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JerseyToughGuys
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lolzWent up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking.We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Charles is the fake name I use at the bar. Awesome.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Jessica Frech>>>>>>Pomplamoose
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Maybe I'll start using Bob.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.
Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.
What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me.
His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking.
We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story.
Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
Why do people need fake bar names?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Redundant?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
It's kind of like an internet message board alias.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I hear her and Mrs. Otis stayed at the same Laurel Hill Inn, so you have an IN.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
The bouncer won't let you in with your regular name?
Notorious T.R.E.
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I recommend going with the full name: Robert. Full names are better as fake names I think. TREbro uses Stephen.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
This one doesn't seem like it can possibly be true:
Notorious T.R.E.
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I do it because there's usually no point in introducing yourself to one another. I'm not going to remember their name 5 mins from the minute I hear it and I doubt they're going to remember mine. I'm at the point where I do it so often that sometimes it's just automatic when I've had a few drinks.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
Hmmm, I googled it and I guess it's true.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I also use Steven, with a v.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Who the #### buys Glee songs? Aren't they all covers? I mean the Monkees were a fake TV band, but at least the songs were written for them.While Justin Bieber really is horrible, at least he basically created himself via self-promotion and youtube (same with Soulja Boy who also sucks), which is respectable. But Glee just sucks (even though I've never seen it . . . I just know it to be true).
Notorious T.R.E.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
At the risk of asking a dumb question. . .why?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
taken
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Bogart
Footballguy
It started as a joke at work. Could you break Pandora? The joke moved to my brother's cookout where a room full of drunk engineers/lawyers started debating the results.Plus I am done working for the day and need to burn another 90 minutes.
General Malaise
Footballguy
gosh damn you guys are into posting links these days. christ.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
cosjobs
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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I'll accept all sympathetic posts for his pending death. Might as well get them out of the way.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
She has absolutely eroded into a haggardly woman with a shrill voice that could drown out a Monster Truck rally. Not sure what's been going on with her, but she gets uglier by the day. Now Mandy Drury on the other hand...
Notorious T.R.E.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Exactly
Bogart
Footballguy
T&Ps GB.He went too early/It was his time, he was here too long.
You did everything you could/I can't believe you couldn't do more.
You know dogs just can survive a bite/scratch/hit/cancer from a (insert evil source here).
He is in a better place.
Just circle what you need above.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Bogart: 
Wrigley
Footballguy
Just got my nephews xmas list today, one thing really sticks out(he's 5)
Clothes: tops, hoodies, sweaters - size 6 (s), Jeans w/ adjust waist - size 5, athletic pants - size 5/6
Snow Boots - Size 2
Nerf guns
Mustaches
nerf Sword
guns that make noise and sounds
Small Lego Sets
Lego Hero factory
Remote Control Helicopter
kid kills me
Clothes: tops, hoodies, sweaters - size 6 (s), Jeans w/ adjust waist - size 5, athletic pants - size 5/6
Snow Boots - Size 2
Nerf guns
Mustaches
nerf Sword
guns that make noise and sounds
Small Lego Sets
Lego Hero factory
Remote Control Helicopter
kid kills me
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Notorious T.R.E.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
Wrigley
Footballguy
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
yes, I think i need these.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I really want to like these Wasabi Soy almonds, but I don't think it's happening.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why can't they ever set these videos to Yakity Sax? The minute I heard Here Comes the Sun I had to hide my eyes from my co-workers.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
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