GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (3 Viewers)

[Zegras11]

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Bore . eye en

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Contest.  Guess how this name is pronounced.  

Spoiler

Borhian

Polls close at 9PM best coast time.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Polls close at 9PM best coast time.

Bo-rhee-an

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Bo-rhee-an

Working title of my favorite Fleetwood Mac song.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Last chance to guess

 

[kevzilla]

Bore-HIGH-un

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Contest.  Guess how this name is pronounced.  

Spoiler

Borhian

Bo Ryan

 

[DA RAIDERS]

bore ian

 

[DA RAIDERS]

sticking with the geographical theme.  Bahrain.  

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Bo Ryan"

Bo Ryan

Yes.  I’m going to proclaim Shuke, the magnificent ******* that he is, the winner.  Da Raiders gets a laurel and hardy handshake.

Bo Ryan or Beau Ryan.

IIRC, I called it out as Bore-Ree-Ann. When I was corrected it took every fiber of my being to not say “what the ####?”

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just for funnies...

Is Bo Ryan a boy or a girl?

 

[Epic Problem]

Just for funnies...

Is Bo Ryan a boy or a girl?

Why not both?

 

[Henry Ford]

Just for funnies...

Is Bo Ryan a boy or a girl?

It’s a little cis-gender privileged of you to ask that. 

 

[mr. furley]

It’s a little cis-gender privileged of you to ask that. 

typical gender binary response by an officer if you ask me

such insufferable

much disrespect

 

[Epic Problem]

Wait! Isn't it still summer? 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

for the parents.

Bret Turner‏ @bretjturner Aug 14

BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children"

4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its."

 

[mr. furley]

you want to do a PSA, this is how you do a PSA

 

[General Malaise]

https://i.redd.it/arscf8ouscg11.jpg

 

[Henry Ford]

Thread title change highly appreciated. 

 

[shuke]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[Henry Ford]

I'll just leave this here.

I have so many questions.

 

[mr. furley]

I have so many questions.

on the contrary, i have none.

 

[Henry Ford]

on the contrary, i have none.

How is that possible?

 

[mr. furley]

How is that possible?

mostly because i just don't want to know

i've seen it. that was enough. i'd like to move on.

 

[Henry Ford]

mostly because i just don't want to know

i've seen it. that was enough. i'd like to move on.

You don't want to know what's afoot there?

 

[mr. furley]

You don't want to know what's afoot there?

i've got a mouthful to say here but i'd like to remain in good standing and not get the boot

 

[Henry Ford]

i've got a mouthful to say here but i'd like to remain in good standing and not get the boot

Smart to stay on your toes.  Otherwise you could end up looking like a real heel.

 

[kevzilla]

Yeah, you wouldn't want to get caught flat-footed on this one.

 

[mr. furley]

i've dipped my toes deep enough in to this cesspool for now

 

[Henry Ford]

i've dipped my toes deep enough in to this cesspool for now

Suck it up.  Knuckle down and.... metatarsal... something something.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

https://i.redd.it/nritefws3ng11.jpg

 

[urbanhack]

i've got a mouthful to say here but i'd like to remain in good standing and not get the boot

don't toe the line, type out what you are really thinking.

 

[Henry Ford]

don't toe the line, type out what you are really thinking.

Nailed it.

 

[Thomas The Skank Engine]

Oh it's a foot.  I thought it was a burrito.

 

[Henry Ford]

Oh it's a foot.  I thought it was a burrito.

That's why I didn't ask furley "you don't want to know what's aburrito there?"

 

[mr. furley]

That's why I didn't ask furley "you don't want to know what's aburrito there?"

i don't know what your tacoing about

 

[Henry Ford]

i don't know what your tacoing about

Queso, what do you want to know?

 

[Osaurus]

Holy mole this shtick is getting old

 

[kevzilla]

Holy mole this shtick is getting old

This is nacho fight

 

[Inhiding]

Cambria is also a winery - I like one of their Chardonnays but can't remember if it's the one with "layers of tropical fruit, white peach and a hint of creme brûlée" or with "orange blossom and lemon zest with hints of honey and graham cracker on the nose."

Cambria Estate Wines is also a petty winery that needed to Cease and Desist my brewery, then it was known as the Cambria Beer Company, since they own the trademark Cambria.  Their argument was it would cause customer confusion.  Screw them and Kendall Jackson....!

 

[-fish-]

Cambria Estate Wines is also a petty winery that needed to Cease and Desist my brewery, then it was known as the Cambria Beer Company, since they own the trademark Cambria.  Their argument was it would cause customer confusion.  Screw them and Kendall Jackson....!

They thought customers would be confused about the difference between beer and wine?

 

[Inhiding]

They thought customers would be confused about the difference between beer and wine?

yup.  Crazy trademark laws... someone somewhere will  C&D and it will be challenged and the law will be changed.  hopefully.. and besides we got a lot of great publicity from it and they looked bad..  They wanted me to license the name from them, have a say in where we could distribute, who we could sell our brewery to if we wanted to sell and how much we could produce in a year.  yea right. 

 

[Henry Ford]

Holy mole this shtick is getting old

I thought you were cool, but you're being anejo-le right now.

 

[kevzilla]

I left the house half an hour ago. I'm on my third Captain and diet, and Sarah with the big round bewbs just brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. I love this bar.

 

[mr. furley]

I left the house half an hour ago. I'm on my third Captain and diet, and Sarah with the big round bewbs just brought me a shot of Rumple Minze on the house. I love this bar.

not sure whether to be impressed or scared for you

 

[cosjobs]

i've got a mouthful to say here but i'd like to remain in good standing and not get the boot

You're in good standing?

 

[cosjobs]

I came this close ll to getting in a bar fight my ### kicked tonight.

Closer than I've been in decades.

 

[mr roboto]

@Raider Nation just spent 5 days in mammoth/June. So awesome. 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I came this close ll to getting in a bar fight my ### kicked tonight.

Closer than I've been in decades.

Austin girls are trouble bro. 

 

[cosjobs]

maybe, but this was an off duty cop/Iraq vet who thought I'd be okay with him spewing racist bull#### at the other end of the bar.