GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I had to rewind it to make sure I heard it right. Listen to this, from the Lakers broadcast, verbatim.

"Ball out of bounds. There's Kobe's numbers. Just has NOT played well against this team in any of the three of their meetings. But he has time to make amends here, in the last quarter and a half. And all his sins will be forgiven."

They're playing in Denver if you didn't know. There was an awkward pause after that one. I thought maybe I heard it wrong, but no. Classic.

With God as my witness, gb. Lakers are so done, btw. Think I'll go into the Lakers thread after this and tell all the bandwagoners what's up.

They lost to the Bucks

 

[BRONG]

And I'm a lifelong Lakers fan, btw. But it's over for now, has been for awhile.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

How was the Brew Heh Heh?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Never seen so much beer

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Still going. Some band from Austin played. Now they are raffling off artsy crap and tickets to burning man.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Still going. Some band from Austin played. Now they are raffling off artsy crap and tickets to burning man.

See if you can get a Rothko on the cheap.

 

[kevzilla]

There's a kung fu movie on Spike right now. I've already seen Ed Marinaro as Mr. Big, and the credits included Worf, Deanna Troi, and Huggy Bear.

 

[BRONG]

Just opened a bottle or random red wine I grabbed walking out of Walgreens with my Pacifico. I think it's a red mix, lol. All I know is it was within reaching distance and was like 4 dollars off so seemed like good value.

Ruud Dawg, why weren't you on the mountain earlier today? Was it Pai Gow?!

 

[urbanhack]

Just opened a bottle or random red wine I grabbed walking out of Walgreens with my Pacifico. I think it's a red mix, lol. All I know is it was within reaching distance and was like 4 dollars off so seemed like good value. Ruud Dawg, why weren't you on the mountain earlier today? Was it Pai Gow?!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

"I remember when Burning Man didn't even have tickets"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

"I remember when Burning Man didn't even have tickets"

I remember when Burning Man was when we (the village elders) took care of the heretics.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

"I remember when Burning Man didn't even have tickets"

I remember when Burning Man was when we (the village elders) took care of the heretics.

Hipster

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I shredded Heavenly today.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Kubes, Mr. krista made a shrimp and crab boil a couple of nights ago and now has made a bisque from the remnants. Do you want the bisque recipe? I'd imagine he considers it "simple" though the first step might be "make a shrimp and crab boil".

Sounds beyond me but lay it on me anyway.

OK, I'll have him type something up.

Here's how I did the thing. I don't know if it is the "right" thing that I did, but it tasted pretty good.So. Do this thing.Ingredients:The shells from about 4lbs of shrimp and snow crab. Some stray shrimp and crab meat can't hurt either.4 cups diced onion2 cup diced carrots2 cup diced celery2T tomato paste4 bay leaves10 peppercorns2 or 3 lemons juiced, peels reserved2 oranges juiced, peels reserved1 cup white wine1 cup sherry1 T olive oil1 cups rice1 pint heavy creammess of thyme, thyme stemsmess of tarragon, stems removed, leaves mincedSimmer for 10 more minutes and eat like hell.

Prop's to Mr Krista Made this tonight. Probably a tad too much on the heavy cream, but it was damn tasty.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I once burnt a man in Reno just to watch him fry

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thorn wants me to do a video shot of Pomegranate vodka. Yea or nay?

 

[Thorn]

Thorn wants me to do a video shot of Pomegranate vodka. Yea or nay?

 

[BRONG]

So I'm watching the re-run of the Phoenix Open from today -- love this tourney -- and Phil approaches the most awesomest hole in golf, that crazy-### par 3, and the place just goes completely nuts. He, Fowler and DJ all hit it to within 15 feet and the place erupts. Love that hole.

Gary McCord is so wound up that he admits on air that his wife keeps texting, asking him why he's drinking already. How great is that?? It sounds like a frat house out there, people are so drunk. The Bird's Nest must be bonkers.

 

[Osaurus]

Off for a light hike this morning. Have to fight with all the Birders for trail space.

 

[Guster]

Sorry Guster. Holding up well or was this unexpected?

thanks man. Things had slowly eroded since we moved in together almost a year and a half ago. Wasn't a big surprise, but still disappointing because there were times when we were clicking that we're awesome. Just not enough of them

:( You'll bounce back in a hurry. Good looking dude, great personality, smart. What's not to love? Plus you invent great smelling Fabreeze products!

 

[Guster]

OMGGGYESsssss!!!2

They just played

 

[Guster]

So I think I'm still a little drunk from last night.

I'm being a nice guy and helping the ex move out today.

I'll likely start drinking again in a couple hours.

Tonight, I'm supposed to go out with some chick that I've been chatting with for a little while, but I'll likely end up being too drunk to go out.

I've got no plans for the Super Bowl tomorrow, so I may stay in and drink

There is a good chance that I could go from 3:30 Friday afternoon til Monday morning without being sober

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[Gadzooks]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Hold off, I'm sure "natural causes" is right around corner anyways. And by the way, I was at a fundraiser last night and trying to show someone a picture on my phone when your text came in about masturbating in a french fry basket. Went over great.

 

[Guster]

This might be the single most awkward thing I've ever done. None of the ex's friends will make eye contact with me and only one has even said hi. She's got a ton of crap to move and there are only 2 or 3 people that are capable of lifting anything remotely heavy.

 

[Tiger Fan]

any insurance guys in here? What should I be paying a year on $15k of jewelry to be insured?

 

[Guster]

Everyone is just sort of sitting around and not talking while the ex goes to get the uhaul she rented. The only sound is SportsCenter playing in the background.

 

[Tiger Fan]

if anyone has any last minute SB pools i can get in, willing to paypal depending on the entry fee

 

[Bogart]

Everyone is just sort of sitting around and not talking while the ex goes to get the uhaul she rented. The only sound is SportsCenter playing in the background.

Stay strong GB. How much to just break the ice, by raising your hand and blurting out "Who else here thinks she's a total #####? Raise your hand."

 

[Uwe Blab]

Everyone is just sort of sitting around and not talking while the ex goes to get the uhaul she rented. The only sound is SportsCenter playing in the background.

Embrace the awkwardness and raise the stakes. Just start non-stop talking to everyone about every inane "price-of-gas" topic that goes through your head. Stream of consciousness. The more they look away or ignore, the more you look at them right in the eye and keep talking. Make them squirm.

 

[-fish-]

take off your pants.

 

[YSR]

take off your pants.

Exactly what I wanted to post. I need to leave this place.

 

[Guster]

take off your pants.

Exactly what I wanted to post. I need to leave this place.

It's raining now

 

[WetDream]

take off your pants.

Exactly what I wanted to post. I need to leave this place.

It's raining now

Hallelujah!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I once burnt a man in Reno just to watch him fry

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Hold off, I'm sure "natural causes" is right around corner anyways. And by the way, I was at a fundraiser last night and trying to show someone a picture on my phone when your text came in about masturbating in a french fry basket. Went over great.

Glad I could help.

 

[Gadzooks]

take off your pants.

Exactly what I wanted to post. I need to leave this place.

It's raining now

Hallelujah!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm getting a new phone very shorty. Which by the way, which one should I get? We're going through T-Mobile. Anyhow, the pics I sent last night were so disappointing in quality. Chicks were hot and my wife kept encouraging me to stuff dollar bills in their underwear.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'm getting a new phone very shorty. Which by the way, which one should I get? We're going through T-Mobile. Anyhow, the pics I sent last night were so disappointing in quality. Chicks were hot and my wife kept encouraging me to stuff dollar bills in their underwear.

I'm not an expert but I would say get a phone with a better camera.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

any insurance guys in here? What should I be paying a year on $15k of jewelry to be insured?

Ouch

 

[Tiger Fan]

any insurance guys in here? What should I be paying a year on $15k of jewelry to be insured?

Ouch

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Forgot to mention this before -

At 10pm Thursday night the liquor store was closed but the Chucky Cheese across the street was open.

-Who brings kids to a Chucky Cheese at 10pm on a school night?

-Why aren't 10K+ college kids drinking enough on Thursday nights to keep that store open?

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY?!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm getting a new phone very shorty. Which by the way, which one should I get? We're going through T-Mobile. Anyhow, the pics I sent last night were so disappointing in quality. Chicks were hot and my wife kept encouraging me to stuff dollar bills in their underwear.

I'm not an expert but I would say get a phone with a better camera.

####, why didn't I think of that?I'm told these are my choices but I can get whatever T-Mobil has:Blackberry 9900Blackberry 9360Blackberry 9300Galaxy S 4GGalaxy IIHTC SensationExhibit IIT259Samsung DartSamsung GravityNokia Lumia

any insurance guys in here? What should I be paying a year on $15k of jewelry to be insured?

Ouch

Is it one piece or multiple pieces? Based on my wife's wedding ring, I would guess around $300.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sammy B, I didn't understand your wife's recent FB post so I had to Google it. Looks like when I was a freshman in college, she was just starting the first grade. This makes me sad & hate you.

 

[cosjobs]

Does anyone have an espn insider logon I can use?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is it one piece or multiple pieces? Based on my wife's wedding ring, I would guess around $300.

1 piece. Currently paying about $156 a month. Looks like you're throwing about $ GB

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it one piece or multiple pieces? Based on my wife's wedding ring, I would guess around $300.

1 piece. Currently paying about $156 a month. Looks like you're throwing about $ GB

Yeah I tend to do that. I would like to point out that you paid 15k for a ring. I paid $1100. WINNNINNNG

 

[YSR]

Is it one piece or multiple pieces? Based on my wife's wedding ring, I would guess around $300.

1 piece. Currently paying about $156 a month. Looks like you're throwing about $ GB

I added my engagement ring to my homeowners' insurance and it was only an additional $69 per year. I can't remember exactly how much the ring was at this time, but I think the appraisal was in the $4k-$4.5k range. Seems like you're paying a lot.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sammy B, I didn't understand your wife's recent FB post so I had to Google it. Looks like when I was a freshman in college, she was just starting the first grade. This makes me sad & hate you.

"How old is he?" she says.I better not let Tanner friend her.