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'cosjobs said:
'Kubes said:
So far today my wife got laid off and my car broke down and had to be towed.
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:highfive:I spent all morning in the ER with my mom (she's ok), all afternoon at the DMV applying for a lost title, and on the way home I got a call from my sister in Boston asking about my mother- in a school zone in front of a cop=$300 fine.
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Sorry to hear about your mother, but happy she's OK.Sucks about the ticket too.
 
Sorry to hear Zooks.

I lost a very dear friend a few months ago to the same thing.

Very sorry to hear it.

Hang in there.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Is being diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer basically a death sentence? I have a buddy who just found out last week that he has Stage 4 cancer in his brain and lungs. Haven't seen him much over the last couple years since he moved. One of the funniest guys I've ever met, though he's one of those guys that if he wasn't your friend, you'd absolutely hate him. He's been using steroids for almost 20 years now, he's divorced twice and has cheated on every girlfriend and wife he's ever had. He also has 2 kids with different mothers, 1 of those kids came from a one night stand when he was 20 and that kid is now 17 and just had a kid with his girlfriend, so my buddy who is 38 years old is also a grandfather. For a while he was body builder and a male stripper, which is why he first got into steroids, but even though hasn't been into body building or stripping for years now, he still would use steroids because he could stand seeing his body get smaller. I can't really think of many endearing qualities he possesses other than the fact that he has always been incredibly loyal to his friends (I can't even count how many fights he got into standing up for his friends) and he was truly hilarious. He told me he's gonna beat the **** out of cancer and survive. But from everything I've heard I think Stage 4 means that the end is near. Also, has there ever been any medical evidence to support that prolonged steroid use can cause cancer?
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Eff YOU CANCER! My buddy finds out he has it last July and 6 months later he's gone.RIP Howie, I will miss you my friend.
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Damn. So sorry GB. :( :cry: :(
 
Sorry to hear about all your wives, mothers, buddies, phone calls...

Anyone with a young daughter watch the Barbie movies?? How old would you say Barbie is?? Her and her friends all wear two pieces, and I am trying to decide if I am venturing into Homer territory. My link

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
Is being diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer basically a death sentence? I have a buddy who just found out last week that he has Stage 4 cancer in his brain and lungs. Haven't seen him much over the last couple years since he moved. One of the funniest guys I've ever met, though he's one of those guys that if he wasn't your friend, you'd absolutely hate him. He's been using steroids for almost 20 years now, he's divorced twice and has cheated on every girlfriend and wife he's ever had. He also has 2 kids with different mothers, 1 of those kids came from a one night stand when he was 20 and that kid is now 17 and just had a kid with his girlfriend, so my buddy who is 38 years old is also a grandfather. For a while he was body builder and a male stripper, which is why he first got into steroids, but even though hasn't been into body building or stripping for years now, he still would use steroids because he could stand seeing his body get smaller. I can't really think of many endearing qualities he possesses other than the fact that he has always been incredibly loyal to his friends (I can't even count how many fights he got into standing up for his friends) and he was truly hilarious. He told me he's gonna beat the **** out of cancer and survive. But from everything I've heard I think Stage 4 means that the end is near. Also, has there ever been any medical evidence to support that prolonged steroid use can cause cancer?
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Eff YOU CANCER! My buddy finds out he has it last July and 6 months later he's gone.RIP Howie, I will miss you my friend.
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Sorry Zooks.
 
'UOFI_316 said:
Sorry to hear about all your wives, mothers, buddies, phone calls...

Anyone with a young daughter watch the Barbie movies?? How old would you say Barbie is?? Her and her friends all wear two pieces, and I am trying to decide if I am venturing into Homer territory. My link
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All the time. I like to think she's 22.
 
Anybody ever have a hair fall out of their mustache and into their mouth? And then get it stuck between your teeth, annoying the #### out of you? And you really can't just reach in there and get it, because you're on the fracking elliptical in the middle of your gym, and you don't want to go to your mouth and then handle the machine? So you just silently pad away, seething, for another 15 minutes?

Yeah, me either. :unsure:

 
From my bball game tonight:

"So the girls' team falls by a final of 45-42. We'll be right back to rape... :shock: ... :shock: ...wrap things up, right after this."

:wall:

 
Got some really good clearance wine values at World Market today:

Eroica - Ch. Saint Michelle, Washington State. This is a joint wine project by ChStM and Dr. Losen, from Germany- one of the world preeminent Riesling winemakers. THis example is a truly admirable wine- keeping the Riesling character, but infusing new world complexity of fruit and minerality without the austerity of many old world premium Rieslings. Year in and year out, this is always one of my favorites- it goes great with fish or chicken or by itself. Normally runs about 20/bottle and is a good value there, but it was 10/bottle at WM yesterday. I will visit all there stores within 20 miles Sat and buy all they have.

Bridgeview Gewurztraminer - nice and crisp wurtz- fantastic paired with spicy food- there is probably no better choice for Thai or spicy Japanese or even Mexican. This wine is made in Southern OR and a fine example of the varietal At $5 a bottle, buy everything on the shelf. It will keep for years.

 
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'bentley said:
I'm going to see Emanuel Ax at the Symphony tomorrow night.LOOK AT ME! I HAVE CULTURE!
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Holy ####, I'm drunk. It occurred to me today Gain that even,ry social setting I've ever been in was really just getting drunk in a different environment. Headed to the mountains? I'll just be here getting hammered at the ski lodge. On a guided fishing trip? No need for a pole, I've got this giant whiskey sour to keep me company. On the beach? Why yes, I will have a margarita at 8 am. In conclusion, I'm sitting on my couch in a suit and tie drinking busch light out of a bag.
 
'bentley said:
'bentley said:
I'm going to see Emanuel Ax at the Symphony tomorrow night.LOOK AT ME! I HAVE CULTURE!
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Holy ####, I'm drunk. It occurred to me today Gain that even,ry social setting I've ever been in was really just getting drunk in a different environment. Headed to the mountains? I'll just be here getting hammered at the ski lodge. On a guided fishing trip? No need for a pole, I've got this giant whiskey sour to keep me company. On the beach? Why yes, I will have a margarita at 8 am. In conclusion, I'm sitting on my couch in a suit and tie drinking busch light out of a bag.
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Are we brothers?
 
Cos> what time do you get started out at the south Austin hippie ranch? I may try to bring JR down midmorning on Sunday or Monday.

 
'bentley said:
Cos> what time do you get started out at the south Austin hippie ranch? I may try to bring JR down midmorning on Sunday or Monday.
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You say tell me that every time you get drunk of a Friday night.Someone is up and around by 7:30. I usually take my coffee around 8:30-9:00, but I would be happy to meet you however early you want to come and make you hot biscuits and country sausage. I love cooking for my friends.
 
'bentley said:
'bentley said:
I'm going to see Emanuel Ax at the Symphony tomorrow night.LOOK AT ME! I HAVE CULTURE!
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Holy ####, I'm drunk. It occurred to me today Gain that even,ry social setting I've ever been in was really just getting drunk in a different environment. Headed to the mountains? I'll just be here getting hammered at the ski lodge. On a guided fishing trip? No need for a pole, I've got this giant whiskey sour to keep me company. On the beach? Why yes, I will have a margarita at 8 am. In conclusion, I'm sitting on my couch in a suit and tie drinking busch light out of a bag.
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We should date.
 
'YSR said:
'Osaurus said:
Chicken bog almost ready to go.....just need chicken, sausage, and onion. That's gonna be good crock pot chicken. ;)
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Can you post your modified recipe? I agree that the one I've been using asks for WAY too much liquid. But I love, love, love chicken bog, so help me, Obi-wan.
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I stay pretty much true to the posted recipe including the chicken stock. So 8 cups liquid total. You could go less water or just take the lid off the slow cooker for an hour or so before you add the rice. I am using basmati rice so it soaks up more liquid. Let me know if you have other questions.
 
Second date tonight. Not sure how early it'll start but we're going to see a concert later.

She wanted me to come out last night too, but I had my daughter.

I also have plans to get together with my buddies to watch the game(s)

Gotta pace myself or else I might totally flame out before I can achieve glory

Must stay disciplined and focused

 
'Guster said:
Second date tonight. Not sure how early it'll start but we're going to see a concert later. She wanted me to come out last night too, but I had my daughter. I also have plans to get together with my buddies to watch the game(s)Gotta pace myself or else I might totally flame out before I can achieve gloryMust stay disciplined and focused
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Slow down.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Guster said:
Second date tonight. Not sure how early it'll start but we're going to see a concert later. She wanted me to come out last night too, but I had my daughter. I also have plans to get together with my buddies to watch the game(s)Gotta pace myself or else I might totally flame out before I can achieve gloryMust stay disciplined and focused
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Slow down.
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:lmao:Doing dinner after the first game and then the concert
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'bentley said:
'bentley said:
I'm going to see Emanuel Ax at the Symphony tomorrow night.LOOK AT ME! I HAVE CULTURE!
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Holy ####, I'm drunk. It occurred to me today Gain that even,ry social setting I've ever been in was really just getting drunk in a different environment. Headed to the mountains? I'll just be here getting hammered at the ski lodge. On a guided fishing trip? No need for a pole, I've got this giant whiskey sour to keep me company. On the beach? Why yes, I will have a margarita at 8 am. In conclusion, I'm sitting on my couch in a suit and tie drinking busch light out of a bag.
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We should date.
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You can have bentley. I'll tak cos
'cosjobs said:
I would be happy to meet you however early you want to come and make you hot biscuits and country sausage. I love cooking for my friends.
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'Guster said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Guster said:
Second date tonight. Not sure how early it'll start but we're going to see a concert later. She wanted me to come out last night too, but I had my daughter. I also have plans to get together with my buddies to watch the game(s)Gotta pace myself or else I might totally flame out before I can achieve gloryMust stay disciplined and focused
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Slow down.
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:lmao:Doing dinner after the first game and then the concert
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ATTABOY
 
huh. that was an interesting morning. spent it with my (married) paralegal, her kids, my daughter and at one point my ex wife. someday, this is going to end really well.

 
Sorry to hear about your friend, Zooks. Lost a good buddy to stage 4 lung cancer a few years ago. it was crazy how fast my friend went from a healthy man to a very sick man to a man down. I hope cancer catches monkey aids, bus herpes and turrets (no idea how to spell), then dies a nasty mean death. :(

 
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.

 
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