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Michigan State is in the US, dingus.And before anyone says it...you can’t blame me.
I teach US History.
Michigan State is in the US, dingus.And before anyone says it...you can’t blame me.
I teach US History.
that would be Meechigan.“Local man arrested for masturbating in elevator”
I went to Krav Maga class before that. As the picture tells you, I was smelling like kittykat as per usual.@Doctor Detroit is a very private guy, but he gave me permission to post this picture of him and Spot in the wintery wonderland of Meechigan.
This one was behind the rock. There are more cupcakes not shown.I went to Krav Maga class before that. As the picture tells you, I was smelling like kittykat as per usual.@Doctor Detroit is a very private guy, but he gave me permission to post this picture of him and Spot in the wintery wonderland of Meechigan.
Well ####, missed this. I'll be in town 1/14-16, 1/22-23 and 1/28-1/30. I'm not on much during the week so shoot me a PM if any of those days work.don't think I'm good. but if it happens, let me know- I might be able to pull a runner from my previous commitment.
you missed a lunch at the cannibal with rc yesterday. I had the liver and brains. with chianti.Well ####, missed this. I'll be in town 1/14-16, 1/22-23 and 1/28-1/30. I'm not on much during the week so shoot me a PM if any of those days work.
Is it offered?I didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?
With some companies it is. I had to take vacation but got to spend about three weeks at home with the new baby. It was great. Big O&G companies have started giving new fathers 4 weeks that they can take in the first year in one-week blocks. Some are probably more generous.I didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?
define "now".I didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?
So...uh...my school had a fundraiser (box tops for education) to buy a mascot costume. I think it was organized by the Parent-Teacher Club and the ASB (I didn’t pay much attention. I just collected the box tops from my homeroom).
The costume was shipped the other day . looks just like this https://goo.gl/images/YF4p21
Our mascot is The Knights.
yeah- had meant to reply yesterday... all the best. hoping it all works out soon.@RedmondLonghorn good luck with everything, man.
Fmla allows the father 3 weeks paid leave anytime during the child’s first year. Work must oblige. I took it, 12 years ago.I didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?
it should be a lot, lot longer.I didn't think this was thread-worthy, so I'm putting it here. My BIL's wife just had a baby, and he is taking three weeks of paternity leave. Is this a thing now?
Damn I’m owed like 8 weeks PTO from my old employersFmla allows the father 3 weeks paid leave anytime during the child’s first year. Work must oblige. I took it, 12 years ago.
Did you at least get Jack's number? Asking for a friend....So this is a fun little story that happened to me on Weds night this week while in NYC (Long Island City Queens to be specific), figured you all could enjoy a chuckle or two.
I got back to my hotel (Marriott Courtyard in a decent area of LIC) after dinner and walk over to the elevator bank and hit the up button to go to my room. There are two elevators, one on my right and one on my left. Another guy is right behind me, let’s call him Fred. Elevator on the right comes down and opens up. There’s a guy in the elevator already, let’s call him Jack. I walk in use my key card to hit my floor and I step back to let Fred in, who then hits his floor.
I look over at Jack who was already in the elevator. Jack has one shoe and sock off, both of them are on the floor. Jack's leaning back against the elevator wall, eyes closed and hand in his pants going to town. And I meant going to town. Thankfully he kept Jack jr in his pants and kept his pants up. I kick Fred’s shoe a few quick times. He looks back at me like WTF, I point over at Jack. Fred’s like WTF?!?! And starts hitting buttons to get off the elevator. Elevator winds up on 10, which is Fred’s floor. Fred and I both get out. Fred calls the front desk and tells them about Jack and his self-engagement and lack of awareness. Jack’s eye never open during this whole time and he never stops going to town. Really into it, face contorting, the whole enchilada.
Fred leaves to go to his room. I wait a few seconds and then hit the up button to continue to my room. Jack’s elevator opens up again with him continuing with his pleasure town visit. Eyes still closed. I wait until the door closes, wait a few more minutes and press the button again. Still Jack’s elevator. Jack still working it like he’s getting paid.
I call the front desk again and then wait a few more minutes and press the up button, the opposite elevator opens and the hotel security guy steps out, let's call him Steve and asks me wtf is going on. I tell him again about witnessing Jack and his pleasure town visit. Describe him, short Hispanic dude with one shoe and sock off. Steve begins to lament that he's going to have to start walking the floors looking for Jack. He presses the down button and I press the up button. The elevator that Steve came up in, opens back up and is going down instead of up.
While Steve and I are waiting for the currently open elevator to switch to up instead of down, Jack’s elevator opens and there is Jack eyes closed completely enthralled in his pleasure dome.
Security guy walks over and stands and leans on the elevator door and says…are you enjoying yourself? Jack never opened his eyes and I finally got on the other elevator to to go my room.
I wind up running into Steve the next day and ask him what the end result was. So Jack wouldn't respond to Steve at all. Even being yelled or pushed, no response. Jack never said a word and nor opened his eyes.
Steve then called 911. Cops show up and couldn't get Jack to stop his meeting with Rosie. It both two cops to pull Jacks one hand out of his pants and get him cuffed. Jack never acknowledged them, didn't speak a word or open his eyes. Steve in his 40 years in the hotel business in NYC he's seen a LOT of things but nothing even close to this.
which one is furley in this.So this is a fun little story that happened to me on Weds night this week while in NYC (Long Island City Queens to be specific), figured you all could enjoy a chuckle or two.
I got back to my hotel (Marriott Courtyard in a decent area of LIC) after dinner and walk over to the elevator bank and hit the up button to go to my room. There are two elevators, one on my right and one on my left. Another guy is right behind me, let’s call him Fred. Elevator on the right comes down and opens up. There’s a guy in the elevator already, let’s call him Jack. I walk in use my key card to hit my floor and I step back to let Fred in, who then hits his floor.
I look over at Jack who was already in the elevator. Jack has one shoe and sock off, both of them are on the floor. Jack's leaning back against the elevator wall, eyes closed and hand in his pants going to town. And I meant going to town. Thankfully he kept Jack jr in his pants and kept his pants up. I kick Fred’s shoe a few quick times. He looks back at me like WTF, I point over at Jack. Fred’s like WTF?!?! And starts hitting buttons to get off the elevator. Elevator winds up on 10, which is Fred’s floor. Fred and I both get out. Fred calls the front desk and tells them about Jack and his self-engagement and lack of awareness. Jack’s eye never open during this whole time and he never stops going to town. Really into it, face contorting, the whole enchilada.
Fred leaves to go to his room. I wait a few seconds and then hit the up button to continue to my room. Jack’s elevator opens up again with him continuing with his pleasure town visit. Eyes still closed. I wait until the door closes, wait a few more minutes and press the button again. Still Jack’s elevator. Jack still working it like he’s getting paid.
I call the front desk again and then wait a few more minutes and press the up button, the opposite elevator opens and the hotel security guy steps out, let's call him Steve and asks me wtf is going on. I tell him again about witnessing Jack and his pleasure town visit. Describe him, short Hispanic dude with one shoe and sock off. Steve begins to lament that he's going to have to start walking the floors looking for Jack. He presses the down button and I press the up button. The elevator that Steve came up in, opens back up and is going down instead of up.
While Steve and I are waiting for the currently open elevator to switch to up instead of down, Jack’s elevator opens and there is Jack eyes closed completely enthralled in his pleasure dome.
Security guy walks over and stands and leans on the elevator door and says…are you enjoying yourself? Jack never opened his eyes and I finally got on the other elevator to to go my room.
I wind up running into Steve the next day and ask him what the end result was. So Jack wouldn't respond to Steve at all. Even being yelled or pushed, no response. Jack never said a word and nor opened his eyes.
Steve then called 911. Cops show up and couldn't get Jack to stop his meeting with Rosie. It both two cops to pull Jacks one hand out of his pants and get him cuffed. Jack never acknowledged them, didn't speak a word or open his eyes. Steve in his 40 years in the hotel business in NYC he's seen a LOT of things but nothing even close to this.
Was Ben Franklin as much of a party guy as I imagine?And before anyone says it...you can’t blame me.
I teach US History.
It depends. How much of partier do you imagine he was?Was Ben Franklin as much of a party guy as I imagine?
Was Ben Franklin as much of a party guy as I imagine?And before anyone says it...you can’t blame me.
I teach US History.
You should have helped jack offSo this is a fun little story that happened to me on Weds night this week while in NYC (Long Island City Queens to be specific), figured you all could enjoy a chuckle or two.
I got back to my hotel (Marriott Courtyard in a decent area of LIC) after dinner and walk over to the elevator bank and hit the up button to go to my room. There are two elevators, one on my right and one on my left. Another guy is right behind me, let’s call him Fred. Elevator on the right comes down and opens up. There’s a guy in the elevator already, let’s call him Jack. I walk in use my key card to hit my floor and I step back to let Fred in, who then hits his floor.
I look over at Jack who was already in the elevator. Jack has one shoe and sock off, both of them are on the floor. Jack's leaning back against the elevator wall, eyes closed and hand in his pants going to town. And I meant going to town. Thankfully he kept Jack jr in his pants and kept his pants up. I kick Fred’s shoe a few quick times. He looks back at me like WTF, I point over at Jack. Fred’s like WTF?!?! And starts hitting buttons to get off the elevator. Elevator winds up on 10, which is Fred’s floor. Fred and I both get out. Fred calls the front desk and tells them about Jack and his self-engagement and lack of awareness. Jack’s eye never open during this whole time and he never stops going to town. Really into it, face contorting, the whole enchilada.
Fred leaves to go to his room. I wait a few seconds and then hit the up button to continue to my room. Jack’s elevator opens up again with him continuing with his pleasure town visit. Eyes still closed. I wait until the door closes, wait a few more minutes and press the button again. Still Jack’s elevator. Jack still working it like he’s getting paid.
I call the front desk again and then wait a few more minutes and press the up button, the opposite elevator opens and the hotel security guy steps out, let's call him Steve and asks me wtf is going on. I tell him again about witnessing Jack and his pleasure town visit. Describe him, short Hispanic dude with one shoe and sock off. Steve begins to lament that he's going to have to start walking the floors looking for Jack. He presses the down button and I press the up button. The elevator that Steve came up in, opens back up and is going down instead of up.
While Steve and I are waiting for the currently open elevator to switch to up instead of down, Jack’s elevator opens and there is Jack eyes closed completely enthralled in his pleasure dome.
Security guy walks over and stands and leans on the elevator door and says…are you enjoying yourself? Jack never opened his eyes and I finally got on the other elevator to to go my room.
I wind up running into Steve the next day and ask him what the end result was. So Jack wouldn't respond to Steve at all. Even being yelled or pushed, no response. Jack never said a word and nor opened his eyes.
Steve then called 911. Cops show up and couldn't get Jack to stop his meeting with Rosie. It both two cops to pull Jacks one hand out of his pants and get him cuffed. Jack never acknowledged them, didn't speak a word or open his eyes. Steve in his 40 years in the hotel business in NYC he's seen a LOT of things but nothing even close to this.
Do they even approve new accounts anymore?If you were going to run with a new username after having had the same one for a long time, would you use your shtick account or would you register something new?
As someone who tried to register the narrator account over a year ago, I believe they do.Do they even approve new accounts anymore?
Be sure to tell him you voted for Trump if you like the movie Scanners.Does @pantagrapherhang out here? Saw on the tweeters that you're in Houston next week. Let me know if you want to grab beers or need any recommendations.
Great minds and all thatAs someone who tried to register the narrator account over a year ago, I believe they do.
As someone who may/may not have attempted to register at least a couple over the past three odd years, and been denied, I believe they can cram it with walnuts.As someone who tried to register the narrator account over a year ago, I believe they do.
Huh. Same thing I do when visiting a prison. Who knew?As someone who may/may not have attempted to register at least a couple over the past three odd years, and been denied, I believe they can cram it with walnuts.
and it's usually some new math convoluted required approach that is required - SHOW YOUR WORK!!!i despise math. helping my daughter do 7th grade homework is the ####### worst
You make it sound like it’s a bad thingthrowing salt down before snow is a bad idea. if enough accumulates, you have melt underneath that eventually freezes to a layer of ice. you're basically creating a skating rink under the snow.
be careful tomorrow
wa-la! all done!Roverkid has a hair appointment today. I dropped her off and went to lunch, then bought a refrigerator, watched the game, went to a few stores...she still isn’t done. It’s been 4 freaking hours.
Yell out only two things come from Texas and I don't see any steers hereThe bar is jammed with Cowboys fans, of course. Yes, it's every bit as excruciating as it sounds.
You don't have much respect for my survival instinct, do youYell out only two things come from Texas and I don't see any steers here