Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
sounds like he'd prefer you aim a little higher.I like to piss on that guy's ####in' leg.
sounds like he'd prefer you aim a little higher.I like to piss on that guy's ####in' leg.
This popcorn's ####ing terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it.sounds like he'd prefer you aim a little higher.
was that a man, a woman or a transvestite attacking that IHOP worker?
was that a man, a woman or a transvestite attacking that IHOP worker?
whatever it was.. it got KO'd
She just changed her mind again.So we've now spent a MONTH deciding on the color of new hardwood flooring. (While not having a master bathroom to use)
The rep has been to our place twice with samples. Four times we have been to their showroom and brought home samples. Nothing matches our cherry cabinets.
It's total insanity. On the fourth and last visit to the showroom Thursday, we had half of the showroom floor strewn with samples and she brought in our kitchen cutting board because the end of the piece matches our cabinets. And she still couldn't decide. To be fair, we had decided FOUR times before and she changed her mind.
So I just gave up. I found a nice, comfortable chair and plopped myself down and asked them if they had any alcohol. They gave me a beer. Then they said they needed a beer also and joined me. We all threatened to make her take shots until she decided. Ten minutes later, I signed the contract.
I'll take Things You Can't Unsee for a thousand, Alex.
Nobody will ever notice that the floor and cabinets are a shade different...besides her.She just changed her mind again.
Now imagine this is what you do for a living. And scarves.She just changed her mind again.
I told her that after the first time she changed her mind.Nobody will ever notice that the floor and cabinets are a shade different...besides her.
Did he use the urinal cake instead of toothpaste?Is brushing your teeth at a urinal now considered normal? Witnessed it today and most definitely a wtf moment for me.
Just tell her "no".She just changed her mind again.
I liked this post, but then I was torn. So I guess I'm just like Flop.My clients prefer to rape me without.
Now you're getting it.I liked this post, but then I was torn. So I guess I'm just like Flop.
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No. They've been doing it for awhile. It's why I always leave a giant printout of 2G1C for their prying eyes.
That’s not new, it happens a good bit.
uh, about 2001.
Been happening for a long time.
I guess we don't travel very often.tommyboy said:happens all the time. welcome to america post 9-11
5000!Wow, congrats to you folks on 1800 pages. And you lost more than that (way more?) in the board downgrade, right?
WE DID IT!!!!!Wow, congrats to you folks on 1800 pages. And you lost more than that (way more?) in the board downgrade, right?
We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower.
Yeah, that was always a tad askew.We only had middle-aged men that liked to watch boys shower.
I'll be back when you guys hit 5,000 again. So, see you on Easter Sunday.WE DID IT!!!!!
Joke's on you. Everyone in this thread will be in church on Easter Sunday, just like every Sunday.I'll be back when you guys hit 5,000 again. So, see you on Easter Sunday.
And you're up to 1801!!!!!!!!!!111Joke's on you. Everyone in this thread will be in church on Easter Sunday, just like every Sunday.
don't you baptize an offspring every 10 months or so?Was thinking about this the other day....my mom's a very religious lady, moved up here, quickly became a church elder. When she would have speaking parts or whatever, we'd dress the kids up and go and we'd go on Xmas Eve when she asked. There might have been an Easter or Mother's Day tossed in there since 2006 when she arrived in Portland. Now that she's confined to full time care, I wonder if I'll ever go to a church service again in my lifetime.
don't you baptize an offspring every 10 months or so?
I have an older brother who is a hillbilly. Not sure how that happened as the rest of us were pretty normal and we grew up in a pretty urban area. Anyway, he used to "trap". Had properties outside the city where he would set up traps to catch raccoons, muskrats, whatever the hell he could then skin and sell the pelts. Had a whole setup in the garage where he could stretch the pelts or whatever. There were times where he'd throw a possum, fox, whatever in the freezer to process or whatever later. I remember my mother being PISSED at him one time because he put a possum in the freezer that apparently wasn't dead. When she opened the freezer it had clawed it's way out of the bag it was in and was frozen solid hanging there, or sitting on the shelf, or whatever looking at her.
He's also the only person I know who has been sprayed by a skunk (multiple times) and once put his truck in a ditch because he hit a raccoon or something driving, stopped to get it and for whatever reason threw it up in the cab with him. It was only stunned and woke up. He had to beat it with an axe handle he kept next to his seat (for killing roadkill) and managed to go off the road in the brawl with whatever it was.
We think he was adopted.
like you weren't already wetMy clients prefer to rape me without.
Tad Askew sounds like a bad hombreYeah, that was always a tad askew.
Just tell her you go.Was thinking about this the other day....my mom's a very religious lady, moved up here, quickly became a church elder. When she would have speaking parts or whatever, we'd dress the kids up and go and we'd go on Xmas Eve when she asked. There might have been an Easter or Mother's Day tossed in there since 2006 when she arrived in Portland. Now that she's confined to full time care, I wonder if I'll ever go to a church service again in my lifetime.
I was in the Army with a guy from New Hampshire named Tad Askew. Actually true.Tad Askew sounds like a bad hombre
You need to work on your aim or shoot from closer to the basket, those baptismal fountains are pretty big.
0-5 on baptisms or christenings.