GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Sorry to hear about your loss Pack.I hate having to catch up on this thread during the weekends.Did anyone here know that it is $3k to get staples, fiber from a stuffed toy, hair tie and string from a Boston Terrier's stomach on a friday night? I didn't even want the damn dog, now I'm $5k into it in 5 mths. Allocating resources were not done very effectively in our household this past year.

Those dogs are worthless.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Wanna go bowling??

The first round of Papst is on me!

Like we don't know you misspelled this on purpose so that you wouldn't appear to be a hipster.

Well people have been confused about issue...

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My neighbor across the street died yesterday. Actually, he might have died Tuesday and the police broke in on Friday. I feel bad because I've been thinking I should go over and offer to break up this big cardboard box that's been sitting in his front yard to get rid of it and to pick up trash stuck to his cactus plants. He was a former teacher, around 70, and alone. Sad to die alone like that.

This has been up for like 90 minutes and not one joke about me being old?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Good shtick to write a letter complaining about the charges?

 

[Tiger Fan]

What's the right move here. A fraternity brother of mine's father passed away on Thursday. The services are Monday, but I'll be out of town for work. I would consider this guy a friend, but not a great friend. We both have mutual friends who we are both better friends with, but we're just not really that close. We hang out at games and parties and such in large groups, but I would never call him to see what's going on for the weekend. But he's a solid guy and I had met his dad a few times at parties, and he was always very genuine. I will be definitely be sending a sympathy card, but shall just that suffice? Do I even mention that I'm sorry that I'm going to miss the services b/c of work? Sign the guestbook online?I think I'm overthinking this...but I hate these situations, so would like another opinion.

I think it's fine to send the sympathy card, sign the online guestbook and not have to give a reason why you can't make it.

I agree. Any kind of explanation is probably going to make a bigger deal out of it than it needs to be.

s

thx y'all

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Good shtick to write a letter complaining about the charges?

Take another photo of it holding a penny?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Good shtick to write a letter complaining about the charges?

Take another photo of it holding a penny?

That's the problem, guy. I can't pay. Maybe I should ask for a payment plan in my letter.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Good shtick to write a letter complaining about the charges?

Take another photo of it holding a penny?

That's the problem, guy. I can't pay. Maybe I should ask for a payment plan in my letter.

"This never would have happened if I had stayed in Canada."

 

[proninja]

My neighbor across the street died yesterday. Actually, he might have died Tuesday and the police broke in on Friday. I feel bad because I've been thinking I should go over and offer to break up this big cardboard box that's been sitting in his front yard to get rid of it and to pick up trash stuck to his cactus plants. He was a former teacher, around 70, and alone. Sad to die alone like that.

This has been up for like 90 minutes and not one joke about me being old?

We figured this story would hit a little close to home and didn't want to really upset you

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My neighbor across the street died yesterday. Actually, he might have died Tuesday and the police broke in on Friday. I feel bad because I've been thinking I should go over and offer to break up this big cardboard box that's been sitting in his front yard to get rid of it and to pick up trash stuck to his cactus plants. He was a former teacher, around 70, and alone. Sad to die alone like that.

This has been up for like 90 minutes and not one joke about me being old?

We figured this story would hit a little close to home and didn't want to really upset you

meh

 

[proninja]

My neighbor across the street died yesterday. Actually, he might have died Tuesday and the police broke in on Friday. I feel bad because I've been thinking I should go over and offer to break up this big cardboard box that's been sitting in his front yard to get rid of it and to pick up trash stuck to his cactus plants. He was a former teacher, around 70, and alone. Sad to die alone like that.

This has been up for like 90 minutes and not one joke about me being old?

We figured this story would hit a little close to home and didn't want to really upset you

meh

Look at it this way, if it weren't for guys like me, you wouldn't look near as funny as you do.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My neighbor across the street died yesterday. Actually, he might have died Tuesday and the police broke in on Friday. I feel bad because I've been thinking I should go over and offer to break up this big cardboard box that's been sitting in his front yard to get rid of it and to pick up trash stuck to his cactus plants. He was a former teacher, around 70, and alone. Sad to die alone like that.

This has been up for like 90 minutes and not one joke about me being old?

We figured this story would hit a little close to home and didn't want to really upset you

meh

Look at it this way, if it weren't for guys like me, you wouldn't look near as funny as you do.

My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife just came home from the hair dresser. She bought 3 bootleg DVDs (War Horse, The Descendents, and Courageous...which it turns out is a Jesus movie) from some guy, who doesn't speak English, who comes in to the shop every few days. He carries a suitcase full of them. I asked my wife "how do we know that they're good". She replied with "Gator's mom vouched for him".

You can't make this stuff up, people.

 

[General Malaise]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?

This would be for my wife, not me.

 

[Osaurus]

Just bought a new backup battery for my alarm system. If I bought it from the alarm company, it would be $60. Amazon cost is $15. Impressive markup.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?This would be for my wife, not me.

Start hiding arsenic?

 

[General Malaise]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?This would be for my wife, not me.

Start hiding arsenic?

that post kinda does smell a lot like "i'm planning on killing my wife"...I'M NOT!!! She just doesn't have any at present time and I can call my agents and have her go through my policies and take medical exams,etc...or I can do this cheaper AAA version that came in the mail today. Just want to ensure there's no issues with this cheap AAA insurance. Figured a lot the posters in here have life insurance on their wives. (Sacamano, HI!)

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?This would be for my wife, not me.

How much per month?

 

[bentley]

anybody know anything about life insurance? Is there any drawback or argument against AAA's Direct Term Life Insurance? Seems cheap and easy for $200K....no medical exam. Anybody?This would be for my wife, not me.

Since it's an association endorsed program, the association is getting a cut. I would think you could find something else out there that was cheaper if you look around.

 

[BRONG]

Oh god. Just went to facebook and the first post I see is the following:

Prepare for complete annihilation. Tonight at The Redwood Bar in DTLA.

From none other than....yep...Fartbarf!

I think I have to go.

 

[urbanhack]

Oh god. Just went to facebook and the first post I see is the following:

Prepare for complete annihilation. Tonight at The Redwood Bar in DTLA.

From none other than....yep...Fartbarf!

I think I have to go.

"The member BRONG cannot receive any new messages"

 

[Tremendous Upside]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

Love this.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipsterI am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band. There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipsterI am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band. There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

 

[BRONG]

Oh god. Just went to facebook and the first post I see is the following:

Prepare for complete annihilation. Tonight at The Redwood Bar in DTLA.

From none other than....yep...Fartbarf!

I think I have to go.

"The member BRONG cannot receive any new messages"

####, thought I did this already. Try now.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

:hipsterobserver:

 

[krista4]

BRONG, when you have a chance, would love any recommendations for Bali. Have to go to Singapore for work in April and wanted to stop by for a few days somewhere I haven't been before, and this looks like the best option. More interested in peace and tranquility than the clubs, though I imagine we'll go out to a couple just to check out that scene. Which areas/beaches do you think best? Any ideas welcomed.

Same question for charvik and anyone else who's been there.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipsterI am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band. There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

Nice. Get a soda, some suspicious looking chocolate and see a band.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Kinda thinking There Will Be Pabst is an awesome band name

But that just be my inner hipster talking

 

[Tremendous Upside]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipsterI am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band. There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

Nice. Get a soda, some suspicious looking chocolate and see a band.

Bringing a flask

 

[urbanhack]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

Love this.

my lady likes the term "son of hipster"

 

[Crazy Canuck]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

:hipsterobserver:

Just want it recorded that I had to google "Arlene's Grocery."Proof I am not a hipster.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mrs. TF and I are going out for a nice dinner then to see a kick ### 80's cover band.



Keep refreshing your twitter feed (no not really)

 

[urbanhack]

special muffins are out of the oven.....eating one now.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

special muffins are out of the oven.....eating one now.

:jealous:

 

[BRONG]

BRONG, when you have a chance, would love any recommendations for Bali. Have to go to Singapore for work in April and wanted to stop by for a few days somewhere I haven't been before, and this looks like the best option. More interested in peace and tranquility than the clubs, though I imagine we'll go out to a couple just to check out that scene. Which areas/beaches do you think best? Any ideas welcomed.

Same question for charvik and anyone else who's been there.

Uluwatu.My link to your resort.

 

[krista4]

BRONG, when you have a chance, would love any recommendations for Bali. Have to go to Singapore for work in April and wanted to stop by for a few days somewhere I haven't been before, and this looks like the best option. More interested in peace and tranquility than the clubs, though I imagine we'll go out to a couple just to check out that scene. Which areas/beaches do you think best? Any ideas welcomed.

Same question for charvik and anyone else who's been there.

Uluwatu.My link to your resort.

Oh yeah. That looks phenomenal.

 

[HighBeams]

Winds are 30-40mph so we went out and flew glow-in-the-dark kites for an hour or so.

The one I was flying broke.

I wasn't allowed to fly the other one.

 

[Osaurus]

special muffins are out of the oven.....eating one now.

Pound that muffin

 

[Osaurus]

Watching Grosse Pointe Blank and he's in the Ultimart in front of a cooler full of Faygo. Intentional Juggalo product placement?

 

[SofaKings]

Sorry to hear about your loss Pack.I hate having to catch up on this thread during the weekends.Did anyone here know that it is $3k to get staples, fiber from a stuffed toy, hair tie and string from a Boston Terrier's stomach on a friday night? I didn't even want the damn dog, now I'm $5k into it in 5 mths. Allocating resources were not done very effectively in our household this past year.

Those dogs are worthless.

And it won't hunt.

 

[charvik]

BRONG, when you have a chance, would love any recommendations for Bali. Have to go to Singapore for work in April and wanted to stop by for a few days somewhere I haven't been before, and this looks like the best option. More interested in peace and tranquility than the clubs, though I imagine we'll go out to a couple just to check out that scene. Which areas/beaches do you think best? Any ideas welcomed.Same question for charvik and anyone else who's been there.

I'll try to add some thoughts later, when not on the phone if my BAC allows it.

 

[cosjobs]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

Love this.

my lady likes the term "son of hipster"

I deem you both post apocahypsters

 

[cosjobs]

I've caught up on the thread and had three shots. Now to meet GM and Nannywife at the hip Urban Garden at the Nines.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Sorry to hear about your loss Pack.I hate having to catch up on this thread during the weekends.Did anyone here know that it is $3k to get staples, fiber from a stuffed toy, hair tie and string from a Boston Terrier's stomach on a friday night? I didn't even want the damn dog, now I'm $5k into it in 5 mths. Allocating resources were not done very effectively in our household this past year.

Those dogs are worthless.

And it won't hunt.

Well karma bit me on the ### after that post. I was putting away groceries earlier and didn't feel like taking a 4-pack of toilet paper all the way to the upstairs bathroom. Instead I just tossed it up onto the landing with intention of putting it away next time I went up.20 minutes later the wife and I leave the house for 20 minutes. We come back to find that my dogs decided that toilet paper had to die. They brought it downstairs and destroyed 3 out of the 4 rolls. I'll never bad-mouth other people's dogs again.

 

[bentley]

I've caught up on the thread and had three shots. Now to meet GM and Nannywife at the hip Urban Garden at the Nines.

I'm staying at the Nines in July. Let me know how the scene is.

 

[Sammy3469]

CC is pretty clearly post-hipster

I am headed to a dive bar on the Lower East Side to hear a friend of a friend's likely ####ty band.

There will be Pabst.

C-Squat?

"Arlene's Grocery is located in NYC's trendy Lower East Side in what was once a Puerto Rican bodega."

:hipsterobserver:

Just want it recorded that I had to google "Arlene's Grocery."Proof I am not a hipster.

Arlene's grocery is now a hipster locale?...I spent newYears there in 1998...was scared on getting home too...not that I remember anything past 1am.

 

[kaso]

Mrs. TF and I are going out for a nice dinner then to see a kick ### 80's cover band. Keep refreshing your twitter feed (no not really)

Is it Ratt Poison?!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

PBR and a shot of Jack for 7 bucks. This could get ugly.