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If this beating gets any worse Tebow's going to rise again in three days

I was rooting for Denver, now I'm rooting to see something historic. Let's see how many TD's Brady can throw today.

 
'SofaKings said:
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.
yeah, but you're our complete drunk/spaz.really not much you can do other than pain management. there's better stuff out there than vicodin--see your doc and get something more effective.
I'm really not a pills kinda gal. I prefer not to take them unless absolutely necessary.This hydrocodone helps take the edge off, but I still can't sit in certain positions, bend down, or even stand for any length of time (don't even get me started on getting in and out of a Forerunner). You think Vicodin will be better?
So what do you use for contraception?
Currently sporting a broken tailbone, so, abstinence.
 
'SofaKings said:
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.
yeah, but you're our complete drunk/spaz.really not much you can do other than pain management. there's better stuff out there than vicodin--see your doc and get something more effective.
I'm really not a pills kinda gal. I prefer not to take them unless absolutely necessary.This hydrocodone helps take the edge off, but I still can't sit in certain positions, bend down, or even stand for any length of time (don't even get me started on getting in and out of a Forerunner). You think Vicodin will be better?
So what do you use for contraception?
Currently sporting a broken tailbone, so, abstinence.
can't imagine what that feels like. good luck in your recovery and hope your ### is feeling good tonight.
 
'SofaKings said:
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.
yeah, but you're our complete drunk/spaz.really not much you can do other than pain management. there's better stuff out there than vicodin--see your doc and get something more effective.
I'm really not a pills kinda gal. I prefer not to take them unless absolutely necessary.This hydrocodone helps take the edge off, but I still can't sit in certain positions, bend down, or even stand for any length of time (don't even get me started on getting in and out of a Forerunner). You think Vicodin will be better?
So what do you use for contraception?
Currently sporting a broken tailbone, so, abstinence.
Well, just don't let him stick it in your..........never mind.
 
'SofaKings said:
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.
yeah, but you're our complete drunk/spaz.really not much you can do other than pain management. there's better stuff out there than vicodin--see your doc and get something more effective.
I'm really not a pills kinda gal. I prefer not to take them unless absolutely necessary.This hydrocodone helps take the edge off, but I still can't sit in certain positions, bend down, or even stand for any length of time (don't even get me started on getting in and out of a Forerunner). You think Vicodin will be better?
So what do you use for contraception?
Currently sporting a broken tailbone, so, abstinence.
Well that's a pain in the ###.
 
'SofaKings said:
So, the other day, when I posted about my "friend" breaking her tailbone, I really meant me. Based on a couple of GM's posts, I just feel like you guys think I'm a complete drunk/spaz, so I didn't want to add to that.

This HURTS. Like nothing I've experienced before. Almost every move I make causes me to wince. My mother gave me a bottle of hydrocodone when we left SC earlier this week, and I (against my will, as I hate pills) have been taking it every 4 hours to allow me to live my life. I guess I can go get the donut, but if anyone has any other ideas, I would be greatly appreciative.
yeah, but you're our complete drunk/spaz.really not much you can do other than pain management. there's better stuff out there than vicodin--see your doc and get something more effective.
I'm really not a pills kinda gal. I prefer not to take them unless absolutely necessary.This hydrocodone helps take the edge off, but I still can't sit in certain positions, bend down, or even stand for any length of time (don't even get me started on getting in and out of a Forerunner). You think Vicodin will be better?
So what do you use for contraception?
She is married to Mr. Romo, you really think he can pull it off?? He probably pulls away from the center too early and just creates a big mess.
 
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Bump
IN. I look forward to you idiots making my ####time in the bathroom marginally more amusing than it already is.
Got any UFC leans this weekend?
I don't know if I like any of the dogs. I think Palhares (-250) is very likely to win.

I also expect Aldo (-200) and Barboza (-150) should win.
:thumbup:
Update on the GBACP Tungsten Carbide Lock™ makin it rain boatloads triple parlay? :towelwave:

 

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