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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Do it.
Guster
Footballguy
Oh and for those that can see her (LM) from my page, I'm not sure if all her pics are public, but she has some new modeling photos up
Zow
Footballguy
i'm on it.
Zow
Footballguy
hello, exactly!
Guster
Footballguy
Alright, we've set a location and time (5:30 thurs)Oh and for those that can see her (LM) from my page, I'm not sure if all her pics are public, but she has some new modeling photos up
A couple more pics for those that are following along...My link
yes, please
mr. furley
Footballguy
my dad did this after flipping a golf cartit's definitely possible
I hate that I bet on LSU, but feel worse for TigerFan who shelled out $700 to see this game in person.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I feel bad for everyone who had to watch that crapfest.
mr. furley
Footballguy
worst performance in a big game since....
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HighBeams
Guest
Was anyone else hoping for "Heidi" to start during the game?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Ouch.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah, Homer.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Interesting look. Projects a lot of confidence. Totally reminds me of the investigator chick from The Good Wife (my SO makes us watch it; sorry) in the second pic.Alright, we've set a location and time (5:30 thurs)Oh and for those that can see her (LM) from my page, I'm not sure if all her pics are public, but she has some new modeling photos up
My link
yes, please
No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.at least I had fun tailgaiting slamming beers with jplvr
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Wassamatta you?
Tecumseh
Footballguy
This person just popped up on my FB page under "People You May Know." I don't know her.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You have to PM shuke to get that done.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
How the #### does the #1 team in the country only pass the 50 yard line once??!!??I turned it off in the 3rd. pffffft
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
About 5 hours of sleep Sunday and a solid 3 last night. I feel like I might die.Well, I'm off to exercise.Wassamatta you?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Dude.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Jordan Jefferson = bucket of buttholes
I turned it off in the 3rd. pffffft
it's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
How does the #1 team in the country have a Bucket of Buttholes for their QB??????????Jordan Jefferson = bucket of buttholes
I turned it off in the 3rd. pffffft
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
It was horrifyingit's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Not to pour salt into the womb but I have regrets about watching it for free.it's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.
Not to pour salt into the womb but I have regrets about watching it for free.it's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Did anybody respond to you here?Assuming you are interested in playing the horse races and doing more than just picking the horse that most recently took a dump, the best tip I can give you is to spend a few hours learning how to read a Racing Form. Anybody curious about learning how to play the races WITHOUT taking the time to learn how to read a Racing Form does not have any interest in horse racing.
I'll pause here and await your reply....
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty sure that the answer here is bet the house on Tanner's Old Balls.Did anybody respond to you here?Assuming you are interested in playing the horse races and doing more than just picking the horse that most recently took a dump, the best tip I can give you is to spend a few hours learning how to read a Racing Form. Anybody curious about learning how to play the races WITHOUT taking the time to learn how to read a Racing Form does not have any interest in horse racing.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across. 
Love my Keurig. Was the best thing I got for Christmas last year. Unfortunely, my wife loves it as well. So I didn't get it when I moved out.:whiteguydivorceproblems:Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Is your office that cheap? Uranium prices that low?Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Well, yeah, sure...he can do that. Or he can MAXIMIZE his earnings by Keying Tanner'sOldBalls in an Exacta Wheel with KevzillasMagicalOutterSpaceHair, GadzooksFollies and Shukewich, who is coming off a game effort last trip out at Yonkers, where he was nosed out at the wire by HomersHighschoolHarem. Daily Double players might want to pair Tanner'sOldBalls with KristasSepiaSequins and my longshot pick of the day, HacksGruelingWorkConditions.Pretty sure that the answer here is bet the house on Tanner's Old Balls.Did anybody respond to you here?Assuming you are interested in playing the horse races and doing more than just picking the horse that most recently took a dump, the best tip I can give you is to spend a few hours learning how to read a Racing Form. Anybody curious about learning how to play the races WITHOUT taking the time to learn how to read a Racing Form does not have any interest in horse racing.
Wrighteous Ray
Footballguy
Gambling is very challenging when half of the horses are using aliases.
McBokonon
Footballguy
Teach me, master.Well, yeah, sure...he can do that. Or he can MAXIMIZE his earnings by Keying Tanner'sOldBalls in an Exacta Wheel with KevzillasMagicalOutterSpaceHair, GadzooksFollies and Shukewich, who is coming off a game effort last trip out at Yonkers, where he was nosed out at the wire by HomersHighschoolHarem. Daily Double players might want to pair Tanner'sOldBalls with KristasSepiaSequins and my longshot pick of the day, HacksGruelingWorkConditions.Pretty sure that the answer here is bet the house on Tanner's Old Balls.Did anybody respond to you here?Assuming you are interested in playing the horse races and doing more than just picking the horse that most recently took a dump, the best tip I can give you is to spend a few hours learning how to read a Racing Form. Anybody curious about learning how to play the races WITHOUT taking the time to learn how to read a Racing Form does not have any interest in horse racing.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Aaaaaaaand it's Pastified Forrest by a nose!Well, yeah, sure...he can do that. Or he can MAXIMIZE his earnings by Keying Tanner'sOldBalls in an Exacta Wheel with KevzillasMagicalOutterSpaceHair, GadzooksFollies and Shukewich, who is coming off a game effort last trip out at Yonkers, where he was nosed out at the wire by HomersHighschoolHarem. Daily Double players might want to pair Tanner'sOldBalls with KristasSepiaSequins and my longshot pick of the day, HacksGruelingWorkConditions.Pretty sure that the answer here is bet the house on Tanner's Old Balls.Did anybody respond to you here?Assuming you are interested in playing the horse races and doing more than just picking the horse that most recently took a dump, the best tip I can give you is to spend a few hours learning how to read a Racing Form. Anybody curious about learning how to play the races WITHOUT taking the time to learn how to read a Racing Form does not have any interest in horse racing.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Is your office that cheap? Uranium prices that low?Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
Well, our CFO lives by the following mantras (which he repeats nearly every day) and they have no doubt permeated our office space:[*]You gotta live like a college sophomore
[*]You can ALWAYS add over head
[*]Debt kills
So are we cheap? I prefer the term thrifty.
The reality is, 4 of the guys in this office are here at 4:40am every day. The first pot of coffee is gone before the market even opens. Pot #2 has all the good intentions of being consumed, but invariably, is ice cold by the time yours truly roles into the office. Course, I bring my coffee in from the outside.
Pot #2 is usually a giant waste.As the morning rolls along and the early birds begin to drag, a longing for coffee creeps back in. In the past, we'd dump out Pot #2 and make half a pot or less. Finally, one of our guys had enough and just decided to bring in the one-cupper as a supplement to our coffee addictions. I would never considered one of these things, but I gotta tell you....I'm a huge fan. It's so fast, so fresh and so easy. Love it.
As for the uranium prices, well.....
General Malaise
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I wonder what the ratio of GMTAN Men Over 30 who have been divorced is to Men Over 30 who haven't.
I'm betting the divorcees outnumber them.
My further hypothesis is that this is totally unrelated to the GMTAN's eager consumption of alcohol.
I'm betting the divorcees outnumber them.
My further hypothesis is that this is totally unrelated to the GMTAN's eager consumption of alcohol.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You shoulda bet $700 on Tide ML before the game.it's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.
I paid for my 2010 Rose Bowl trip betting on Ohio State +4.5 against Oregon.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
You can bet on Tanner three times in one race.
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Pretty sure you wasted more of your bosses dime providing that explanation than what a Keurig machine costsIs your office that cheap? Uranium prices that low?Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
[*]You gotta live like a college sophomore
[*]You can ALWAYS add over head
[*]Debt kills
So are we cheap? I prefer the term thrifty.
The reality is, 4 of the guys in this office are here at 4:40am every day. The first pot of coffee is gone before the market even opens. Pot #2 has all the good intentions of being consumed, but invariably, is ice cold by the time yours truly roles into the office. Course, I bring my coffee in from the outside.
As the morning rolls along and the early birds begin to drag, a longing for coffee creeps back in. In the past, we'd dump out Pot #2 and make half a pot or less. Finally, one of our guys had enough and just decided to bring in the one-cupper as a supplement to our coffee addictions. I would never considered one of these things, but I gotta tell you....I'm a huge fan. It's so fast, so fresh and so easy. Love it.
As for the uranium prices, well.....
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why are you so mean to me?Pretty sure you wasted more of your bosses dime providing that explanation than what a Keurig machine costsIs your office that cheap? Uranium prices that low?Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
[*]You gotta live like a college sophomore
[*]You can ALWAYS add over head
[*]Debt kills
So are we cheap? I prefer the term thrifty.
The reality is, 4 of the guys in this office are here at 4:40am every day. The first pot of coffee is gone before the market even opens. Pot #2 has all the good intentions of being consumed, but invariably, is ice cold by the time yours truly roles into the office. Course, I bring my coffee in from the outside.
As the morning rolls along and the early birds begin to drag, a longing for coffee creeps back in. In the past, we'd dump out Pot #2 and make half a pot or less. Finally, one of our guys had enough and just decided to bring in the one-cupper as a supplement to our coffee addictions. I would never considered one of these things, but I gotta tell you....I'm a huge fan. It's so fast, so fresh and so easy. Love it.
As for the uranium prices, well.....
Sammy3469
Footballguy
Bacause I careWhy are you so mean to me?Pretty sure you wasted more of your bosses dime providing that explanation than what a Keurig machine costsIs your office that cheap? Uranium prices that low?Co-worker bought us a Keurig One-Cup Coffee machine for Xmas. A better invention I have yet to come across.
[*]You gotta live like a college sophomore
[*]You can ALWAYS add over head
[*]Debt kills
So are we cheap? I prefer the term thrifty.
The reality is, 4 of the guys in this office are here at 4:40am every day. The first pot of coffee is gone before the market even opens. Pot #2 has all the good intentions of being consumed, but invariably, is ice cold by the time yours truly roles into the office. Course, I bring my coffee in from the outside.
As the morning rolls along and the early birds begin to drag, a longing for coffee creeps back in. In the past, we'd dump out Pot #2 and make half a pot or less. Finally, one of our guys had enough and just decided to bring in the one-cupper as a supplement to our coffee addictions. I would never considered one of these things, but I gotta tell you....I'm a huge fan. It's so fast, so fresh and so easy. Love it.
As for the uranium prices, well.....
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