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Is it really weird that I get an almost climax-like sensation from a good q-tipping? I mean, I can sit for 10 minutes with the thing buried in my ear. My eyes always roll back in my head and my tongue inevitably goes straight to the roof of my mouth. Almost nirvana.I need help.
DamnI might be able to get her a job as the mid-west distributor for Dewar's candy.Oh, never mind.
I'll kill you both and urinate on your corpses!!
Now I have a friend request from a B.H. 100 friends and I don't recognize a one of them. <_<
Black Mamba
Debby BoonI'll kill you both and urinate on your corpses!!
Uncle Tupelo
you got old enough to get your ipension?
. He said they would pay for my our trip if they go through with it.
I'll kill you both and urinate on your corpses!!
They no longer give you the option to include a message with the friend request.
Yeah.
That blows. Sorry to hear it.
You should give the Wild Turkey to Cal's teacher.I'm not saying that because I'm a teacher. I'm saying it because I'm somewhat of a drunk.
Oh I would love to give it to his teacher.
General population: DrunkGMTAN: Mormon elder
I get that all the time too.Oh I would love to give it to his teacher.
Is one of them mine?
Pat Mello
GB having avatars turned off.
On mobile? If so you might be seeing profile pics and not avatars?
yours is one of the two I can see
Hhhmmmm.... a sister in Boston. Ask her if she'd like to cornhole with Gadzooks and Thorn sometime. Say it in those exact words.Oh and sorry about that other stuff. Glad your Mom's ok.
Sounds like a crappy day, but glad to hear your mom is ok!
I'm leaving the office now, then getting wasted. After that I might make awkward, uncoordinated, love to your future wife.
I'll be waiting for you in the drunk thread. Just poured Jack n Coke #1
Leaving now.
This is like the big tall white guys I play basketball with. They're not very fluid or agile, but they sure do push really hard.
Just my way of saying, "Goodnight! And, Tanner, feel free to imagine for a moment that you might not be the oldest person on the internet."
You should play with Homer.
I somewhat agree with you, but in today's world, it's much safer to put it up at work and phone friends/relatives etc. I don't mind, I usually buy something to help them out.Does anyone else have a problem with people bringing in their kids' fundraising forms to work? At least twice a month I get an email "Le-a Von Lazy is selling pizzas for her underwater field hockey team. If we reach $27,000, we get a new puck! Sign up is in the break room"My parents never did this. My dad always said that if I wanted to sell something for a fundraiser, I had to ask the people myself. I hated it then, but understand it now. I would buy a lot of good ####, but pass on it because the kid doesn't/can't ask me. Am I jerk for that?I was talking with my GB about this a while back and he agreed. His 6 year old daughter is just now in Girl Scouts and it's cookie time. He had her call me up tonight to ask if I wanted any. She went through the entire list, told me what they cost and told me when money was due and when delivery would be. After I bought more boxes than I should have, she thanked me and asked when I could come over again with our dog to play with their dog.Good parenting and well adjusted kids are still out there
Can you post your modified recipe? I agree that the one I've been using asks for WAY too much liquid. But I love, love, love chicken bog, so help me, Obi-wan.Chicken bog almost ready to go.....just need chicken, sausage, and onion. That's gonna be good crock pot chicken.
Eff YOU CANCER! My buddy finds out he has it last July and 6 months later he's gone.RIP Howie, I will miss you my friend.
I've been lucky enough to have been with 4 of them in my lifetime.So awesome. 
