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GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

'Drifter said:
Put on Dark Side of the Moon, put out some chips and cookies and everything should be fine.

Seriously, I think that the chocolate poses the greater risk than the seasonings. If you have any Hydrogen Peroxide use it to induce the dog to throw up the rest of what's in its stomach.
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Hopefully this will start at the right point if not, FF to about 2:05 of the clip Jimmy Carter helping Teen on Acid Trip

 
'General Malaise said:
Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?
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:lmao: "Hey man, you ever notice how Marmaduke is really dumb? I mean why they gotta make him stupid? Why can't he type and fly planes and play tennis and #### like Snoopy? It's messed up, man."
 
I got my Cosjobs Movember box(es!) of stuff today... wow! :excited:

Thanks a ton - you're a good dude, even if you do give your dogs pot brownies

Tons and tons of stuff

It's BUNCO time!

A couple Perry Mason books for some quality reading on a cold, rainy night

2 horror DVDs including one starring Jason Priestly...how can you go wrong?

A box of truffles - box was a little banged up, but contents are tasty

A bottle of Tempranillo, a 375 mL bottle of Zin and balsamic vinegar - each in it's own Winebat.com insulated carrier

Stone Mountain brand wallet

A HDMI cable

A cool lighter that needs more fluid

A half pint of Pernod

3 pounds of organic whole wheat spaghetti - i was actually out of spaghetti, so perfect timing

A German silicon spatula

A used wine opener with a cork still in it... i suppose to make it so the tip didn't destroy the other goodies

And finally, a UHEM jersey shirt

Super-generous. Thanks a TON cosjobs! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'General Malaise said:
Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?
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:lmao: "Hey man, you ever notice how Marmaduke is really dumb? I mean why they gotta make him stupid? Why can't he type and fly planes and play tennis and #### like Snoopy? It's messed up, man."
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:lmao: "Do you think scooby doo ever tried to drive the mystery machine??"
 
'urbanhack said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'General Malaise said:
Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?
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:lmao: "Hey man, you ever notice how Marmaduke is really dumb? I mean why they gotta make him stupid? Why can't he type and fly planes and play tennis and #### like Snoopy? It's messed up, man."
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:lmao: "Do you think scooby doo ever tried to drive the mystery machine??"
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"Dude, seriously...if you listen to 'Jingle Bells' by those barking dog guys backwards I swear it sounds JUST like 'Alabama Getaway'."
 
My vet was out of the office today, so I called the emergency pet center and the "technician" I talked to recommended I rush him right in as they had anti-toxin meds they could administer.

Not that I don't hold vet techs in high regard, but I called my pharmacist buddy next. I give him the scoop. When he stops laughing he tells me not to worry about it. I ask if I should make him vomit or get some anti-toxins. He told me that ship had sailed. Three hours into it, If the dog was going to die no vomitting or meds were going to stop it at this point. And since the doses ingested were not a a toxic level, he seemed nonplussed.

 
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I'm feeling a lot better about the fact that my #### secret santa gift didn't fit. At least I didn't almost kill anybody's dog.

 
'cosjobs said:
My vet was out of the office today, so I called the emergency pet center and the "technician" I talked to recommended I rush him right in as they had anti-toxin meds they could administer.Not that I don't hold vet techs in high regard, but I called my pharmacist buddy next. I give him the scoop. When he stops laughing he tells me not to worry about it. I ask if I should make him vomit or get some anti-toxins. He told me that ship had sailed. Three hours into it, If the dog was going to die no vomitting or meds were going to stop it at this point. And since the doses ingested were not a a toxic level, he seemed nonplussed.
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:clap: Now we can laugh...well at least without feeling bad about it
 
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those conversations with the vet tech and pharmacist had to be about as funny as the call with the strippers on their way to GM's bachelor party.

 
A note to gift box recipients:

The booze is all 40-60 years old. Unopened. if its not full it just evaporated. Liquor cannot go bad. The wine is normal.

Look in the wallet box.

 
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'cosjobs said:
A note to gift box recipients:

The booze is all 40-60 years old. Unopened. if its not full it just evaporated. Liquor cannot go bad. The wine is normal.

Look in the wallet box.
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Can I have some shwag? When are you coming back to the Chesapeake, Santa Cos?You should smoke that dog's poo later

 
:lmao: :thanks: :tebow: :thanks: :lmao:

Secret Santa gift from cosjobs

[*]Bottle of Pernod

[*]Bottle of Conundrum White wine

[*]2 small bottles of Amaretto di Galliano

[*]Nose hair trimmer (I actually need one of these! :thumbup: )

[*]Bottle of Leyenda dle Milagro Tequila

[*]Can of Forest Green - Dupli-Color Truck, Van & SUV spray paint :unsure:

[*]UHEM jersey

[*]Half pint of Kirschwasser cherry brandy

[*]Half pint of Phillips Sho-Shoe "Grog" (My parents make this the old fashioned way, and call it an Obergut)

[*]Limited Edition of Two-Lane Blacktop on DVD

[*]Box of truffles

[*]Novel - Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

[*]Wallet

[*]Memory stick chock full of countless eBooks :excited: :excited: :excited:

Wow, thank you so much cos! My dog was particularly excited about the amaretto, as you can see. Then I remembered what happened this afternoon and shoo'd her away ;)

 
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'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
:lmao: :thanks: :tebow: :thanks: :lmao:

Secret Santa gift from cosjobs

[*]Bottle of Pernod

[*]Bottle of Conundrum White wine

[*]2 small bottles of Amaretto di Galliano

[*]Nose hair trimmer (I actually need one of these! :thumbup: )

[*]Bottle of Leyenda dle Milagro Tequila

[*]Can of Forest Green - Dupli-Color Truck, Van & SUV spray paint :unsure:

[*]UHEM jersey

[*]Half pint of Kirschwasser cherry brandy

[*]Half pint of Phillips Sho-Shoe "Grog" (My parents make this the old fashioned way, and call it an Obergut)

[*]Limited Edition of Two-Lane Blacktop on DVD

[*]Box of truffles

[*]Novel - Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle

[*]Wallet

[*]Memory stick chock full of countless eBooks :excited: :excited: :excited:

Wow, thank you so much cos! My dog was particularly excited about the amaretto, as you can see. Then I remembered what happened this afternoon and shoo'd her away ;)
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You neglected to photograph the paper bag I included (it was my only humor element).Footfall is a damn good read.

 
'cosjobs said:
I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.
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Good luck cos.
 
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