What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (5 Viewers)

A guy at work yesterday sat down at the lunch table with leftovers of pork loin and vegetables. He pulled them straight from the fridge and sat down. I asked him "you're not gonna heat up?". He said no and that he doesn't heat leftover pork and chicken.

Weird.

 
eoMMan said:
A guy at work yesterday sat down at the lunch table with leftovers of pork loin and vegetables. He pulled them straight from the fridge and sat down. I asked him "you're not gonna heat up?". He said no and that he doesn't heat leftover pork and chicken.

Weird.
Click to expand...
Cold chicken pieces are awesome.

 
Chemical X said:
so, i help my FIL pay his rent monthly (uber long story) and the landlord hasn’t cashed the june rent check.  i told my wife to call him and she said she was too busy with work and he is a PITA, can i call. i said i don’t call my own parent, i’m not calling him (mind you, both my parents are dead).  too harsh?
Click to expand...
It's June 7th.....what's the big deal?

 
General Malaise said:
It's June 7th.....what's the big deal?
Click to expand...
he called me last year to complain that he wanted the check on the 1st of every month, so I wrote him a nasty letter, explained the lease gives me a grace period, but I sent him post dated checks for 6 mos and have done so again.  all were cashed by the 1st.  this time I sent the checks to my FIL and not the landlord directly.  I know my FIL got them, but he is a moron, si not sure if he gave them to landlord.

 
Chemical X said:
he called me last year to complain that he wanted the check on the 1st of every month, so I wrote him a nasty letter, explained the lease gives me a grace period, but I sent him post dated checks for 6 mos and have done so again.  all were cashed by the 1st.  this time I sent the checks to my FIL and not the landlord directly.  I know my FIL got them, but he is a moron, si not sure if he gave them to landlord.
Click to expand...
If you want to pay my rent instead, I promise that I'd be much easier to deal with. 

 
Chemical X said:
he called me last year to complain that he wanted the check on the 1st of every month, so I wrote him a nasty letter, explained the lease gives me a grace period, but I sent him post dated checks for 6 mos and have done so again.  all were cashed by the 1st.  this time I sent the checks to my FIL and not the landlord directly.  I know my FIL got them, but he is a moron, si not sure if he gave them to landlord.
Click to expand...
You know, for a guy without any kids, your life is really complicated and hard to comprehend.

 
MehGyver‏ @AndrewNadeau0 11 Oct 2016

Me: I won't make it. Go on without me.

Her: It's a toe cramp

M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood

H: That's sweat

M: Tell my story

 
Going on a Scout camping trip this weekend.  Looks like all day rain in the forecast for Saturday.  I feel like I should tough it out but probably going to be a miserable experience 

 
krista4 said:
Fourth in my ongoing “Should I Eat This?” series:

How long is leftover pizza viable (1) on the counter and (2) in the fridge?

Additional topping-related information available upon request.
Click to expand...
1) 3 days

2) 2 weeks

there's really nothing to spoil. Cheese, tomato sauce, pepperoni and bread can all sit on an unrefrigerated shelf indefinitely

 
IMAX 3D said:
Potato salad down?

gazpacho down?

steat tartare down?  Also cold leftover steak bites are ok

dont think I’ve ever had a cold burger though 
Click to expand...
dammit

I substituted carpaccio for the steak and used tartare for the burger.

 
krista4 said:
Fourth in my ongoing “Should I Eat This?” series:

How long is leftover pizza viable (1) on the counter and (2) in the fridge?

Additional topping-related information available upon request.
Click to expand...
If there is pineapple on it, see here. Even if it's less than a day old.

 
IMAX 3D said:
We don’t go to the official scout camp, so it’s kind of a loose agenda (hiking, swimming, arts and crafts, kickball, etc)
Click to expand...
Oh, this is Cub Scouts?  How old is your son?  Do you have to go?  The sooner you get him used to going on campouts without you the better.

 
shuke said:
Oh, this is Cub Scouts?  How old is your son?  Do you have to go?  The sooner you get him used to going on campouts without you the better.
Click to expand...
Yeah sorry, Cub scouts.  Whole family is going since I am the Bear leader and wife is the Tiger leader

3rd Grade (9) , 1st Grade (6) and our 5 year old

so yeah, kinda committed 

 
* Three day shelf-life not warranted if pizza contains: pineapple, chicken and/or sushi

** But it really isn't warranted anyway, since anything with pineapple, sushi or chicken cannot ever be a pizza

 
DA RAIDERS said:
Construction is the worst. No idea how @RedmondLonghorn survived it without killing anyone. 

Eta:  plus, my wife is sick AF.  Nice bonus. 
Click to expand...
One of my most useful services is to have to deal with the contractors so you don't have to.

I can't begin to explain the hell of renovating even a simple apartment in NyC.

ETA... Also I'm reading "sick af" as being super foxy.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's thread about nothing
4998 4999 5000
Replies
250K
Views
6M
rockaction
rockaction

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Back
Top