Binky The Doormat
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pretty rough on ol' Dan.Who’s hottest threads purged along with any thread that had pictures of women (over 50, oddly attractive, etc)
a few bannings but nobody noteworthy
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pretty rough on ol' Dan.Who’s hottest threads purged along with any thread that had pictures of women (over 50, oddly attractive, etc)
a few bannings but nobody noteworthy
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In some cultures that's considered a compliment.Animals are the worst.
We use a big 1 gallon water bowl for our pets https://goo.gl/images/nrnqj9
Everytime it needs to be refilled I make sure I scrub the bowl out really well. About every other time I make sure I wash out the reservoir part too.
Did all of that earlier today.
5 minutes later I walk by and one of them barfed in it.
Always in contention:Every year we're supposed to give out a Student the Year award...one kid from each class period per subject.
Every year there are a few teachers that are worried that the same kids will end up with all the awards. I've never worried about this. If one kid gets an award in English, Science, and History...good for them.
This morning one of these teachers sent out and email asking all of us who we were giving awards to so she could make sure we weren't giving all of the awards to the same 10-12 kids.
1. I haven't even begun to decide who I want.
2. I don't care if the awards are spread around.
I submitted my names.
Rock Strongo
Lance Uppercut
Chuck Steak
Horse Renoir
Chex Lemeneu
Oscar Gold
Tilden Katz
Hope you're still alive GBIt's blaze of glory time on Fremont Street. I'm not going to gamble away my entire bankroll, but I'm going to take some swings.
Alive, but ashell of a man.
Should have had his bat cryogenically frozen.
What kind of loser would file a formal protest on Jeopardy?Binky The Doormat said:
In the "stupid things I've recently said" department: when I was getting my chipped tooth filled, the dentist asked if I wanted the laughing gas. I said "no."tell them 10. Used to get you morphine, might get you Tramadol now
sounds like she's right about him being a p###y. Also she looks like 36 going on 48.
Who are these people?
sacre bleuIn the "stupid things I've recently said" department: when I was getting my chipped tooth filled, the dentist asked if I wanted the laughing gas. I said "no."
Related: is there anything dumber than a doc or dentist prescribing ibuprofen or acetaminophen?In the "stupid things I've recently said" department: when I was getting my chipped tooth filled, the dentist asked if I wanted the laughing gas. I said "no."
Speaking of that...Jim Jefferies tonight:
Say we’d known Hitler was going to be born in 1889. There were 1.7 million kids born in Germany that year. Would it be morally acceptable to kill all those kids for the greater good? Some people say yes.
I say no. Because Hitler was born in Austria.
Yesterday's commute from Grand Central looked like a lot of funI got a new job, which starts on Monday. I will be going from working in Big 4 firms and similar types of companies to working for a non-profit. It's going to be interesting to experience the different corporate culture, but that is one of the reasons I chose this offer over the others, and I'm looking forward to it. It's also going to be nice to go from making rich people richer to doing some good. My commute will be much shorter as compared to going to midtown, which is another thing I am really looking forward to. Rush hour in NYC is not fun. Keeping it to a minimum has more value than I realized, until I had a commute that took an hour to go about 4 miles.
Yesterday's commute home sucked for everyone in NYC. My subway train has nothing to do with the delays to Metro-North, but it was delayed too and the subway platform was dangerously crowded. I'm glad I don't have to go through Grand Central on a daily basis, but when my brother hosts Thanksgiving I have to go through Grand Central to get to his place (and take Metro-North trains). Yesterday was basically like a typical Thanksgiving day in Grand Central.
:XA woman got very mad at a Tim Hortons in Canada.
It's on Deadspin and I won't link to it because it is :X and I probably would get more warning points
from the comments....A woman got very mad at a Tim Hortons in Canada.
It's on Deadspin and I won't link to it because it is :X and I probably would get more warning points
Actually true, When I was about three my dog bit me and then died.Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe 1h1 hour ago
My new puppy just bit the neighbor's kid so we had to have it killed.
He was going to tell his parents.
even the women in GB outdrink your hardest drinking guy friend
Officer Pete Malloy said:Related: is there anything dumber than a doc or dentist prescribing ibuprofen or acetaminophen?
When I cut my finger open a few weeks ago the nurse came back with two scrips. One was antibiotics. The other was for ibuprofen.
Me: I don’t need the ibuprofen.
Nurse: You don’t want something for the pain?
Me: That’s just Advil right? I’ve got a big bottle at home.
Nurse: But this is 325mg. (like it’s artisanal)
Me: Unless it’s got codeine in it or something, I’m good.
Nurse: Are you sure? This way you only have to take one pill instead of 3 or 4.
Me: I’m not a M-Fing toddler, Jessica.