General Malaise
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Footballguy
Immediately start throwing money at lawyers. Thorn, K4 and I will take it from here.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
My god....I am so far down the tarmac on technology it's pathetic. I don't even know what this means. What are you attempting to do? How many computers do you own at home??? Jeezam.question here that I asked in another thread but got ignored...hopefully one of you guys know the answer:
Assumption
[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there
[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive
Questions
1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times
2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?
YSR
Footballguy
RICK"mittens blum" oh holy crapI'm in tears.
Sconch
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
love a woman that appreciates good shtick.
Sconch
Footballguy
I would give her the greatest 26 seconds of her life.love a woman that appreciates good shtick.
phishphan
Footballguy
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Thorn
Footballguy
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
That's the first time I ever read the first post of this thread I think. Awesome.
Not the reponse I was hoping forMy god....I am so far down the tarmac on technology it's pathetic. I don't even know what this means. What are you attempting to do? How many computers do you own at home??? Jeezam.
Assumption
[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there
[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive
Questions
1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times
2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?
3 computers at home (plus anticipating future tablet purchase(s). Basically I want the hard drive to act like a server so I can access all my files on there from any computer.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Nah, the guy from Stand By Me that kilt hisself.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I got lost at "external hard drive". The rest just made me want to drink, though I'd feel the same if I had never seen TF's post.My god....I am so far down the tarmac on technology it's pathetic. I don't even know what this means. What are you attempting to do? How many computers do you own at home??? Jeezam.
Assumption
[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there
[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive
Questions
1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times
2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
1. yes.
Assumption
[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there
[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive
Questions
1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times
2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?
2. You used to need to run a local client on your windows box to allow streaming to your xb360, but it's been several years since I did this. Not sure if they still require this or not.
Thx. Follow up question: How to I actually set it up so the computers will able to read from the hard drive? I've never actually set up a network where all computers can "talk" to each other before. But I assume this is easy, no? Here's what I'm working with:Current Status1. yes.
Assumption
[*]If I have an external hard drive connected via USB to my router with all of my music/pictures stored there
[*]Have itunes on each computer in the house directed to the media folder on the hard drive
Questions
1. Will I be able to direct my itunes app on each computer to the directory on the hard drive - i know i won't be able to play them at multiple times
2. Can I access this music through my Xbox 360 which is networked directly through the router?
2. You used to need to run a local client on your windows box to allow streaming to your xb360, but it's been several years since I did this. Not sure if they still require this or not.
[*]Have my modem and router in media closet
[*]Router (Linksys E3000, 811.n) has a USB input
[*]Xbox and Laptop 1 (Windows 7)are hard wired directly to the router
[*]Up to 4 other computers (Windows XP, imac and Windows Vista) and various mobile devices (Android) are wirelessly connected
[*]Have all media (pictures, movies, music) on an external hard drive
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
whats the model of the hard drive?
Some threads to read:
http://linksys.lithium.com/t5/Wireless-Routers/USB-Hard-Drive-for-E3000-Router/td-p/338460
http://www6.nohold.net/Cisco2/GetArticle.aspx?docid=0868d4e24a6a468280c3cf270c1d6a31_21517.xml&pid=1&converted=0
Some threads to read:
http://linksys.lithium.com/t5/Wireless-Routers/USB-Hard-Drive-for-E3000-Router/td-p/338460
http://www6.nohold.net/Cisco2/GetArticle.aspx?docid=0868d4e24a6a468280c3cf270c1d6a31_21517.xml&pid=1&converted=0
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Thx. Will take a look at those. Not sure of the model off hand, but will check it out when I get home
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Our company's Employee Activity Committee is having "Trivia Night" tomorrow night and I've been asked to be the MC again. I was told I did a great job last time, but came very close to saying some inappropriate things. I told the person in charge of this event that I am making no promises about being appropriate this time since they're having the event at a country club that is 2 minutes from my house (walking distance for someone with the motivation to walk, I obviously won't be walking) and that a few people have already told me they will be buying my drinks for me because of some giant bar tab that I paid for everyone at some other event that I was over-served at. It's been a crappy week, so I already have an excuse to get drunk. And the fact that I am currently hornier than a house-cat is probably going to lead me into making bad decisions tomorrow.
Anyways, anyone have any new one-liners, insults, zingers, jokes or just some good shtick that I can borrow?
Anyways, anyone have any new one-liners, insults, zingers, jokes or just some good shtick that I can borrow?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Be inappropriate using only GMTAN inside jokes.GZ: Sorry that answer is incorrect. You must be totally shuked.GZ: Ten bonus points to the woman in the red skirt. I bet she's got a real Cristo going on under there.GZ: Sorry, that was the correct answer to the second question from round 1. This is round three. Please stop Hippling trivia night.GZ: CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL ON THE INSIDE, RICK.GZ: Now for our Wheelhouse round: To the nearest hundred, how many "Z's" appear in the King James Version of the Bible.GZ: Better slow up on the alcohol intake there, Mrs. B. Don't want to end up camping with Steve, if you know what I mean.GZ: I'd totally like to HomerJ your daughter, sir.GZ: Sorry, ma'am. I'm saving myself for Mrs Cat Shirt Bob.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
It's a given I'm using that one. Thinking about getting a T-shirt made with that written on it.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
A student recognized my name from a piece of fiction I wrote. She read it over a year ago. Her favorite line (which she still remembered): "Run the soap bar between your balls and ass and feel guilty that your roommate uses the same bar on his face."
Welcome to literary fame, DP.
Welcome to literary fame, DP.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Pretty sure she wants to soap your perineum, GBA student recognized my name from a piece of fiction I wrote. She read it over a year ago. Her favorite line (which she still remembered): "Run the soap bar between your balls and ass and feel guilty that your roommate uses the same bar on his face."
Welcome to literary fame, DP.
General Malaise
Footballguy
The song "Old Time of Rock and Roll"....time for it to die, right?
Sconch
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I hate when you do this.No idea why that song was used in Risky Business. Just terrible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Now it's on a commercial with some getting-jiggy-wit-it mom pushing a mop around a hardwood floor (easy Zooks, that's not a euphamism or code for anything boner worthy). CNBC plays it constantly and our going-deaf CFO blares the volume on this channel.
Sconch
Footballguy
The 2 most overplayed/overused songs in tv/movies/commercials:"Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood"I Feel Good" James Brown"Old Time Rock and Roll" is working its way up the charts.Now it's on a commercial with some getting-jiggy-wit-it mom pushing a mop around a hardwood floor (easy Zooks, that's not a euphamism or code for anything boner worthy). CNBC plays it constantly and our going-deaf CFO blares the volume on this channel.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
It's ok if you sit and listen to it by yourself.
Sconch
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I had to use the google to make sure this wasn't some new Fergie song or something.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Yea, I hate Huey Lewis and the News.
Bogart
Footballguy
I want a job where I can watch TV all day.Now it's on a commercial with some getting-jiggy-wit-it mom pushing a mop around a hardwood floor (easy Zooks, that's not a euphamism or code for anything boner worthy). CNBC plays it constantly and our going-deaf CFO blares the volume on this channel.
General Malaise
Footballguy
No...no you don't. Do you like CNBC? Do you like it LOUD! Do you like commercials about Diabetes with Wilfor Brimley, advertisements for Life-Alert and special offers for Rare Collector Plates with faces of Presidents on them played on repeated loops every commercial break? There's no flipping here, pal. It ain't Six Flags.I want a job where I can watch TV all day.Now it's on a commercial with some getting-jiggy-wit-it mom pushing a mop around a hardwood floor (easy Zooks, that's not a euphamism or code for anything boner worthy). CNBC plays it constantly and our going-deaf CFO blares the volume on this channel.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
How many times are you going to bring that up? I apologized...sheesh, you're worse than my wife.The last time I trusted a guy I ended up dressed like Little Bo Peep.So am I. Read it. Trust me.Sweet dreams are made of divorce.Some of them want to use you. Some of them want to get used by you. Some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.Why do I try to be nice to my ex? Sucker for punishment? Not once have I called him about something and thought, gee, I'm glad I called, that was productive.
As I'm unpacking, I come to a set of good dishes his mom got as a wedding gift and passed on to us. I call ex to ask if he'd like to have them or if I should keep them for one of our sons. He says I should give them to him. Perfect. Should I pack them securely for storage? Yes. Then he starts...where are the collector cards and the 50c pieces we got 15 years ago on holidays and his hockey gear and he expects it all Sunday when he drops off the kids and what about his life insurance (that he was always against and hasn't paid the premiums on ever), that had better all be ready for Sunday as well. And the firepit and.. and.. and... He's had 6 months to get things from the old house. I just moved them here why?
I'm working, running a household and unpacking for the family first, guy. You don't even play hockey #######.I'm being serious here!!!111!
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
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