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Running with scissors said:
For those of you that haven't been following the "gay marriage makes baby jebus cry" thread, 1) I can't blame you but 2) you're missing a level of meltdown that the love child of Beej and MoP would be envious of.

Some highlights:

Melting...

Melting...

My wife reviewed your posts

INES level 6 incident imminent

Pickle's bet

This is the world I live in

I haz research dollarz

Aren't we all a little Pickles?

Capitalism rocks

KA BOOM!!!!

Bonus

Or just read the thing from about page 30 on. As a body of work it's fascinating.
:thumbup:
I stopped with the second poor usage of "ad hominem". :bs:
 
I killed it. :)
Hardly. This thread is like kudzu.
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The Kudzoo formation fell out of favor in onslaught tournament play years ago because of the weak eastern fronts. Look at all those 1s and 2s.
:lmao:I remember when Kudzoo was all the rage. It just after Thad Moosis swept the Gimsby semi-annuals in near record time. I'll admit that it was fun for a brief while but once it was cracked it was deader than disco.Same thing with the whole D-3-Mako-Mako formation in the late 60s and that Hambone Belgeddes fiasco in the mid-90s.
 
I killed it. :lmao:
Hardly. This thread is like kudzu.
534 678 912672 195 348198 342 567859 761 423426 853 791713 924 856961 537 284287 419 635345 286 179:shuked:
The Kudzoo formation fell out of favor in onslaught tournament play years ago because of the weak eastern fronts. Look at all those 1s and 2s.
:goodposting:I remember when Kudzoo was all the rage. It just after Thad Moosis swept the Gimsby semi-annuals in near record time. I'll admit that it was fun for a brief while but once it was cracked it was deader than disco.Same thing with the whole D-3-Mako-Mako formation in the late 60s and that Hambone Belgeddes fiasco in the mid-90s.
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How come I never decided to throw a few pieces of bacon on the grill while making burgers until today?? I must be missing a piece of my brain to not have thought of this earlier.
Wait, you mean you put them right on the grate?
Yeah. I have a gas grill so the bars of the grate are a little beefier than a normal charcoal grill grate. I thought they would fall through when I first put them on, but they stayed on the grate.
News to me as well, if true. Seems like it would be a hassle. I'm assuming we aren't talking about a flat top on the stove.
No hassle involved. I put the strips down when I was about halfway through cooking the burgers, flipped them once after a few minutes and WA LA, nice crispy bacon on my burger. There is no mess or grease splatter to worry about, it all just drips down and causes flareups that get the bacon flame kissed. :lmao:
 
How can you write a decent love letter in 300 characters? You suck PayPal.

Hey GB, We wanted to send you a care package for your tough time right now. We started with an Asian prostitute but forgot to put air holes in the package when we sent it and now the FBI has a warrant out for a Mr. Harrison Stevens. Sincerely, The FFA
 
UOFI_316 said:
shuke said:
How come I never decided to throw a few pieces of bacon on the grill while making burgers until today?? I must be missing a piece of my brain to not have thought of this earlier.
Wait, you mean you put them right on the grate?
Yeah. I have a gas grill so the bars of the grate are a little beefier than a normal charcoal grill grate. I thought they would fall through when I first put them on, but they stayed on the grate.
jplvr said:
News to me as well, if true. Seems like it would be a hassle. I'm assuming we aren't talking about a flat top on the stove.
No hassle involved. I put the strips down when I was about halfway through cooking the burgers, flipped them once after a few minutes and WA LA, nice crispy bacon on my burger. There is no mess or grease splatter to worry about, it all just drips down and causes flareups that get the bacon flame kissed. :lmao:
Mmmmm...kissing bacon....
 
I'm really starting to subscribe to Sac's Theory Of Lettuce. I always get spinach anyhow when I hit the salad bar,

Bobby, is spinach alright?

 
I'm really starting to subscribe to Sac's Theory Of Lettuce. I always get spinach anyhow when I hit the salad bar,

Bobby, is spinach alright?
Wilted, yes. Fresh? It's actually hard on your system, but it beats a kick in the Favre.
this kind
I suppose instead of fresh, I should have said raw. Raw spinach is hard on your system iirc. Cooked spinach>>>Raw spinach>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kick in the nuts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lettuce
 
St. Louis Bob said:
My parents 40th wedding anniversary is coming up and we were making some plans last night for a party that is going to cost me a grip. We had their 25th party in the basement of our tiny house that was in the middle of being finished so it looked like hell. (Thanks for the help with both parties little sis! I hope the weather in Hawaii is nice!)Now we have some pretty nice digs and we are looking to upgrade next spring and it really got me thinking. I've really never contributed much to society except giving people some cheap laughs and a charitable donation here and there. I have a lot more than I ever should have. Man is that awesome.
My parents 40th is this Sunday.No idea what to get them, so we got them a card and we're letting them see their grandchildren at Atlantis in the Bahamas. They get to play with the children, while me and the wife hit the bars/casino for a week. :pics:
 
St. Louis Bob said:
My parents 40th wedding anniversary is coming up and we were making some plans last night for a party that is going to cost me a grip. We had their 25th party in the basement of our tiny house that was in the middle of being finished so it looked like hell. (Thanks for the help with both parties little sis! I hope the weather in Hawaii is nice!)

Now we have some pretty nice digs and we are looking to upgrade next spring and it really got me thinking. I've really never contributed much to society except giving people some cheap laughs and a charitable donation here and there. I have a lot more than I ever should have. Man is that awesome.
My parents 40th is this Sunday.No idea what to get them, so we got them a card and we're letting them see their grandchildren at Atlantis in the Bahamas. They get to play with the children, while me and the wife hit the bars/casino for a week.

:rolleyes:
You're fast with the quote function. I deleted that post because I thought it may sound self serving when it was really quite the opposite.I'm going to have the party at the casino.

 
Tat said:
shuke said:
How come I never decided to throw a few pieces of bacon on the grill while making burgers until today?? I must be missing a piece of my brain to not have thought of this earlier.
Wait, you mean you put them right on the grate?
when do I get my Skyline? /Ortiz
Season's not over.
so you think he'll start hitting negative home runs now?
We'll have to wait and see.
 
You're fast with the quote function. I deleted that post because I thought it may sound self serving when it was really quite the opposite.

I'm going to have the party at the casino.
sorry about that SLB. My StLouisBob rss feed sends selfserving posts with high importance. !
 
You're fast with the quote function. I deleted that post because I thought it may sound self serving when it was really quite the opposite.

I'm going to have the party at the casino.
sorry about that SLB. My StLouisBob rss feed sends selfserving posts with high importance. !
:shrug: Mrs. SLB last night says, "I'm not sure the casino is a good place. You know how your mom is, she'll want to go gambling." I replied, "she'll be fine. It isn't like she is going to leave the party to gamble. We'll get them a room, she'll bang the hell out of Dad after the party and then she'll go gambling after he passes out."

There isn't a big enough :lmao: after I said that.

 
Remember that time we were at the beach and Hoss wanted to kill JoeT because JoeT told the girl that Hoss liked that we were all here for Hoss's bachelor party and at the same time Gator was puking over the rail onto the bar below while Red tried feverishly to get me to go chat up some latina's so that they would dance with him because "I spoke their language."

Dream or real life? :hophead:

 

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