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Going to try using the site Raiders posted and see how that goes. I think that'll provide a link to a completed grid I'll post here for all to see. IF Otis doesn't pay by tomorrow, I'll auction his squares off to the highest bidder (He's not really delinquent. He PM'd me 30 mins ago). You'll know what you're bidding on in advance, it will happen here for all to see, and it will go to the overall pot. 

What do we normally do for quarterly payouts? One I did scaled them up last year, and I kinda liked that. $100 Q1, $200 Q2, $300 Q3, $400 End of Game.  Objections? Preferences? 
150, 300, 150, 400 imo

 
Well, this is a giant pain in the ###. Most of the online site either want me to create a manual grid and write all your crappy team names in there OR have you all join separately and claim your own squares pre-number generation. Which would be great if we weren't a bunch of slack asses and started this a week ago. I thought I'd find one somewhere that would let me type in 100 things and then randomize the, itself.  Nope.

Seems like you're subjected to my handwriting or an Excel spreadsheet.
Google sheets? At least it's shareable

 
I'm going to "own" all the squares, but it seems like I can change them each.

100 items plugged into Random.org. Work left to right, top to bottom

 
There were 100 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Brats N Cheese

Hodor

Honorary Bulldog

FakeMod Durst

scarfed4lyfe

First Ex-Mrs. Rover

NotPooping

Crazy n Chips

StonerPoodles

StonerPoodles

Beefy ### Crack

ALL the poop

The Slumlords

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

(Black) Ice and Dolls

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

Feel the bern

Brats N Cheese

Shelby's Homewreckers

The Slumlords

Hodor

ALL the poop

Shelby's Homewreckers

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

BigDeckMcGee

emo moe

Sac

Cheese Is Funny

bell's face tolls for thee

Three-Fingered Dads Can Still Get It Done

FakeMod Durst

Hodor

PappyNPepper

StonerPoodles

FakeMod Durst

Brats N Cheese

playtafade

ALL the poop

PappyNPepper

BigDeckMcGee

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

Brats N Cheese

playtafade

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

Crazy n Chips

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

Sac

Honorary Bulldog

Shelby's Homewreckers

Space Hair

Feel the bern

Beefy ### Crack

ALL the poop

HundredDaysofHell

(Black) Ice and Dolls

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

FakeMod Durst

Shelby's Homewreckers

ALL the poop

Cheese Is Funny

Sac

NotPooping

StonerPoodles

bell's face tolls for thee

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

Space Hair

ALL the poop

ALL the poop

Three-Fingered Dads Can Still Get It Done

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

The Slumlords

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

bell's face tolls for thee

The Slumlords

PappyNPepper

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

Shelby's Homewreckers

ALL the poop

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

The Slumlords

ALL the poop

NotPooping

Hodor

First Ex-Mrs. Rover

Crazy n Chips

Crazy n Chips

HundredDaysofHell

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

bell's face tolls for thee

NotPooping

The Slumlords

emo moe

Crazy n Chips

Hodor

scarfed4lyfe

Cheese Is Funny

ALL the poop

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

NotPooping

FakeMod Durst

IP: 68.0.170.104
Timestamp: 2020-01-31 23:28:49 UTC

 
There were 100 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Brats N Cheese

Hodor

Honorary Bulldog

FakeMod Durst

scarfed4lyfe

First Ex-Mrs. Rover

NotPooping

Crazy n Chips

StonerPoodles

StonerPoodles

Beefy ### Crack

ALL the poop

The Slumlords

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

(Black) Ice and Dolls

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

Feel the bern

Brats N Cheese

Shelby's Homewreckers

The Slumlords

Hodor

ALL the poop

Shelby's Homewreckers

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

BigDeckMcGee

emo moe

Sac

Cheese Is Funny

bell's face tolls for thee

Three-Fingered Dads Can Still Get It Done

FakeMod Durst

Hodor

PappyNPepper

StonerPoodles

FakeMod Durst

Brats N Cheese

playtafade

ALL the poop

PappyNPepper

BigDeckMcGee

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

Brats N Cheese

playtafade

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

Crazy n Chips

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

Sac

Honorary Bulldog

Shelby's Homewreckers

Space Hair

Feel the bern

Beefy ### Crack

ALL the poop

HundredDaysofHell

(Black) Ice and Dolls

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

FakeMod Durst

Shelby's Homewreckers

ALL the poop

Cheese Is Funny

Sac

NotPooping

StonerPoodles

bell's face tolls for thee

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

Space Hair

ALL the poop

ALL the poop

Three-Fingered Dads Can Still Get It Done

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

The Slumlords

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

bell's face tolls for thee

The Slumlords

PappyNPepper

The Evil Chicago Blackhawks can lick my taint

Shelby's Homewreckers

ALL the poop

My Winnings Will Fund a Wedding Flower

The Slumlords

ALL the poop

NotPooping

Hodor

First Ex-Mrs. Rover

Crazy n Chips

Crazy n Chips

HundredDaysofHell

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

bell's face tolls for thee

NotPooping

The Slumlords

emo moe

Crazy n Chips

Hodor

scarfed4lyfe

Cheese Is Funny

ALL the poop

Meat Raffles and Pull Tabs

NotPooping

FakeMod Durst

IP: 68.0.170.104
Timestamp: 2020-01-31 23:28:49 UTC
this just identifies the position of each square you have on a 10x10 grid with scores added randomly later?

 
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If so, I think I get 9-2 and 8-6 but unsure of which team is on which axis
I edited my post because I think it's just the position on the grid.   I gave up trying to figure out which squares I have since I realized it doesn't matter and I can't count an unnumbered list because when I scroll I lose track.  

so I'm gonna shut up and wait.

 
I edited my post because I think it's just the position on the grid.   I gave up trying to figure out which squares I have since I realized it doesn't matter and I can't count an unnumbered list because when I scroll I lose track.  

so I'm gonna shut up and wait.
True.  I wasn't sure if by randomizing the spots on the grid, he would just go 0-9, 0-9 since people weren't choosing their own spots.  But yeah you could easily randomize the numbers too.

(I pasted into a Word doc and then formatted as a 10x10 table :nerd: )

 
Randomized names go on the grid in the order posted, so Mr Pack (Brats N Cheese) goes in the first square in the upper left corner, Hodor goes in the square to the right of him.

Numbers will THEN be randomized. So, no, Pack is not 0, 0.

I should be able to post the grid shortly. Want to make sure some people see it/can access it.  Then I'll randomize numbers. Or, more accurately, I THINK the site will.

 
And on the plus side, it appears I just tell it when to lock the grid and the site assigns the numbers. So no need for anyone to see my ugly mug.

 
Going to try using the site Raiders posted and see how that goes. I think that'll provide a link to a completed grid I'll post here for all to see. IF Otis doesn't pay by tomorrow, I'll auction his squares off to the highest bidder (He's not really delinquent. He PM'd me 30 mins ago). You'll know what you're bidding on in advance, it will happen here for all to see, and it will go to the overall pot. 

What do we normally do for quarterly payouts? One I did scaled them up last year, and I kinda liked that. $100 Q1, $200 Q2, $300 Q3, $400 End of Game.  Objections? Preferences? 
Q1 100

H 300

Q3 100

Q4 100

Final 400

or similar. I like payouts for both Q4 and Final

 
Losers. Why the hell should Q4 get the big bucks and the final score get squat. Makes no sense. And if there is no overtime, Q4 gets 500 smackaroonies.
Hint I do

150 300 150 400 or 100 300 100 500

I just do 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Final

 
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Losers. Why the hell should Q4 get the big bucks and the final score get squat. Makes no sense. And if there is no overtime, Q4 gets 500 smackaroonies.
I actually like paying on every score best.   $25 for every score.  TD, XP, FG, whatever.  $100 for half.   All the rest for final (SF/NO 48-46 game had 26 scores in it, so that would be $650,  $350 for final for example.) .  I'd be happy to keep track of it live here.    I'm thinking $25 per score, $125 for half, balance for final.

 
I actually like paying on every score best.   $25 for every score.  TD, XP, FG, whatever.  $100 for half.   All the rest for final (SF/NO 48-46 game had 26 scores in it, so that would be $650,  $350 for final for example.) .  I'd be happy to keep track of it live here.    I'm thinking $25 per score, $125 for half, balance for final.
I like that method, too. But explaining it to this crew would be like trying to find four Republicans who don't hate witnesses.

BUt we're certainly fond of conflict and mayhem in here.

 
I like that method, too. But explaining it to this crew would be like trying to find four Republicans who don't hate witnesses.

BUt we're certainly fond of conflict and mayhem in here.
Just saw an old one we did for $10 per.   Paid $40 per score.  Balance at end of game.

 
Losers. Why the hell should Q4 get the big bucks and the final score get squat. Makes no sense. And if there is no overtime, Q4 gets 500 smackaroonies.
In that case, Q4 was getting nothing, and the final score WAS getting the big bucks. Vegas cares not about Q4. Why should we?

 

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