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They do. However Blumenthal's "proper" recipe requires a $20k Combi oven, European creme fraiche "starter culture", $90 worth of chemical stabilizers, a permit to own that much liquid nitrogen, and a Japanese dairy cow with enough ironic detachment and world-weary ennui to be considered "modernist".
<_< This is what the locked down twitters is supposed to be for.
Big fan of auto jousting?Oh and just to add to theI may have dislodged my side view mirror on the way here...oopsWe went to her parents house (watching her son during the date) and on the drive from there to here I might have been trying to text as I drove into a mailbox on the side of the road. ####
Volume 1... The lead-in:I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. It was so f'ing worth itWe met up at the bar around 5:30 or so last night and instantly started pounding wine. She was a really cool girl - I was kinda surprised by how smart she seemed considering the first time I met her she had just walked into a door. Turns out we had to meet up so early because her parents were watching her son for her and she told them she was at a work event. At one point we may have asked our waitress if they had someplace more private so we could go and make sexy time.Looking forward to the fullversion from GBGuster, hopefully tomorrow.
they didn't and despite her initial hesitancy, she told me to follow her back home. We went to her parents house so she could pick up her son. Apparently as soon as she came in, her dad (works at my work, is 3 or 4 levels above me) asks who the other car in the driveway is. She ignores him and texts me her address and tells me to go ahead. On the drive there I am texting and looking at the map on my phone and I inadvertently clipped a mailbox. I now have a nice scratch down the side of my car, a dangling side view mirror and a flat tire :smh:She shows up, puts her son to bed and then the fun begins. We instantly go into her bedroom and the clothes drop to the floor...
Volume 1... The lead-in:I'm tired. I didn't get much sleep last night. It was so f'ing worth itLooking forward to the full
We met up at the bar around 5:30 or so last night and instantly started pounding wine. She was a really cool girl - I was kinda surprised by how smart she seemed considering the first time I met her she had just walked into a door. Turns out we had to meet up so early because her parents were watching her son for her and she told them she was at a work event.
Waiting for volume 2.....
I'd like to take a moment to express my love of Homer. I love that he sends a beautiful text of girls kissing late at night and I know that he was probably up most of night drinking and yet there he is posting in the USA/IRAN War thread at 8:24am this morning. How can you not love him?
I had a half-formed gag in my head involving Joyce or the Bauhaus, but I see there's need now.
I'm gonna need a minute to digest that. Be right back.'Guster said:Volume 3...Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. I've been with girls that thought they could/had squirted before. Um, no. This was unlike anything I'd ever experienced. Just massive amounts of fluid (is it pee?) squirting out as she came. Over and over and over again. 7 times total over the course of the date, the last not being quite as wet as the previous but still freakin awesome. The bed was completely soaked. Nothing was off limits. Nothing. She was fairly loud with her moans - there were a couple times I was afraid she might wake her son up but I just didn't care. I have no clue what time we fell asleep but we had a couple more sessions during the night as one of us would roll over and we'd both sorta be awake. Her body is absolutely incredible. Super tight but still has hips, nice little curves and a completely spankable ###. It will be a sad day when I forget the vision of her riding me, but I think that one will be etched in my mind for a long time. I think I probably got about 3 or 4 hours of sleep total and as a result of my flat tire I'm missing my 8am meeting, but I just don't care. We got in one last quick session this morning before I left. So with all that said, we're planning on getting together again on Saturday.Oh, and I only managed to get one pic and it's blurry because she was laughing and pulling the covers over her. I told her I'd let it slide for now but I expected better pics on Saturday
softball
Someone needs to PM me the login info...never got it from TF.
I'm too lazy to figure out who she is via FaceBook and look at her pics. However, I did just see the "blury picture of her laughing and pulling the covers over her" and I just stood up at my desk at work and applauded Sir Guster.
:finger:
T in the Browns shirt='Homer J Simpson said:She's referring to the two girls in the first pic. The licker and the lickee. The lickee is a bit chubby but has HUGE cans and a very pretty face. If you go to my FB page, one of the first pics is me and her...she's wearing a Browns shirt. And wearing it quite well. The licker is the one from the 2nd pic...she's the hot bartender I banged back in the Summer.Did we get the pics in the same order? Green=2 right? Chubby? Ok Otis.
Is that your boxer in your avatar? How old?I was hoping the picture in the latest tweet was going to be the same picture that was being shared via texts earlier...
T in the Browns shirt='Homer J Simpson said:She's referring to the two girls in the first pic. The licker and the lickee. The lickee is a bit chubby but has HUGE cans and a very pretty face. If you go to my FB page, one of the first pics is me and her...she's wearing a Browns shirt. And wearing it quite well. The licker is the one from the 2nd pic...she's the hot bartender I banged back in the Summer.Did we get the pics in the same order? Green=2 right? Chubby? Ok Otis.
She's supercool too. I tried to make some sexytime with her a few weeks ago but she was kinda freaked that I nailed her best friend. Or she was just using that as an excuse to get a fat drunk guy to stop fondling her. 
Screw you. I'm considering putting the moves on my dryer.
"Is it lint?"
Oops, Fabric Softener
Pic posted in twitter feed
And while springtime is ours Throughout all of youth's hours,Let us smile each chance we get.
Testicular static cling is no laughing matter.
That would explain the facebook comments.
So, I have to ask. You've already worked out 20 days this month, right?
I think I'm 11/13 and have collected on 9 thus far.
BTW, the text last night was my awkward attempt at Twittering my #####en moccasins.
I was wondering what that was all about. Thought it was some kind of weird code that I didn't understand.
You know I work in collections, right? :rollsupsleeves:
