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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (16 Viewers)

culdeus said:
But it wasnt. It was made of plastic and just magically iron got in it? 
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It was a plastic block with unknown contents inside.  The question didn't say it was entirely composed of plastic.  

Do you not think your phone has any metallic innards because you can't see them?

 
Ugh. The school district I grew up in and graduated from is dealing with the 5th suicide by a student in the last 6 months. The district has implemented all sorts of support programs and doing everything they can, but it feels like now that it's started, it is just snowballing. Just horrible.

 
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Officially resigned today :banned:

Felt kind of like a richard  because my direct report was on vacation so I had to do it by email, but I didn't have a close relationship with him anyway.   Told one of our senior directors first and he agreed that was the best way to handle it

I'll honestly probably work harder making an exit package over these 2 weeks than I did for the last few months :lol:

 
mr. furley said:
Leroy Hoard said:
This collection of such jokes cracks me up every time.

http://mashable.com/2017/11/23/kids-write-jokes/#HkqMxAz9Mmqg
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my 7 year old is a fount of terrible, original jokes. it's brilliant.
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when floppinho was 4, his crazy/amazing school had "tell a joke day" at their monthly schoolwide meeting. typically a super-shy kid, he gets up in front of the entire school and parents, gets on the mic and tells the how many jewish grandmas to screw in a lightbulb joke I had told him earlier in the week. (with yiddish accent- s'alright... I'll just sit here in the dark). 

floppinho- how many grandmas does it take to screw in a lightbulb

crowd- HOW MANY?

floppinho- 18

-drops mic

eta: it sucks because he ####ed up the yiddish accent- sounded more portuguese than anything.

 
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it was either 6yo floppinha or my drunk friend the other night that told this one

-why did the chicken cross the road?

-to get to the moron's house.

-knock knock

-who's there?

-the chicken.

 
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