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The wreck of the old bridge has become a great artificial reef. We fish ling cod there in the spring. Only problem is that we've lost hundreds of dollars worth of gear getting snagged on the concrete, twisted steel and dog skeletons.
'Sconch said:
I've seen some pretty dorky footwear in my day...Crocs, Keenes, Brikenstocks...I think these things take the prize for worst look on a human being. Can you take them back?'Oh Yes! said:
In all fairness it was kind of the dog's fault. Some guy had to abandon his car (with the dog inside) on the bridge when it started to hula dance like a drunken Samoan bride. The driver and some other guy tried to get the dog out but it bit both of them.'Sconch said:
lol'B-Deep said:
After your first day of plyometrics, you will need to be put into traction.
Pretty sure Jerry Sundusky has sapped all the fun out of the internet today.
I just say "i-friends," or to my less sophisticated associates, "friends." People accept things easier when it comes in convenient labels.
Wouldn't it suck if there was some guy from Sandusky, Ohio named Jerry and his username was Jerry Sanduski kind of like St. Louis Bob?
Pretty sure you just blew up the space time continum...in other news I'm pretty sure GM is the bestest youth soccer coach in the world as long as he's not Sanduskian his charges
hmmm... 2nd time hearing this in a week. Just visited the inlaws and saw the good-for-nothing tub-o-lard BIL who is now lighter by a good 10-15lbs and pretty ripped. P90x. Or Meth. One or the other.
First time I did P90x, I couldn't lift my arms above my shoudlers for 2 full days.
Sad to say this, but it seems like the YMCA/Oregon Youth Soccer League has better policies in place than Penn State. Obviously I know you jest, but in order to coach youth sports here, we have to submit to a background check, sign a lenthy contract and agree to all sorts of rules and regulations. It's a pain the butt, but I am happy to go through them. As a coach, we are not permitted to give another child a ride in our car without another adult present. There are all sorts of saftey measures we have to agree too which are in place to protect us as much as they are the children. Makes you wonder just how we got here. Actually, doesn't make me wonder...I know exactly how we got here and it is really very frightening to think of all the heinous acts committed by past coaches to get us where we are now. :( 
The guy just booted Hucks for 6 months. He can talk about infusing his pulled pork with jesus for all I care.
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
3rd Grade Boys Hoops will be the first year I'm not on the floor coaching the team. We will have refs this year and I'll be coaching from the sidelines. Anybody got some basic plays and strategies I can use? Mex? Tre? Any booklets?
Nice. What for? Other than being a total ####### dickbag I mean.The guy just booted Hucks for 6 months. He can talk about infusing his pulled pork with jesus for all I care.
If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
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My linkNice. What for? Other than being a total ####### dickbag I mean.The guy just booted Hucks for 6 months. He can talk about infusing his pulled pork with jesus for all I care.
I had to go through the same thing back when I coached my sons' teams (and reffed) 10 or so years ago. I'm not 100% sure but I think it involved providing your SSN and maybe fingerprints to run through the DOJ database. Pretty much the same thing they do when you apply to work at a school. I seem to remember telling the area director "can't you just assume I'm Kosher since I was vetted by the school system?" But apparently not.
Boys, yes.If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
Boys, yes.If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
I never played organized hoops past 5th grade. I probably couldn't explain the "Pick & Roll" with a gun to my head.
I was at work at 6:00 and had an hour meeting followed by 8 scheduled calls every 15 minutes, followed by a 2 hour meeting with the North American Operations leadership group and I'm supposed to keep up this pace until Christmas Eve.I'm going to need a lot more whiskey.
At that age the pick and roll would probably be over their heads too. All you really need is to teach them how to set a pick (and dribble off it) and the give and go.If I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
I never played organized hoops past 5th grade. I probably couldn't explain the "Pick & Roll" with a gun to my head.
This is like deja-vu all over again. GLGB
linkDown to me and one other person in one pool that started with 97. It was $20 to get in and I completely forgot that a portion was going to charity until reminded yesterday. <_< Anyhow, I'm guessing it should be about $1500 or so.'Tiger Fan said:
I'm not shticking about killing these dickmittens. At Cal's former Catholic school, you had to have a background test if you were attending the games. Funny thing is autofill switched by last name/first name so my SS# didn't match and it came back invalid. This all happened during Kindergarten 8/09 and we finally got it all straightened out the last week of school Cal attended 5/11.
Nap, pizza, porn, nap......Rinse and repeat.
Most of this stuff is more for middle/ high school butPlays / DrillsIf I can pass, anybody can.So you're saying I have a background check to prep for in 6 years. Geez....so different from 20-25 years ago.2 months gives you plenty of time to read every Red Aurerbach, Pat Riley, and Phil Jackson book in existence...GO!
But I do love coaching. It's a great deal of fun. I probably take it a bit too seriously, but I think our kids have a great time with it. This is the first year we kept a record or even logged final scores. In the past, it's all been for fun, so ramping up the competition was great. 2 months off until hoops...not sure what I'm going to do with my free time.
I never played organized hoops past 5th grade. I probably couldn't explain the "Pick & Roll" with a gun to my head.
No wonder I'm a freaking wreck.
Oh yeah, I'm giving the CPAP some more serious try than I was. Mrs. SLB said I was snoring REALLY loudly (even for me) Saturday night and she couldn't sleep so she started timing how often I took a breath. Turns out I was taking 1 breathe every 47 seconds.
Day 31.
speaking of which, remember how I got a BS restraining order filed against me 3 years because my then wife was running a playbook that some dickmitten family law attorney told her to do? then it got dismissed since it was a total fabrication?guess who just found out he can't pass a background check.
Good plan. What am I rinsing?
between the pizza and the porn, I'd say just about everything.
