose]

Drinking a beer with one of those 360° lid cans like this: http://www.cbc.ca/1.3175478

It's the 21st Century, people. Why isn't this the standard?

Beer out of a can?  Make sure you don’t spill any on your Shirt.

 

[tommyboy]

It's like most of you have never touched a tool in your life. 

Literally and figuratively

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Had an opportunity to go home with two very attractive ladies tonight...then I remembered I'm married. Good times. F you rover fish. 

 

[Ignoramus]

Beer out of a can?  Make sure you don’t spill any on your Shirt.

I don't get it.

 

[Osaurus]

Template talk still going? 

 

[badmojo1006]

It's like most of you have never touched a tool in your life. 

Literally and figuratively

I will admit I don't like doing work around the house,  but I am proud I replaced two toilets with no leaking on either 

 

[Osaurus]

I will admit I don't like doing work around the house,  but I am proud I replaced two toilets with no leaking on either 

You or the toilets? 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

My Browns ...my Browns ...

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Cross post

TL ;Dr home improvement is fun

 

[cosjobs]

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This is the only day in history when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

 

[mr. furley]

bought my wife a nice set of bed sheets for Christmas. got around to washing them today. put the fitted sheet down annnnnnnnnnnd.... it's about 3x bigger than the mattress.

packaging says Queen. we have a Queen bed.

this thing could be a parachute. or two parachutes knit together.

wtmf

 

[GroveDiesel]

Guys, for the first time in 17 years, the Bills are in the playoffs. I actually teared up a little when the Bengals game ended. I don't even care if they lose, I was just so tired of hearing about how long the drought was and how it was the longest in the 4 major US sports. 

God bless Sean McDermott and man I love that not only is Kyle Williams in the playoffs, but that he freaking scored a rushing touchdown today.

Circle the wagons baby!

 

[mr. furley]

Guys, for the first time in 17 years, the Bills are in the playoffs. I actually teared up a little when the Bengals game ended. I don't even care if they lose, I was just so tired of hearing about how long the drought was and how it was the longest in the 4 major US sports. 

God bless Sean McDermott and man I love that not only is Kyle Williams in the playoffs, but that he freaking scored a rushing touchdown today.

Circle the wagons baby!

should have stuck with Peterman, imo

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Guys, for the first time in 17 years, the Bills are in the playoffs. I actually teared up a little when the Bengals game ended. I don't even care if they lose, I was just so tired of hearing about how long the drought was and how it was the longest in the 4 major US sports. 

God bless Sean McDermott and man I love that not only is Kyle Williams in the playoffs, but that he freaking scored a rushing touchdown today.

Circle the wagons baby!

Thats cute my team has won 1 playoff game in 60 years

 

[kevzilla]

...aaand I'm back at the bar. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Happy Dew Ear 

 

[shuke]

Holds a lot of weight when she’s bracing against your thrusts I’d imagine. 

Wow

 

[El Floppo]

Happy 2018 jimtanz

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy 2018 knobs!  Going skiing for a week, so my new year is already kicking ###!!

 

[tommyboy]

I'm going skiing in about 6 hrs. Happy New year!

 

[McJose]

...aaand I'm back at the bar. 

Atta boy.

 

[Henry Ford]

I know. Looks great.

Shower Curtain Rod is now your porn name. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Happy 2018.  May it be at least a little less of an uncontained dumpster fire than 2017. 

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Guys, for the first time in 17 years, the Bills are in the playoffs. I actually teared up a little when the Bengals game ended. I don't even care if they lose, I was just so tired of hearing about how long the drought was and how it was the longest in the 4 major US sports. 

God bless Sean McDermott and man I love that not only is Kyle Williams in the playoffs, but that he freaking scored a rushing touchdown today.

Circle the wagons baby!

On behalf of Ravens fans everywhere (all two of us), you are welcome. Enjoy!

 

[cosjobs]

Nihilist Arby's‏ @nihilist_arbys 11h11 hours ago

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New year.

Same ####.

You'll die

No one will remember you or anything you ever loved

Eat arbys

 

[Stoneys]

Happy New Year Jimtan