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Fun fact - I loswt my virginity exactly 3 dyas ago and also how efver many years oh my dog hi h'm nt ogood #### you and ythe horse you road in on hi see you later guess hwat my wife is all like blah blah balh and now we're are killijg you in you face an stuf..

 
'Frostillicus said:
Fun fact - I loswt my virginity exactly 3 dyas ago and also how efver many years oh my dog hi h'm nt ogood #### you and ythe horse you road in on hi see you later guess hwat my wife is all like blah blah balh and now we're are killijg you in you face an stuf..
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Dude, I was just about to write the same exact thing
 
'Frostillicus said:
Fun fact - I loswt my virginity exactly 3 dyas ago and also how efver many years oh my dog hi h'm nt ogood #### you and ythe horse you road in on hi see you later guess hwat my wife is all like blah blah balh and now we're are killijg you in you face an stuf..
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Just stumbled into my kitchen like a twink at a Grateful Dead show. Since a faceplant is imminent, ima do it in my bed. Night, drunks.

 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Keys Myaths said:
'Tiger Fan said:
think I'm getting sick :sadbanana:
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That sucks. Bad, or just cold-like crap?
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throughout the day, I've started to feel my throat close up more and more. Starting to get that uncomfortable feeling when I swallow. no fever, just have the feeling something is coming.
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That was exactly me one week ago today. Ended up a nasty sinus infection, like usual. Took one full week, but today was finally more normal. Enjoy. That's why I've been going crazy (BORED) on here...especially the gambling thread, lol.
 
Watching Dual Survival, anybody whatch this? Pretty funny and interesting. I think they're secretly in love. They are making a grass "boat" to float down this river through hippo country. :shock: It's crazy, hippos are gnarly.

:banned:

 
No 2:30 a.m. Central shot? Frosty will be envious that we had tater tots with sour cream, cheese and bacon on them late night tonight. :)

 
Need some GMTAN folks to talk me down here.

It's Brees' bye week. I can start Cam Newton or Carson Palmer. Cam is up against a very good Detroit pass D. Palmer is up against one of the worst pass D's in the league (the Vikes).

I'm thinking of starting Palmer.

Crazy not to go with Newton?

 
'dharmapunk said:
Need some GMTAN folks to talk me down here.It's Brees' bye week. I can start Cam Newton or Carson Palmer. Cam is up against a very good Detroit pass D. Palmer is up against one of the worst pass D's in the league (the Vikes). I'm thinking of starting Palmer.Crazy not to go with Newton?
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Yes. Cam is a must start IMO (unless you have Brees/Rodgers). Take a look a the Denver game from the other night. Tebow was absoltely awful until that last drive and he still put up 18 points.With Cam, you always have that upside of an absolute monster game. And most of the other time he's scoring in the 20s.
 
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'dharmapunk said:
Need some GMTAN folks to talk me down here.It's Brees' bye week. I can start Cam Newton or Carson Palmer. Cam is up against a very good Detroit pass D. Palmer is up against one of the worst pass D's in the league (the Vikes). I'm thinking of starting Palmer.Crazy not to go with Newton?
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I would start Newton vs. Palmer every time, regardless of matchup.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'dharmapunk said:
Need some GMTAN folks to talk me down here.It's Brees' bye week. I can start Cam Newton or Carson Palmer. Cam is up against a very good Detroit pass D. Palmer is up against one of the worst pass D's in the league (the Vikes). I'm thinking of starting Palmer.Crazy not to go with Newton?
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Yes. Cam is a must start IMO (unless you have Brees/Rodgers). Take a look a the Denver game from the other night. Tebow was absoltely awful until that last drive and he still put up 18 points.With Cam, you always have that upside of an absolute monster game. And most of the other time he's scoring in the 20s.
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What he said.
 
What a weird night. So I went out with this blonde I've been out with a couple of times before. I like her, she's pretty good looking, smart, very good job, but she's kinda...brassy? do people still say brassy? She's a fake blonde, has acrylic nails, she's a little older than me, like 40, I mean, she doesn't look cheap, but it's just a bit much. This is not typically my type of girl.

Anyhow, one thing this girl can do is drink. She had a vodka going in the car on the way to the hockey game, and was slugging them at the game to the point where she was pushing my pace. Not to mention at one point near the end of the game we miscommunicate and both end up back at the seats with two beers each, which we chug. After the hockey game we hit up this place where I know the bar manager bc he used to work at one of my regular haunts. We see him, get a seat at the corner of the bar. Believe it or not, I ordered poutine. :unsure:

So up to this point, we've been out a couple times but it's been pretty casual. Certain hurdles have not been crossed. She's hinted that those hurdles probably won't get crossed unless and until we're more of a regular thing. Which is fine, I get that she doesn't want to feel like a slut and I'm not necessarily looking to make her one either.

Then it happens. This little brunette, who works at the same regular haunt comes in. Smoking hot. 23. Kind of what Sandra Bullock would look like if everyone was right when they say Sandra Bullock is hot. She's loud and drunk. She makes an entrance. Big WHOOOOOO yell, sprints up to the bar manager and gives him a hug and actually leaves her feet to wrap her legs around him. She's in a group of a couple guys and a few girls, but it's clear they're just bit players in her crew. The whole place is looking at her. Then she sees me. Screams my name. I'm sitting so I don't get the whole-body hug, but I get a big hug and a kiss.

So as least awkwardly as I can, I introduce this 23 year old 9.7 natural, minimal make-up wearing girl who is draped on me, to my date, a 40 year old 7 who is dolled up as best she can be. I can just see her mind panicking but trying not to show it. She tries to be gracious. But she's being outshone and she knows it. Brunette orders a round of shots for her crew and gets one of the dudes to pay for it. My date instantly says "wait we'll do a shot with you!" She orders, and (here is where it get weird) literally at that moment I get a text from Frosty asking if I want to do a shot with people from GMTAN. :unsure: I text him "funny you should say that. short answer yes."

So we throw back these shots as a group, with my date trying real hard to be the "it" girl, or at least be in the conversation. Within 15 minutes the brunette leaves, on to the next place, leaving the guys to decide whether to abandon their 3/4 full drinks or go with her. They go with her.

From then on my date is all about PDA. I'm not sure if the whole episode turned her on or made her feel like she had something to prove or both, and I'm not sure I care.

Just call me Edwin Moses.

 
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'Thorn said:
What a weird night. So I went out with this blonde I've been out with a couple of times before. I like her, she's pretty good looking, smart, very good job, but she's kinda...brassy? do people still say brassy? She's a fake blonde, has acrylic nails, she's a little older than me, like 40, I mean, she doesn't look cheap, but it's just a bit much. This is not typically my type of girl.

Anyhow, one thing this girl can do is drink. She had a vodka going in the car on the way to the hockey game, and was slugging them at the game to the point where she was pushing my pace. Not to mention at one point near the end of the game we miscommunicate and both end up back at the seats with two beers each, which we chug. After the hockey game we hit up this place where I know the bar manager bc he used to work at one of my regular haunts. We see him, get a seat at the corner of the bar. Believe it or not, I ordered poutine. :unsure:

So up to this point, we've been out a couple times but it's been pretty casual. Certain hurdles have not been crossed. She's hinted that those hurdles probably won't get crossed unless and until we're more of a regular thing. Which is fine, I get that she doesn't want to feel like a slut and I'm not necessarily looking to make her one either.

Then it happens. This little brunette, who works at the same regular haunt comes in. Smoking hot. 23. Kind of what Sandra Bullock would look like if everyone was right when they say Sandra Bullock is hot. She's loud and drunk. She makes an entrance. Big WHOOOOOO yell, sprints up to the bar manager and gives him a hug and actually leaves her feet to wrap her legs around him. She's in a group of a couple guys and a few girls, but it's clear they're just bit players in her crew. The whole place is looking at her. Then she sees me. Screams my name. I'm sitting so I don't get the whole-body hug, but I get a big hug and a kiss.

So as least awkwardly as I can, I introduce this 23 year old 9.7 natural, minimal make-up wearing girl who is draped on me, to my date, a 40 year old 7 who is dolled up as best she can be. I can just see her mind panicking but trying not to show it. She tries to be gracious. But she's being outshone and she knows it. Brunette orders a round of shots for her crew and gets one of the dudes to pay for it. My date instantly says "wait we'll do a shot with you!" She orders, and (here is where it get weird) literally at that moment I get a text from Frosty asking if I want to do a shot with people from GMTAN. :unsure: I text him "funny you should say that. short answer yes."

So we throw back these shots as a group, with my date trying real hard to be the "it" girl, or at least be in the conversation. Within 15 minutes the brunette leaves, on to the next place, leaving the guys to decide whether to abandon their 3/4 full drinks or go with her. They go with her.

From then on my date is all about PDA. I'm not sure if the whole episode turned her on or made her feel like she had something to prove or both, and I'm not sure I care.

Just call me Edwin Moses.
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By brassy, do you mean exhilarating and self-confident or do you mean loud and coarse? I cannot stand to be in the same room as loud and coarse women.

 
'krista4 said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'krista4 said:
No 2:30 a.m. Central shot? Frosty will be envious that we had tater tots with sour cream, cheese and bacon on them late night tonight. :)
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You people and your tot-talk are making me very hungry. :angry:
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Faxing you some smothered tots. :)
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A local bar used to serve "Irish Nachos" on tots. A nice bed of crispy fried tots smothered in meat and cheese and sour cream and jalapenos. Place shut down a couple months ago and I was :sadbanana: - now i need to find a new place to get my tot fix
 
So I'm at the local organic, free trade, hipster coffeehouse enjoying some coffee, a muffin and the atmosphere.

I'm most intrigued by the couple in the booth next to my oversized stuffed chair. Early 20s, both in full running gear but neither have run today. Their hair is perfect. She is rocking the ponytail out of her Reebok ball cap which makes me weak in the knees.

They have the Sunday paper scattered all over the booth as they are looking for the best deals on whatever they are shopping for. But that is not enough resource material for them, no, nowhere close. The guy is rocking not one, but two laptops, and the girl is holding court with her iPad and phone.

I envy and despise this couple all at the same time.

Without them here, the most intriguing couple would be the one at the bar. Her, early 20s, middle Eastern decent, super cute while not beautiful, hipster dress, grey shoes, grey jeans, grey sweater, sipping her coffee in a ridiculously huge mug. Him, late 50s, weather wore guy from years of double shifts at the factory. Vintage Yankees cap to attempt hipness, but his white socks with black walking shoes gives his fashion awareness away. Their conversation is intense as they discuss a variety of subjects. She wants to gain knowledge from the old man. He wants to get in her pants. I bet they both get their wish.

I would start Sidney Rice.

 
'Bogart said:
So I'm at the local organic, free trade, hipster coffeehouse enjoying some coffee, a muffin and the atmosphere. I'm most intrigued by the couple in the booth next to my oversized stuffed chair. Early 20s, both in full running gear but neither have run today. Their hair is perfect. She is rocking the ponytail out of her Reebok ball cap which makes me weak in the knees. They have the Sunday paper scattered all over the booth as they are looking for the best deals on whatever they are shopping for. But that is not enough resource material for them, no, nowhere close. The guy is rocking not one, but two laptops, and the girl is holding court with her iPad and phone. I envy and despise this couple all at the same time. Without them here, the most intriguing couple would be the one at the bar. Her, early 20s, middle Eastern decent, super cute while not beautiful, hipster dress, grey shoes, grey jeans, grey sweater, sipping her coffee in a ridiculously huge mug. Him, late 50s, weather wore guy from years of double shifts at the factory. Vintage Yankees cap to attempt hipness, but his white socks with black walking shoes gives his fashion awareness away. Their conversation is intense as they discuss a variety of subjects. She wants to gain knowledge from the old man. He wants to get in her pants. I bet they both get their wish. I would start Sidney Rice.
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Thus, shall it be done.
 
'bananafish said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'dharmapunk said:
Thanks for talking me down, gents. Going with Cam. :thumbup:
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I'd go with Palmer, tbh. :shrug:
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yep
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I hate the both of you.I also just noticed that I forgot to pick up a defense to cover Houston, whose on a bye. So it probably doesn't matter anyway. I'm 4-6 this season after losing the Superbowl last season. But there isn't a winning record in my entire division. It's like the NFC West before Harbaugh.
 
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