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Another caveat: Euro-style cultured butter is difficult to find around here (if not impossible) and totally delicious. If I knew the first thing about making it, I would totally do that.
They don't cover butter in modernist cuisine?
They do. However Blumenthal's "proper" recipe requires a $20k Combi oven, European creme fraiche "starter culture", $90 worth of chemical stabilizers, a permit to own that much liquid nitrogen, and a Japanese dairy cow with enough ironic detachment and world-weary ennui to be considered "modernist".
 
Oh and just to add to the :lmao: I may have dislodged my side view mirror on the way here...oopsWe went to her parents house (watching her son during the date) and on the drive from there to here I might have been trying to text as I drove into a mailbox on the side of the road. #### :bag:
Big fan of auto jousting?
 
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Looking forward to the full :popcorn: version from GBGuster, hopefully tomorrow.
Volume 1... The lead-in:I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. It was so f'ing worth itWe met up at the bar around 5:30 or so last night and instantly started pounding wine. She was a really cool girl - I was kinda surprised by how smart she seemed considering the first time I met her she had just walked into a door. Turns out we had to meet up so early because her parents were watching her son for her and she told them she was at a work event. At one point we may have asked our waitress if they had someplace more private so we could go and make sexy time. :excited:  they didn't and despite her initial hesitancy, she told me to follow her back home. We went to her parents house so she could pick up her son. Apparently as soon as she came in, her dad (works at my work, is 3 or 4 levels above me) asks who the other car in the driveway is. She ignores him and texts me her address and tells me to go ahead. On the drive there I am texting and looking at the map on my phone and I inadvertently clipped a mailbox. I now have a nice scratch down the side of my car, a dangling side view mirror and a flat tire :smh:She shows up, puts her son to bed and then the fun begins. We instantly go into her bedroom and the clothes drop to the floor...
 
Looking forward to the full :popcorn: version from GBGuster, hopefully tomorrow.
Volume 1... The lead-in:I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. It was so f'ing worth it

We met up at the bar around 5:30 or so last night and instantly started pounding wine. She was a really cool girl - I was kinda surprised by how smart she seemed considering the first time I met her she had just walked into a door. Turns out we had to meet up so early because her parents were watching her son for her and she told them she was at a work event. 
:lmao: :lmao: Waiting for volume 2.....

 
'UOFI_316 said:
So Guster banged the daughter of an indirect work superior, Zooks wants to bang the daughter of his bank president. Is this the new craze.
Somehow I managed to skip right by that nugget that the girl is daughter of a work superior. This is so adding to my enjoyment.
 
Re Homer's text:12
I'd like to take a moment to express my love of Homer. I love that he sends a beautiful text of girls kissing late at night and I know that he was probably up most of night drinking and yet there he is posting in the USA/IRAN War thread at 8:24am this morning. How can you not love him?
 
Another caveat: Euro-style cultured butter is difficult to find around here (if not impossible) and totally delicious. If I knew the first thing about making it, I would totally do that.
They don't cover butter in modernist cuisine?
They do. However Blumenthal's "proper" recipe requires a $20k Combi oven, European creme fraiche "starter culture", $90 worth of chemical stabilizers, a permit to own that much liquid nitrogen, and a Japanese dairy cow with enough ironic detachment and world-weary ennui to be considered "modernist".
I had a half-formed gag in my head involving Joyce or the Bauhaus, but I see there's need now. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
'Guster said:
Volume 3...Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. I've been with girls that thought they could/had squirted before. Um, no. This was unlike anything I'd ever experienced. Just massive amounts of fluid (is it pee?) squirting out as she came. Over and over and over again. 7 times total over the course of the date, the last not being quite as wet as the previous but still freakin awesome. The bed was completely soaked. Nothing was off limits. Nothing. She was fairly loud with her moans - there were a couple times I was afraid she might wake her son up but I just didn't care. I have no clue what time we fell asleep but we had a couple more sessions during the night as one of us would roll over and we'd both sorta be awake. Her body is absolutely incredible. Super tight but still has hips, nice little curves and a completely spankable ###. It will be a sad day when I forget the vision of her riding me, but I think that one will be etched in my mind for a long time. I think I probably got about 3 or 4 hours of sleep total and as a result of my flat tire I'm missing my 8am meeting, but I just don't care. We got in one last quick session this morning before I left. So with all that said, we're planning on getting together again on Saturday.  :thumbup:Oh, and I only managed to get one pic and it's blurry because she was laughing and pulling the covers over her. I told her I'd let it slide for now but I expected better pics on Saturday :excited:
I'm gonna need a minute to digest that. Be right back.
 
Epilogue...

Unfortunately, we were so busy drinking that we kinda forgot to eat food. My head is a little foggy this morning and I just want my tires to be put on so I can go get a sausage mcmuffin.

I'm going to be about 2-2.5 hours late to a four hour meeting. I'm still wearing the same clothes from yesterday. My hands smell like, um, her. I need a quick shower before I drag myself into work.

 
And now for something completely different...

Weather Chat!

It's snowing like a mofo up in here! I have no idea how many inches I got but man does it look pretty! (:softball:)

The wife just called: she drove a long hour to work (it usually takes 40 minutes, tops) only to be informed that they closed all the schools. :mad:

So her and the boy are on their way back, and I can see my hungover butt soon layered up and pulling a sled with 40 pounds of ecstatic munchkin aboard.

Fortunately I still have the Partagas I got for xmas in the freezer. If I'm going to huff and puff in the snow, I might as well huff and puff some fine Cuban seed.

 
Guster is indeed living the dream. Like many of you, I've seen many photos of this woman. I'm am so envious of that lucky SOB. Wow.
I'm too lazy to figure out who she is via FaceBook and look at her pics. However, I did just see the "blury picture of her laughing and pulling the covers over her" and I just stood up at my desk at work and applauded Sir Guster.
 
Apologies for my minor Hippling. I was busy drinking all day and night and had neither the time nor the inclination to pop in here, so there was some catching up that needed done.

Also, congrats to Guster. :thumbup: :thumbup:

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Re Homer's text:12
There really is no wrong answer here, but 2 > 1
Better face but looks kind of chubby IMO, esp. given she's really young.
Did we get the pics in the same order? Green=2 right? Chubby? Ok Otis. ;)
She's referring to the two girls in the first pic. The licker and the lickee. The lickee is a bit chubby but has HUGE cans and a very pretty face. If you go to my FB page, one of the first pics is me and her...she's wearing a Browns shirt. And wearing it quite well. The licker is the one from the 2nd pic...she's the hot bartender I banged back in the Summer.
T in the Browns shirt= :wub:
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Re Homer's text:12
There really is no wrong answer here, but 2 > 1
Better face but looks kind of chubby IMO, esp. given she's really young.
Did we get the pics in the same order? Green=2 right? Chubby? Ok Otis. ;)
She's referring to the two girls in the first pic. The licker and the lickee. The lickee is a bit chubby but has HUGE cans and a very pretty face. If you go to my FB page, one of the first pics is me and her...she's wearing a Browns shirt. And wearing it quite well. The licker is the one from the 2nd pic...she's the hot bartender I banged back in the Summer.
T in the Browns shirt= :wub:
:goodposting: She's supercool too. I tried to make some sexytime with her a few weeks ago but she was kinda freaked that I nailed her best friend. Or she was just using that as an excuse to get a fat drunk guy to stop fondling her. :shrug:
 
What with Guster, Homer and Zooks' exploits...and hell, even offdee with his Canadian girlfriend, I'm starting to feel a little 'grass is greener' envy even in spite of my current workout motivation program.

 
What with Guster, Homer and Zooks' exploits...and hell, even offdee with his Canadian girlfriend, I'm starting to feel a little 'grass is greener' envy even in spite of my current workout motivation program.
So, I have to ask. You've already worked out 20 days this month, right?
I think I'm 11/13 and have collected on 9 thus far.
You know I work in collections, right? :rollsupsleeves:
 

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