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We stopped giving gifts a few years ago, except for the kids. Nobody really "needs" anything and we all feel pretty fortunate. It eliminates a hell of a lot of stress and saves most of us some extra cash we can all use.
Pretty sure Christo's going with lipstick reduction over hair removal every time.
This is what we've done on my side of the family, except we still get something for my parents from the kids, and they won't stop giving us cold hard cash every year.I don't know if we'll ever stop exchanging on my wife's side. But we're running out of ideas.We stopped giving gifts a few years ago, except for the kids. Nobody really "needs" anything and we all feel pretty fortunate. It eliminates a hell of a lot of stress and saves most of us some extra cash we can all use.
Sorry to hear about your brand new minivan, man.I also got a Dremel accessory kit
That's what the bourbon is for.
Yes, but he's not any of this in the movie. He's supposed to be an ordinary joe. So if you take away his famous past, he's just a dorky dude. And he's WAY too dorky to be boning Mila Kunis. Come on...Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny.He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.Mila. That's why.whyohwhy?
Let me get this straight- you're saying you know how women think?Yes, but he's not any of this in the movie. He's supposed to be an ordinary joe. So if you take away his famous past, he's just a dorky dude. And he's WAY too dorky to be boning Mila Kunis. Come on...Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny.He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.Mila. That's why.
The guy is marrying them left and right. He knows something.Let me get this straight- you're saying you know how women think?Yes, but he's not any of this in the movie. He's supposed to be an ordinary joe. So if you take away his famous past, he's just a dorky dude. And he's WAY too dorky to be boning Mila Kunis. Come on...Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny.He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.Mila. That's why.
I don't need to be Neil Strauss to know that women who look like Mila Kunis don't sleep with guys who look like Woz, unless it's for money. And I'm damn sure they don't offer up no-strings attached sex without the trappings of dating for short, dorky looking white guys. QB of the football team? Perhaps. Lead guitarist of a rock band? Sure.Let me get this straight- you're saying you know how women think?Yes, but he's not any of this in the movie. He's supposed to be an ordinary joe. So if you take away his famous past, he's just a dorky dude. And he's WAY too dorky to be boning Mila Kunis. Come on...Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny.He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.Mila. That's why.
you are mistaken, unless you also include wealth/power/charisma as equalizers and even then I am sure we would be missing something. I couldn't explain all the women who have slept with me, much less you or someone else.I don't need to be Neil Strauss to know that women who look like Mila Kunis don't sleep with guys who look like Woz, unless it's for money. And I'm damn sure they don't offer up no-strings attached sex without the trappings of dating for short, dorky looking white guys. QB of the football team? Perhaps. Lead guitarist of a rock band? Sure.Let me get this straight- you're saying you know how women think?Yes, but he's not any of this in the movie. He's supposed to be an ordinary joe. So if you take away his famous past, he's just a dorky dude. And he's WAY too dorky to be boning Mila Kunis. Come on...Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny.He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.Mila. That's why.
There was a great line from, I think, an Alamo mini-series.
If I am not mistaken, headhunter Kunis recruited him to work in New York for a job so high-paying that it included a $15,000/mo apartment. So he must have had some #### going for him.
You buy that from the Ken Curtis estate sale?
I had to google that name, Gramps.
Ohhhhhh, so he's rich. Well nevermind everything I said. I thought he was just an average joe.
Does this movie at least show her nips?
Speak for yourself, Machine Gun.
Why is discussion even occurring?Ohhhhhh, so he's rich. Well nevermind everything I said. I thought he was just an average joe.
Hers or his?Ohhhhhh, so he's rich. Well nevermind everything I said. I thought he was just an average joe.
See, now I thought that line would have killed between me, you and cos. I grew up on Gun Smoke. I tried to explain that to my sons the other day when discussing my options for TV shows....Gilligans Island was also discussed at length. Try explaining that one to two very curious and skeptical boys. "Why didn't they just radio for help, dad?"....."They tried, but see...well...you had Gilligan, who...you know what? Here's the remote. Enjoy the free cable."
2-Day returning Jeopardy Champs and their groupies are excluded from this conversation, Eddie Timanous.
I would have gone with "Roy Clark".
If I had played against that guy I would have given him the finger every time he got one right.
Slow day here at GMTAN.Why is discussion even occurring?Ohhhhhh, so he's rich. Well nevermind everything I said. I thought he was just an average joe.
Put one key on each chain. WA LA.
Oh yeah...the concert tonight is at the Crystal Palace. Enjoy the name tag.
Substitute Cuba for Portland and ******* for ##### and this was my Christmas, too...minus actually getting anything from my Secret Santa.
Sorry to hear about you only being able to go to one Latin American tropical paradise a year, man.Substitute Cuba for Portland and ******* for ##### and this was my Christmas, too...minus actually getting anything from my Secret Santa.
Possibly shipped as late as 12/20? Perhaps still in transit?...minus actually getting anything from my Secret Santa.
Really afraid one of the pieces of my secret Santa gift isn't going to arrive.
Ah, poor Keys--in the only other FBG Santa I've done, he got my name, too.Possibly shipped as late as 12/20? Perhaps still in transit?...minus actually getting anything from my Secret Santa.Really afraid one of the pieces of my secret Santa gift isn't going to arrive.
he did do really well with selecting gifts that year. This time sounds shtickier. 
I recommend upgrading, my friend. You shouldn't underestimate the extra motivation to go when you know plenty of hot private college girls will be there in sleek gymwear. I'm not saying you go to ogle or perv or anything like that. This will get you kicked out (if lucky) and/or kicked in the nuts. I'm saying when the scenery is nice you tend to enjoy yourself more, and this helps get you to the gym. Plus the guys at upper end gyms tend to know what they're doing and are pretty cool & friendly about sharing info.The bitter cold forces me inside.Plus, I don't belong to a fancy gym. If my rec center were a bar, it would be a dive bar with Hamms on tap, Whitesnake on the Jukebox, broken pool sticks and Homer bartending. Yeah, it might get an influx around this time of year, but the entire place is about as popular as an STD on a porno shoot.%26%2339%3Bmr%2E furley said:streets are usually pretty wide-open this time of year, gb%26%2339%3BGeneral Malaise said:Yeah, well....I'm about to do the second stupidest thing you can do this time of year. I'm going to the gym to run. Hopefully, there's an open treadmill that will support my new weight class.%26%2339%3Bbentley%26%2339%3B said:
4 miles. Back feels back to normal. Pains all gone. Feeling loose and feeling good. Also, signed back up for Body Pump for the new year. Just me and a bunch of portly women in spandex. Or as Gadzooks calls it, paradise.
"I want a Kentucky Breakfast"
"What's that?"
"A 2 pound steak, a bottle of bourbon, and a dog."
"What's the dog for?"
"To eat the steak."
I'm totally stealing this.
"I want a Kentucky Breakfast"
"What's that?"
"A 2 pound steak, a bottle of bourbon, and a dog."
"What's the dog for?"
"To eat the steak."
Tried for "machine" for my kid's middle name. Got shot down. "Tank" is a solid substitute though. True story, bro.
Have a good one, GB. I'll be at the Pinstripe Bowl on Friday. Rooting for Rutgers because my buddy Acer played them in an ill-fated NCAA 10 dynasty league I was in. And I guess because they're the "home" team.
