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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Did you see Disco Stu there? Wait, did this homebrew Christmas party also have a Moonshoe Steeplechase?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
And only 17 episodes, even stoners can pay that much attention.Always liked the theme music too.
-fish-
Footballguy
funny you should ask...hadn't seen her in a couple weeks. after going out to a birthday party last night, she texted just as I was headed home (cab, by the way--yay me). stopped by her house (don't judge me...by now you should expect poor decisions regarding women, especially women with no boundaries or self esteem). since I have absolutely nothing to lose, I told her the whole thing. didn't phase her a bit, although the sex had a sort of angry feel toward it, which was awesome. she wouldn't give me a ride home this morning, though.
phishphan
Footballguy
Wow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...
as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
I guess we could keep each other company in the unemployment line.
as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
I guess we could keep each other company in the unemployment line.
cosjobs
Footballguy
what's you 20 gbWow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Judge you? I want to give you a medal.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Damn. Didn't you get your degree though?Wow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
cosjobs
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
Memphowhat's you 20 gbWow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
General Malaise
Footballguy
GM to Zooks...come in Zooks: Please go in Scrabble.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I was thinking more like a Purple Helmet or Heart or whatever.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Never even heard of it and Dr. Who and his family is a ####.Know what stoners watch? Toddlers & Tiaras. At least they do now. Can. Not. Look away. It's fake, right?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Not really a job mecca nowadays I suppose.What degree/industry for you and wife?Might as well start scoping what's happening where.Memphowhat's you 20 gbWow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
phishphan
Footballguy
Yes, fortunately I did, and I've been working on some IT certs. I figure that I'll take a pay cut to switch to a new field, so was planning on having my wife's salary so we wouldn't notice the cut too bad.My wife is already seriously stressed over her work. I think I'll wait til at least after Christmas to give her this news.Damn. Didn't you get your degree though?Wow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Whoa, they ship far! Love the Jubleale. I'm not usually a 'holiday beerlvr' but this one is outstanding.
General Malaise
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
you got that right.I'm VP of a small lumberyard (been here for 15+ years) and just got a BBA in MIS last year. My wife works in legal for a brokerage firm, and has a BS in criminal justice.Not really a job mecca nowadays I suppose.What degree/industry for you and wife?Might as well start scoping what's happening where.Memphowhat's you 20 gbWow, so as I've mentioned before, we (wife and I) are waiting to see who purchases her employer (of 17+ years) in the next month. There's a very good chance that she and most of the other 1000+ people working in their building will be let go if any one of a few bidders got the company. There is a small chance a PE firm could buy them and then those jobs should be safe. If she did lose her job it would suck, but we'd still have my pay coming in...as of today, there is a very good possibility that Shantytown will be sold in the next month. It also seems that the potential buyer will not be needing my services as Prince of Shantytown.
General Malaise
Footballguy
"Cab driver, there's been a change in plans. U-Turn here and head to Knuckle's."
Dr. Who is garbage.The Prisoner was a British miniseries from the 60s.
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Osaurus
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Back when I was a shovel bum (that's slang for archaeologist), we would spend our evenings smoking and watching Space Ghost Coast to Coast while my roommate was flintknapping (look it up). My fondness for The Prisoner came later. Conversations over the years with other smoking "enthusiasts" reflected a sort of cult following. It was definitely way ahead of its time.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Glad I'm not a dog murderer. That was keeping me up all night last night. My wife's cat must have known because he avoided me all evening and wouldn't cuddle up with me to sleep.
Just as a precaution, I'd probably keep him away from these folks for the time being.
Just as a precaution, I'd probably keep him away from these folks for the time being.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Best stoner show ever.
-fish-
Footballguy
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YSR
Footballguy
Ahh, that's it. I need a life.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
There were times last night when I'd see him passed out on the couch and go wake him to make sure he was okay. I was starting to think who I could blame? It wasn't you tho, gb. I decided it was Tanner's fault. If he didn't post some many gd pics I wouldn't have spent over 30 mins trying to find the GM< football cat. If he were less prolific, I would never have been running late to the doc and I would have remembered to put away the brownies. f'n llllamaGlad I'm not a dog murderer. That was keeping me up all night last night. My wife's cat must have known because he avoided me all evening and wouldn't cuddle up with me to sleep.
Just as a precaution, I'd probably keep him away from these folks for the time being.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Every time I hear this I think of some big steam and spark filled factory churning out thousands of pigeons an hour.'YSR said:
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Hey man, sorry to hear about all your home brew troubles.
sounds like these people are already in on this shtick
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
We're trendsetters, obviously.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
proninja
Footballguy
Daniel's in Bellevue
M
MacArtist
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My engagement party is tonight. 
And I had surgery yesterday to remove my left ovary and a cyst the size of a grapefruit along with some other issues. The surgery went well and everything was clean. It has been a long past six weeks. I got to go home last night and there is no way I'm letting a surgery keep me from the party tonight. Vicodin helps too.
Throughout it all, my GF and I made a promise to stay positive, which we did. And to stay strong, which we did. She has been incredible throughout all this. She drove me to all my appointments, kept a folder together of pertinent information to take to each appointment, etc. Not only that, but she went on a liquid diet with me. I didn't have to ask for anything and would never dream of asking her to do all that she did.
She proposed to me on December 5. She said she wanted me to know she was in it for the long haul, no matter what happens. And she wanted to do it before I went into surgery so that in my mind, if everything went well, I would never doubt her intentions for asking me. In other words, "Is she only asking because I'm ok?"
During our ordeal, I told myself I wouldn't look up anything related to my symptoms, etc. What I didn't know couldn't hurt me and I thought it would be better not to know in order to remain as optimistic and positive as possible. What I didn't know is that she looked up my symptoms and based on what we knew at the time, there was a 90% chance it could be cancer. Thank God she never told me that. But finding that out last night from her after I got home makes me love her even more as she proposed to me knowing that there could be a 90% chance that it wouldn't be good news.
And I had surgery yesterday to remove my left ovary and a cyst the size of a grapefruit along with some other issues. The surgery went well and everything was clean. It has been a long past six weeks. I got to go home last night and there is no way I'm letting a surgery keep me from the party tonight. Vicodin helps too.
Throughout it all, my GF and I made a promise to stay positive, which we did. And to stay strong, which we did. She has been incredible throughout all this. She drove me to all my appointments, kept a folder together of pertinent information to take to each appointment, etc. Not only that, but she went on a liquid diet with me. I didn't have to ask for anything and would never dream of asking her to do all that she did.
She proposed to me on December 5. She said she wanted me to know she was in it for the long haul, no matter what happens. And she wanted to do it before I went into surgery so that in my mind, if everything went well, I would never doubt her intentions for asking me. In other words, "Is she only asking because I'm ok?"
During our ordeal, I told myself I wouldn't look up anything related to my symptoms, etc. What I didn't know couldn't hurt me and I thought it would be better not to know in order to remain as optimistic and positive as possible. What I didn't know is that she looked up my symptoms and based on what we knew at the time, there was a 90% chance it could be cancer. Thank God she never told me that. But finding that out last night from her after I got home makes me love her even more as she proposed to me knowing that there could be a 90% chance that it wouldn't be good news.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Hey gal, sorry to hear about all the troubles with your mommy parts.My engagement party is tonight.
Drifter
Footballguy
Dnaiel's is good. Pretty regularly eat the one in SLU. Just ate there last week as a matter of fact.
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proninja
Footballguy
Clearly you're going to destroy marriage and should be stopped. We don't need this kind of behavior in society.My engagement party is tonight.
proninja
Footballguy
Yeah, in Bellevue they've got a room called the "boardroom" that is in a corner with full windows and seats a dozen. Gorgeous view of the lit up downtown. Couple that with the fact that I work two days between now and Jan 6 and I'm real happy with work.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Shtick aside congrats on the good news.
And congrats on meeting Senor Right.
And congrats on meeting Senor Right.
M
MacArtist
Guest
Thank you, Drifter. We don't have a date set yet nor a state. We will definitely elope. No one from my family would attend. In fact, my parents have not met her yet as they refused to up until yesterday. I got an email saying I could invite her to dinner at the club on Friday, but my mother made it clear she was not invited to any family holiday functions.
So my plan is to tell my mother tmr. that I will spend a couple of hours with them on Christmas Eve but not to expect me on Christmas Day.
M
MacArtist
Guest
Don't forget that if we adopt a bunch of kids, it will turn they gay too.Clearly you're going to destroy marriage and should be stopped. We don't need this kind of behavior in society.My engagement party is tonight.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Who are the female equivalents of Paul Reiser and Greg Evigan?Don't forget that if we adopt a bunch of kids, it will turn they gay too.Clearly you're going to destroy marriage and should be stopped. We don't need this kind of behavior in society.My engagement party is tonight.
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